NMG and other IL problems

[bluedot]

Ok so far... she has told us about her hernia, asked for more shirts, given me a bag of trash , and I haven't looked in T's basket yet, but it looks like there are adult sunglasses, a dog toy, and jellybeans

[bluedot]

Reeses pieces, eggs filled with bubble gum and smarties, qtips,nuttella a flashlight, adult sunglasses, gardening gloves, chocolate frogs.

[tenniscourt]

bluedot I'd have those reese's pieces gone by now! Qtips? Now that's truly random!

[bluedot]

Oh yea I'll eat the reeses but wth he can't have them...

[bluedot]

Trigger Warning...









DH was just holding T upside down and she said something about how he better not drop him. She read about how some mom dropped her kid on their head and killed them.


Eta another: she's telling me how someone could easily break in our house and steal T in the middle of the night because when we are asleep we won't hear it over the monitor. Wtf? And how we would never know who took him since our monitor doesn't record. So T would just be taken and gone.

[bluedot]

Very concerned about her bar crawl shirts...

Talking about ticks now? That cause Lyme disease. ..

She has men's socks and hair spray on the end table... I can't keep up...

[bluedot]

Apr 4, 2015 16:43:43 GMT -5 armfruit said:

Isaac got gardening gloves. But I'm glad. He wants to be just like dad, and dad likes to work in the yard a lot. But she's crazy.

I'll add these are sized for a 4-5 year old...

[avswolf]

Wow. Um.

[bluedot]

She just asked T if he needed his PANTIES changed.

[bepandnick]

Apr 4, 2015 17:38:39 GMT -5 tLex said:

Apr 4, 2015 16:33:32 GMT -5 bluedot said:

Trigger Warning...









DH was just holding T upside down and she said something about how he better not drop him. She read about how some mom dropped her kid on their head and killed them.


Eta another: she's telling me how someone could easily break in our house and steal T in the middle of the night because when we are asleep we won't hear it over the monitor. Wtf? And how we would never know who took him since our monitor doesn't record. So T would just be taken and gone.

Jesus.

This

[ciaomama]

WTEverlovingF?! Wow.

Is that a Longaberger basket? Fanceh

[bluedot]

Apr 4, 2015 18:04:36 GMT -5 @elf828 said:

I love how she's not even noticing that you're live blogging her visit on your phone.
Do we have a ham update?

Headed home now to look for hidden ham. It's the NMG version of an egg hunt I guess

[bluedot]

Apr 4, 2015 18:05:38 GMT -5 ciaomama said:

WTEverlovingF?! Wow.

Is that a Longaberger basket? Fanceh

What's a longaberger basket?

[ciaomama]

Apr 4, 2015 18:24:41 GMT -5 bluedot said:

Apr 4, 2015 18:05:38 GMT -5 ciaomama said:

WTEverlovingF?! Wow.

Is that a Longaberger basket? Fanceh

What's a longaberger basket?

They're expensive, handmade baskets that people go nuts over. They're collectible and I think they're made in Ohio. My mom has a ton of them. You should be able to tell on the bottom of the basket.

www.longaberger.com

[bluedot]

I swear if she told FIL to dip his pork chop in her BBQ sauce one more time I was going to flip...

I'm headed home... the restaurant was so loud I couldn't hear most of her non sense. However I found out she doesn't know the difference between credit and debit cards so she just says "the one without the pin number I don't know mine" and when I said ok so you use credit then, and you need to pay that back at the end of the month she acted like she had no clue what I was talking about. And also, "who can remember pin numbers to 15 cards?"

[bluedot]

Apr 4, 2015 18:27:29 GMT -5 ciaomama said:

Apr 4, 2015 18:24:41 GMT -5 bluedot said:

What's a longaberger basket?

They're expensive, handmade baskets that people go nuts over. They're collectible and I think they're made in Ohio. My mom has a ton of them. You should be able to tell on the bottom of the basket.

www.longaberger.com

I'll look when I get home

[bluedot]

Apr 4, 2015 18:27:29 GMT -5 ciaomama said:

Apr 4, 2015 18:24:41 GMT -5 bluedot said:

What's a longaberger basket?

