Post by carolyngrace on Apr 21, 2015 8:35:49 GMT -5
This morning I went poop for the first time in like two weeks! Not only did it feel awesome, but I could tell right away it took some pressure off my bladder. Maybe I will be able to go longer than an hour without peeing now. When I came out and joyfully announce this to DH, he just shook his head at me. Yeah, sorry babe, we have reached that level.
What's going on in those bodies ladies? You can tell us. We won't judge.
My vagaina. It's as if someone connected it to a hose & spigot and turned it on full force. Forget swamp crotch. It's the damn Amazon during the rainy season.
I hadn't pooped a good poop in like 3 or 4 days.. I stopped for a cup of coffee at starbucks this morning and 20 minutes after my first sip, i was running to the bathroom. Which is probably a good thing because the farts that have been coming out of my body are worse then the dogs!! I woke not only myself up but Dh and the dog last night... Dh looked at me and was like please tell me that was Boh (our dog) and not you... I was like sorry, it was me this time. He just kind of chuckled said I was nasty and rolled over and went back to sleep.
Post by wifedeangel on Apr 21, 2015 10:09:30 GMT -5
Last night I accidentally farted in DDs face. I didn't know she was behind me at the time. She made an awful face and said "mommy poopy". I sad, "sorry DD, I didn't know you were behind me! Mommy's farty."
She says, with her face still screwed up "mommy super farty!"
Mine isn't really pregnancy related, but in hindsight, seeing a pregnant person doing what I did is quite the image.
So I throw something in the microwave the other day and like a person really shouldn't do but most of the time nothing happens I leave the spoon on the bowl. Start it, and go to the bathroom while I wait (bathroom is right beside our kitchen).
Luckily, I'm just peeing, and I hear the buzzing from the microwave start. I honest to goodness don't know if I was midstream at this point, as I instantly go into panic mode. The boys are outside so can't hear or see any of this. So out I go, waddling as fast as a 33 week pregnant person can with pee dripping down their legs and pants around the ankles to a microwave on fire on the inside. As soon as I stopped it the fire went out, but I went and sat back on the toilet and with a racing heart see the spray I left behind around the toilet and mostly my underwear.
Since everything was ok (minus the loss of our microwave..) and I told my mom this story she was hunched over holding her own pelvis laughing so hard at me.
Don't worry, I know I'm stupid for starting the microwave on fire and I'm glad I ran out before something worse happened.
I've gone from having to drink a decaf coffee or two every day to poop at all to loose stools at least twice a day. I blame the GD diet - so many nuts, so much fiber. Unfortunate part is... I still really want my coffee.
@hazeldublin, when I googled this... try finding the correct words lol... that's what I was presented with too. However, strangely enough, I used to get this - albeit rarely - when I had my period sometimes? No idea what it is. Just fuckin hurts! lol
I thought of another one. It isn't super duper gross but it's irritating. My new big brown mom nipples gather so much fuzz! After I towel off the nip tips are all fuzzed up.
Post by honeybunches101 on Apr 21, 2015 15:20:26 GMT -5
I have a stomach bug from hell. I am totally miserable and begged DH to come home from work, which I never do. Let's just say it's a very good thing I am able to puke into the tub while siting on the toilet. And really glad I cleaned the bathroom floor yesterday, I didn't realize I would spend all day today in the fetal position with my was on the tile.
Last night I had the most excruciating stomach ache. It felt like what your stomach may feel like when you have or are about to have diarrhea, however I tried multiple times to go to the bathroom with no results. So basically I was just stuck with this stomach pain and no way to get rid of it. For about an hour I still have no idea what cause it or why it went away finally.
+1 on this all day yesterday. Def wasn't BH bc I had a couple of those on top of the weird crampy stomach pains.
Last night I had the most excruciating stomach ache. It felt like what your stomach may feel like when you have or are about to have diarrhea, however I tried multiple times to go to the bathroom with no results. So basically I was just stuck with this stomach pain and no way to get rid of it. For about an hour I still have no idea what cause it or why it went away finally.
+1 on this all day yesterday. Def wasn't BH bc I had a couple of those on top of the weird crampy stomach pains.
+2! I had a horrible stomach ache last night that woke me up. It almost felt like trapped gas in my upper abdomen and in my ribs.
Post by pghtruelove on Apr 21, 2015 22:28:20 GMT -5
I hate how bushy I get:-( Whats really nasty is how discharge makes it dreadlock. Gross. I'm too whiny to get a wax so in the shower I made SO come help me shave. What a good man.
I have given up shaving Dow there. My doctor has been a total sweet heart to pretend not to notice or say anything. I keep forgetting to buy razor blades and it's just so much work.
I hate how bushy I get:-( Whats really nasty is how discharge makes it dreadlock. Gross. I'm too whiny to get a wax so in the shower I made SO come help me shave. What a good man.
I used my husband's electric beard trimmer to weed whack. The unfortunate part is I missed some spots in the way back and still have some looooooong hairs. Kind of embarassed.
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