What are Tuesdays again?

[TheEleventhHour]

I think Tuesdays were just a randoms thread so your post is perfect

[jobiann]

Jan 20, 2015 11:02:23 GMT -5 privacy said:

Dear water heater

Please don't be too expensive to fix.

LE sigh

Still freezing from that shower

Yikes, ours was $700 when it went out. Installed by a professional plumber. If my brother had done it, it would have costs like $500. But my H insisted!

[jobiann]

Dear contacts, stop acting like you are a few months old! I just got you a week ago!

Dear car, I don't know why you are starting all weird but stop it. I don't feel like spending money on repairs right now! This Momma needs some new clothes!

[esmerelda]

Dear H I love that you're a hard worker and all but the way your schedule is set up for today blows. Also I'm still mad you gave DD a banana yesterday that I got to scrub out of the carpet.

[TheEleventhHour]

Dear DS - I am sorry that nicely asking you to please stop untying my shoes threw you into such a tizzy. How about you go untie your own shoes if you really feel that passionate about shoelaces?

[chilibeansm0m]

Dear Boss,

Don't fill my inbox with all kinds of shit just because you were too laxy to come in yesteday at an appropriate hour. I was here for almost 8 hours and left at 2pm after i had had enough. I had a list of questions for you and never got them answered so now you know how it feels.

Sincerely,

Pregnant and grumpy.

[chilibeansm0m]

Jan 20, 2015 10:40:32 GMT -5 @aeroplaneoverthesea said:

Can't remember what Tuesdays are supposed to be, so I'm just gonna leave this open letter here:

Dear New Target Underwear,

Why aren't you containing my right butt cheek? I just purchased you yesterday because my underwear collection was in an extreme state of disrepair, but seriously our relationship might already be over as I can't be digging you out of my ass crack all day.

Sincerely,
LA face with an Oakland booty.

Totes almost spit out my coffee. Why didn't you make Lafacewithanoaklandbooty your new sn?

[jobiann]

Jan 20, 2015 12:18:54 GMT -5 privacy said:

Jan 20, 2015 11:06:23 GMT -5 jobiann said:

Yikes, ours was $700 when it went out. Installed by a professional plumber. If my brother had done it, it would have costs like $500. But my H insisted!

That's about the quote I got.  We always use professionals because in my job I see too many fires and floods with DIYers (even experienced ones)
But DH wants to switch to a tankless system since we have to replace it anyway.  So it's more expensive, but he claims there are rebates and stuff through PG&E so we'll see

We got a $100 rebate on our utility bill for installing our water heater, that was a nice bonus!

[ohiodoxiemama08]

Dear Self,

Going to Target is dangerous, and you know that. Yet you continue to go.

But seriously guys, my Target had amazing toddler clearance. I had to contain myself. I did find an adorable outfit for DD's 2 year pics and it was mega cheap.

Plus the Dollar spot just got re-stocked. I needed new socks, I may have gotten 4 $1 socks. But that's a great deal for socks, right?

@aeroplaneoverthesea your post was hilarious, especially the signature

[TheEleventhHour]

ohiodoxiemama08 This is me in Target ...

[martha919]

Dear Body,

Please fucking act right. I'm a mess. Last week I had some kind of stomach bug, then the next day I got my first ever yeast infection plus UTI combo. My anxiety is through the roof, I've convinced myself that I have diabetes, and the fact that I didn't have a PCP until this morning wasn't helping. I feel a bit better knowing I actually have someone to run all this by, but seriously. No. This had better be a fucking vitamin deficiency or something.

Sincerely,
Woman with plenty to handle already

[jobiann]

Jan 20, 2015 14:30:14 GMT -5 TheEleventhHour said:

ohiodoxiemama08 This is me in Target ...

And this is why I don't go there often, we'd be broke!

[TheEleventhHour]

jobiann Plus I have a RedCard so I am all "Oh I can buy more things I get an extra 5% off!" Bad news.

[jcar]

I'm with you all on the home repairs.

Dear house,

You're new (built in 2010/2011). Stop sucking lately. As we were getting our new shower door installed, which cost $500, I was told that our grout work was shoddy and needs fixed ASAP. We really can't afford this crap with our next baby due in a few short weeks. Ugh.

A tired, exhausted, frustrated homeowner

[TheEleventhHour]

jcar Ugh. I am sorry! I hope everything works out. Hugs!