It's time. Confess Bitches.

[thechickencoop]

ETA flamingos because that's what came up when I searched for flames. ::shrug::

[thechickencoop]

I need 5 more posts to reg.

[thechickencoop]

I let DS eat Easter candy for breakfast.

[thechickencoop]

I'm petsitting a friends cats this week. They'll be back tomorrow and I'm so happy. I just feel like coming home after work, not making an extra stop!

[singingsea]

I might have ate half of DS's bag of Starburst jelly beans.

He's two he doesn't need the whole fucking thing. Neither do I but that's besides the point.

[thechickencoop]

We have a wedding to go to in a few weeks for an old friend of H's. Which means there will be a lot of other old friends of his that he hasn't seen in years. I'm buying a new dress, shoes, hair did, etc, the works, because I want H to look good. I know he doesn't feel great about himself (weight issues, has been kinda out of touch with these people, etc) so I want to make sure I look extra awesome for him. I'm excited to go shopping; it's so rare that I have a reason to buy formal clothes.

[thechickencoop]

I plan on eating all of DS's candy after Easter. Whatever.

[thechickencoop]

I ate the last two pieces of apple pie at work yesterday. I didn't ask anybody else if they wanted them (they had been there since the Friday before! If they wanted them, they would have been eaten already...right?)

[thechickencoop]

Reg!!!

[joy]

So many confessions about food...

[thechickencoop]

Apr 3, 2015 8:06:25 GMT -5 joy said:

So many confessions about food...

Then step it up!

[mrsjene]

Apr 3, 2015 8:10:39 GMT -5 hippo said:

I stole batteries from my kids toy so I could use them for my "toys".

It may be too early to declare a winner but...

[Sparkly]

We have a wedding to go to tomorrow and I'm annoyed with/bitter about it for reasons. Some of them are pretty flame-worthy, so I'm trying not to be so judge-y and won't be saying them out loud. But I'm confessing I have had these thoughts. Even though I should/do know better.

Part of the bitterness comes from her being KTFU with #2 and I'm not. I don't know if they were trying (I know it doesn't matter), but their DS is younger than DD and it just bothers me because it's entirely possible it was an "oops." I am/will be happy for them, I just wish we were already pregnant again too.

[requiressnacks]

I logged on to my work computer only so my boss could see that I was online. (We have this IM thing that tells people when you're online) Then I proceeded to cook breakfast and eat half a package of center cut bacon. No regrets.

[wanderingheart]

Apr 3, 2015 8:44:53 GMT -5 @underdog25 said:

We were supposed to remind someone of something today for FFFC. Who was that and what was it?

It was hippo. #remindersformyreminders

Eta: hit post too soon. She's confessed twice though, so looks like she didn't need us, ha.

[singingsea]

@underdog25, your sig gif causes me to sit and sigh dreamily.

[SheilaTheTank]

I have an old work buddy that I don't want to be friends with anymore, as we have nothing in common. She is extremely nice but super shallow, fake, and not so bright. I have started straight up lying to her as to why I can't hang out.

[rae80407]

Food confession: I've been known to eat a can of sweetened condensed milk by itself before. Healthy, I know.

[cabgirl]

When I was in my early twenties and single, I was dating (read: sleeping with) two guys at once. They didn't know about each other. One night, one of them gave me a very obvious hickey on my neck. I saw the other one a couple of nights later, but I just climbed into bed with him after he'd already been asleep for a while, and while messing in the dark encouraged him to suck on my neck. Later they each thought they were solely responsible for the hickeys. I wore scarves daily for a couple weeks.

[rae80407]

SheilaTheTank, peep tornado=lmao. Also been there before. Eventually she will get it, although if she's not bright... I have a "friend" like that. She once told me something they have in one state and not another. The convo was kinda like. "It doesn't make since because Idaho is part of Illinois.." Really? I guess to her all states are just one big state. Sometimes I don't have the energy to dumb it down so much for her.. ::shakes head::

[teraiin]

I had one of those 'why did you open your big mouth' moments at a meeting this week.



