The Tale of the Gnome-ling- A BFP Story (now with pictures)
Apr 20, 2015 7:11:37 GMT -5
Post by GoBigOrGoGnome on Apr 20, 2015 7:11:37 GMT -5
Gnome first found you fine ladies in November in the forest of TTGP in a faraway land once known as the Bump. She had the best of times there, made great friends, and shared many bags of dicks. The leaders of this land were awful tyrants (who did not appreciate crocheted penises) and they exiled many of Gnome’s friends. She and many others set off to find a new place to call home and they knew they were successful when they came upon the bushes and trees of the wonderful refuge of GKU.
While GKU had a decidedly different feel to it, Gnome was happy to be amongst friends and continued working on a Gnome-ling with Mr. Gnome. The Gnomes were coming to the end of cycle 5, month 6 of working towards a Gnome-ling and they were anxious to know if they were successful. They had performed the sacred Gnome-making ritual from four days before to one day after egg-laying time. Nine days after this day, Gnome had the dreaded spotting and pre-period cramps and knew that cycle 5 was ended. She was very sad and went to her local Mexican restaurant to drown her sorrows in margaritas.
Puzzlingly enough, however, the spotting stopped. Gnome chalked it up to her body being an annoying fuck and when she left for a journey to the distant place known as “Indiana”, she packed her usual period products. The spotting never returned, and she decided just to wait a while and see what her annoying body decided to do. Mr. Gnome left for a business trip the day after Gnome returned from Indiana, which ended up being for the best. Gnome was very, very sick with an ill-timed virus and spent a day and a half with a fever, vomiting, muscle aches, and other unattractive symptoms. She decided for some unknown reason to go ahead and use one of the magical ute-status detecting sticks that a local wizard had given her. In about 30 seconds it was clear that there was indeed a Gnome-ling present (14dpo). Gnome was excited but still felt like death and was now worried that she had roasted the Gnome-ling with her fever.
Gnome really can’t say what symptoms were the start of the sickness versus anything else and other than that, she has mainly had some bloating and boob pain. Gnome must not be very in tune to her body because she did not feel implantation, vomit at 3dpo, taste rubber band coffee at 6dpo, or have any other ridiculous indications. Mr. Gnome still does not know because he was on a camping trip all weekend and Gnome wanted to tell him in person. She will let him know today after he gets home from work, which happens to be the Gnomes’ 2 year anniversary. Gnome is excited but also nervous about all the things that could go wrong. Little Gnome is scheduled to arrive on December 23rd.
Gnome is so grateful for the wonderful friendships she has made here and the knowledge that has been bestowed up on her by some very intelligent ladies. She of course wishes BFPs for all those who want them and also wants to apologize to whoever might be pained by this post, as she knows they can be tough to read sometimes. (And props to whoever read the whole thing!)
ETA: illustrations
While GKU had a decidedly different feel to it, Gnome was happy to be amongst friends and continued working on a Gnome-ling with Mr. Gnome. The Gnomes were coming to the end of cycle 5, month 6 of working towards a Gnome-ling and they were anxious to know if they were successful. They had performed the sacred Gnome-making ritual from four days before to one day after egg-laying time. Nine days after this day, Gnome had the dreaded spotting and pre-period cramps and knew that cycle 5 was ended. She was very sad and went to her local Mexican restaurant to drown her sorrows in margaritas.
Puzzlingly enough, however, the spotting stopped. Gnome chalked it up to her body being an annoying fuck and when she left for a journey to the distant place known as “Indiana”, she packed her usual period products. The spotting never returned, and she decided just to wait a while and see what her annoying body decided to do. Mr. Gnome left for a business trip the day after Gnome returned from Indiana, which ended up being for the best. Gnome was very, very sick with an ill-timed virus and spent a day and a half with a fever, vomiting, muscle aches, and other unattractive symptoms. She decided for some unknown reason to go ahead and use one of the magical ute-status detecting sticks that a local wizard had given her. In about 30 seconds it was clear that there was indeed a Gnome-ling present (14dpo). Gnome was excited but still felt like death and was now worried that she had roasted the Gnome-ling with her fever.
Gnome really can’t say what symptoms were the start of the sickness versus anything else and other than that, she has mainly had some bloating and boob pain. Gnome must not be very in tune to her body because she did not feel implantation, vomit at 3dpo, taste rubber band coffee at 6dpo, or have any other ridiculous indications. Mr. Gnome still does not know because he was on a camping trip all weekend and Gnome wanted to tell him in person. She will let him know today after he gets home from work, which happens to be the Gnomes’ 2 year anniversary. Gnome is excited but also nervous about all the things that could go wrong. Little Gnome is scheduled to arrive on December 23rd.
Gnome is so grateful for the wonderful friendships she has made here and the knowledge that has been bestowed up on her by some very intelligent ladies. She of course wishes BFPs for all those who want them and also wants to apologize to whoever might be pained by this post, as she knows they can be tough to read sometimes. (And props to whoever read the whole thing!)
ETA: illustrations