They're expensive, handmade baskets that people go nuts over. They're collectible and I think they're made in Ohio. My mom has a ton of them. You should be able to tell on the bottom of the basket.

www.longaberger.com

It is... DH said he knew she collected them a long time ago... interesting. It says 1995 on it

[bluedot]

Apr 4, 2015 19:29:59 GMT -5 megash113 said:

Apr 4, 2015 18:28:03 GMT -5 bluedot said:

However I found out she doesn't know the difference between credit and debit cards so she just says "the one without the pin number I don't know mine" and when I said ok so you use credit then, and you need to pay that back at the end of the month she acted like she had no clue what I was talking about. And also, "who can remember pin numbers to 15 cards?"

Oh Jesus. How far in debt is she?

As someone without debt, I'm having a fucking panic attack over this.

It's been a question we have all asked... she buys and buys with no thought at all. We call it magic money because we think she believes it literally grows from the ground on the farm.

[bluedot]

Apr 4, 2015 19:37:13 GMT -5 armfruit said:

bluedot do you have to see her for Easter tomorrow? I'm guessing no since she brought T stuff.

No we are in the clear... phew

[bluedot]

Apr 4, 2015 18:29:49 GMT -5 bunny said:

Apr 4, 2015 16:33:32 GMT -5 bluedot said:

Eta another: she's telling me how someone could easily break in our house and steal T in the middle of the night because when we are asleep we won't hear it over the monitor. Wtf? And how we would never know who took him since our monitor doesn't record. So T would just be taken and gone.

OMG my mom warns me about this eleventy times a week.  Are they in cahoots?

Omg I'm sorry you have to hear this repeatedly. This is my greatest fear. And why I had a really hard time when he wasn't in our room anymore. I've never told her that the thought of this happening scares me to death ( I've watched too many lifetime movies)

[bepandnick]

Apr 4, 2015 19:48:58 GMT -5 megash113 said:

Apr 4, 2015 19:46:29 GMT -5 bluedot said:

It's been a question we have all asked... she buys and buys with no thought at all. We call it magic money because we think she believes it literally grows from the ground on the farm.

What happens in the event of her death? Do those debts disappear? Who pays them?

It depends on the type of debt. Credit disappears, but things like a mortgage or car get passed to next of kin.

[bluedot]

Apr 4, 2015 19:48:58 GMT -5 megash113 said:

Apr 4, 2015 19:46:29 GMT -5 bluedot said:

It's been a question we have all asked... she buys and buys with no thought at all. We call it magic money because we think she believes it literally grows from the ground on the farm.

What happens in the event of her death? Do those debts disappear? Who pays them?

I'm hoping it's not us FIL is an old school farmer who doesn't even have have a credit card... So I'm not sure he has a fclue what kind of debt she may be in...

[bluedot]

Apr 4, 2015 19:51:53 GMT -5 bepandnick said:

Apr 4, 2015 19:48:58 GMT -5 megash113 said:

What happens in the event of her death? Do those debts disappear? Who pays them?

It depends on the type of debt. Credit disappears, but things like a mortgage or car get passed to next of kin.

She has no mortgage or cars in her name. So we are good with that then...

[starfisher]

I worked for an estate attorney once upon a time. if she has any assets in her name then her estate (property, checking account) is responsible for her debts. If her assets are jointly owned than this is exempt. If she has no assets then no one is responsible for her debt.

[bluedot]

Apr 4, 2015 20:09:28 GMT -5 starfisher said:

I worked for an estate attorney once upon a time. if she has any assets in her name then her estate (property, checking account) is responsible for her debts. If her assets are jointly owned than this is exempt. If she has no assets then no one is responsible for her debt.

Well.. this is where part of the problem lies... if she out lives FIL she will gain control of everything.... so, in the end the farm would be taken to pay off her debt...

[elissamarie]

"All those people just from eating ham?!" A quote from my cousin talking to her mom who is a nurse. I just thought of NMG. Hopefully it wasn't her ham..

[bluedot]

Apr 4, 2015 21:37:33 GMT -5 bunny said:

bluedot checking out NMG's ham

Never found the hidden ham... hopefully there isn't one...

[wildflowers]

Apr 4, 2015 17:07:14 GMT -5 bluedot said:

She just asked T if he needed his PANTIES changed.

Bahahaha!!!

[MissDemeanor]

Apr 4, 2015 16:24:31 GMT -5 bluedot said:

Oh yea I'll eat the reeses but wth he can't have them...

Whispers: I bought Reece Reese's Pieces, and I'm going to let him eat them. Not all at once but still....