I'm now writing a proposal for next week's board meeting because my idea was so 'brilliant'. I wish I was a little less brilliant. I should have suggested something like free candy.

Edit: I posted this in the wrong thread. 


Now I feel obligated to confess something.

[SheilaTheTank]

Apr 3, 2015 9:08:55 GMT -5 rae80407 said:

SheilaTheTank, peep tornado=lmao. Also been there before. Eventually she will get it, although if she's not bright... I have a "friend" like that. She once told me something they have in one state and not another. The convo was kinda like. "It doesn't make since because Idaho is part of Illinois.." Really? I guess to her all states are just one big state. Sometimes I don't have the energy to dumb it down so much for her.. ::shakes head::

Yeah I've been avoiding her for a while but my excuse was that she was over an hour away. Now she moved to my town and is practically around the corner. I'm running out of believable lies.

[kariann12]

Apr 3, 2015 9:02:05 GMT -5 rae80407 said:

Food confession: I've been known to eat a can of sweetened condensed milk by itself before. Healthy, I know.

[rae80407]

Also when she had her son, she called her epidural amnesia. I guess a confession would be I continued to let her call it amnesia to everyone because it made me lol a lot.

[SheilaTheTank]

Apr 3, 2015 9:11:02 GMT -5 rae80407 said:

Also when she had her son, she called her epidural amnesia. I guess a confession would be I continued to let her call it amnesia to everyone because it made me lol a lot.

WOOOOOOWWWW! 

[teraiin]

Okay here is a confession (possibly lame):

The head librarian seems to enjoy talking to me, but I find him incredibly arrogant and annoying. I would rather walk all the way up to the top floor of the building to get to the back staircase in order to go down to my office than risk walking by him when he's at the main desk.

[requiressnacks]

Apr 3, 2015 9:09:04 GMT -5 @pineappleoranges said:

Apr 3, 2015 8:41:33 GMT -5 requiressnacks said:

I logged on to my work computer only so my boss could see that I was online. (We have this IM thing that tells people when you're online) Then I proceeded to cook breakfast and eat half a package of center cut bacon. No regrets.

Lyncs is the devil.  

Amen girlfriend! My boss uses it irrationally to track my comings and goings. It's beyond annoying.

[♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪]

Last night, during our drive home, H was snoring in the passenger seat. When the snoring would get annoying, I would swerve a little or tap my breaks to wake him up and then play it off like nothing happened (the road was empty, BTW). 

[rae80407]

Apr 3, 2015 9:12:49 GMT -5 @bloodyjack87 said:

I love my dog, but sometimes I absolutely hate her. She will do anything to get to food, or anything she thinks could be food (she eats napkins, tissues, paper plates, etc.) and I constantly have to think "Will Daisy try to eat this," when I leave anything anywhere, and I can never leave her alone. She has actually learned how to get the lid off of the dog food container, so I have to completely shut the pantry door. The straw that broke the camels back this morning; she spilled chocolate milkshake all over my brand new couch this morning.

And in case of flames, yes I know that I should be used to this by now and remember to pick/clean things up, and that this particular incident was also my fault.

tl;dr: Sometimes I hate my dog. (I know, lame confession)

I used to have a huge fat cat that would eat anything he could see. One day I was  on the toilet and he was in there with me. I saw a small thin piece of plastic on the floor just out of reach. I immediately hoped he wouldn't see it before I got up. As if he heard my thoughts, he looked at it and we locked eyes. We both proceeded to dive for it, but he beat me and ate it so fast there was nothing I could do. He was fine but now I know he's a mind reader lol.

[shemarie82]

Apr 3, 2015 9:09:04 GMT -5 @pineappleoranges said:

Apr 3, 2015 8:41:33 GMT -5 requiressnacks said:

I logged on to my work computer only so my boss could see that I was online. (We have this IM thing that tells people when you're online) Then I proceeded to cook breakfast and eat half a package of center cut bacon. No regrets.

Lyncs is the devil.  

Somehow my Lync goes "Away" in 5 minutes.  I can be sitting at my desk and I feel like I am getting busted for not working.