If you were supreme dictator

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www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/11526831/Kim-Jong-un-was-child-prodigy-who-could-drive-at-age-of-three-claims-North-Korean-school-curriculum.html

What you "be able to do"? Driving at age 3 or walking at 3 weeks is child's play. I would be able to talk to animals and turn myself into any animal I wanted to aka Wild Krats. I think I would also have the ability to poop diamonds and gold bars...you know in case my country was ever on the verge of financial crisis. Not that it would ever happen because I'm so awesome! But it's always good to have a plan B.

Really though?..."children believe it and adults have no choice but to believe". Really?

Edited because I was just going to be able to turn myself in to a tiger, but seriously why limit my awesomeness?!?

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I think I'd also breath underwater...and probably actually have sharks with laser beams attached to their fricken heads.

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Oh and be fluent in every known language, even dead languages by the time I was 5 weeks old.