Today, like half of my little burps result in a tiny bit of throw up coming up to the back of my throat. Wtf? Seriously. What is that? Why? Whhhhyyyyyyyy!?!?!
The body is so strange during pregnancy.
That's been happening to me on and off unawares. I end up swallowing it back down. It's gross.
So….does anyone else have crusty nipples? My nips have been developing a yellow/light brown crust. It comes off easily in the shower, but the next morning it is there again.
I thought at first that maybe I was leaking a little, but my bra/sheets are never wet. I just develop this crust on both nipples.
I swear the next person that tells me "Pregnancy is such a beautiful time" is going to get punched in the crotch.
I'm joining this club. My sheets and clothes aren't wet either, so I just figured I was super weird. My boobs are no longer sexy, that is for damn sure.
Oh no!! That sucks. You poor thing. Not entirely alone. I've done a couple of sharts but they've all been little ones that just stay between the butt cheeks. I seriously don't know my body any more.
This exactly. Yesterday I had the same issue all day. My belly was one giant BH, non stop. SO much pressure. My back is officially about 90 years old. I just want it to be June. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
ETA: And sex,missjenniebean? I can't even remember the last time that happened. I have detailed, wonderful, earth moving dreams about sex ... sometimes with DH, sometimes with DH in a different form, sometimes with someone random. I'm a sex dream whore!..... but that's it. I can't even fathom doing the deed consciously and in real life right now.
Ah, sex! I remember those times! I'm right there with you having amazing sex dreams and for a second when I wake up, they seem like a great idea to pursue in real life. 10 seconds later I realize I don't really feel like putting forth the effort and I can't think of a single position that would be comfortable for me at this point. Plus, I just keep picturing the scene in "What to Expect When You're Expecting" when she's on top...doesn't look like fun!
I have found the only sex position that doesn't hurt at all is spooning. I lay on my side with my body pillow between my legs and he is cuddled up behind me. We did it this morning and it was glorious! And he holds on to my hips so that was super hot!! Although afterwards my vagina is a little swollen and feels like the here is pressure down there. At least it's not really painful. But DH has turned into a horn dog this last trimester and it hasn't been painful lately! So I am definitely thankful!! Also sometimes doggie works when I put like five pillows under my chest area. I just lay on the stacked up pillows and he goes to town. Not too bad either as long as he doesn't get carried away with the super deep fast thrusts. I guess this post came off kind of braggy but maybe some of you haven't tried these positions yet and can get some sexy time!!! And I don't have to do any work at all!! Just lay there snuggling my body pillow! Lol
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Post by erbear on Apr 28, 2015 19:38:15 GMT -5
Fully leaky down there and also irritated. I did buy some flushable wipes and I hope they help!
No leaky boobs yet but one of my nipples is looking rough. I need to ask my doctor about it, actually! Eta: it sounds like I also have "crusty nipples"! I'm too afraid to poke at it though!
Lol at sex. I can fantasize about it and I was sooo convinced I was going to jump h when he got home, but swollen everything makes me think otherwise.
Post by flbabychin on Apr 28, 2015 19:39:26 GMT -5
oh no @jimbobcooter, that's awful! I am horrified for you, and hope the rest of your day got a bit better.
I am also right there with you ladies with swamp crotch, throwing up a little in my mouth when I burp, and crusty nipples. Gah, it's such a dignified time, right?
I have found the only sex position that doesn't hurt at all is spooning. I lay on my side with my body pillow between my legs and he is cuddled up behind me. We did it this morning and it was glorious! And he holds on to my hips so that was super hot!! Although afterwards my vagina is a little swollen and feels like the here is pressure down there. At least it's not really painful. But DH has turned into a horn dog this last trimester and it hasn't been painful lately! So I am definitely thankful!! Also sometimes doggie works when I put like five pillows under my chest area. I just lay on the stacked up pillows and he goes to town. Not too bad either as long as he doesn't get carried away with the super deep fast thrusts. I guess this post came off kind of braggy but maybe some of you haven't tried these positions yet and can get some sexy time!!! And I don't have to do any work at all!! Just lay there snuggling my body pillow! Lol
Doggy style works best for us. Even when I'm not super in the mood, I try not to let us go more than two weeks without sexy time. Once the baby comes, I know we'll have the mandatory post-birth hiatus and then we'll both be battling fatigue and crankiness, so we're trying to get it in while we can!
This is very true! I am already feeling bad about how long we will go without sex after little one arrives. So we need to get as much in as possible! Which hasn't been a problem with DH since he wants it every damn morning!! But it's cute he's in such an amazing bubbly mood afterward and it makes me smile. I swear he is so damn cute! And I am so attracted to him right now! More then ever so it's easy to suck it up and go to town!!! Even of I don't get off sometimes it's completely worth it because he is just soooo hot to watch!! Damn!!!
I have found the only sex position that doesn't hurt at all is spooning. I lay on my side with my body pillow between my legs and he is cuddled up behind me. We did it this morning and it was glorious! And he holds on to my hips so that was super hot!! Although afterwards my vagina is a little swollen and feels like the here is pressure down there. At least it's not really painful. But DH has turned into a horn dog this last trimester and it hasn't been painful lately! So I am definitely thankful!! Also sometimes doggie works when I put like five pillows under my chest area. I just lay on the stacked up pillows and he goes to town. Not too bad either as long as he doesn't get carried away with the super deep fast thrusts. I guess this post came off kind of braggy but maybe some of you haven't tried these positions yet and can get some sexy time!!! And I don't have to do any work at all!! Just lay there snuggling my body pillow! Lol
Doggy style works best for us. Even when I'm not super in the mood, I try not to let us go more than two weeks without sexy time. Once the baby comes, I know we'll have the mandatory post-birth hiatus and then we'll both be battling fatigue and crankiness, so we're trying to get it in while we can!
Ugh. I'm slightly taller than DH so the only way doggie style has ever worked is if I'm practically laying down. Which isn't happening now. I tried to put pillows under my chest, but he still ends up pushing me too far down onto my stomach so we're done with that.
We've tried the spooning thing, but again (because I'm taller maybe?) we have to modify it so much it's not comfortable. He has to get much lower than me and our upper bodies aren't even pressed together anymore. And then the angle always feels pointy and weird.
I've been slowly dropping hints that sex is pretty much off the table AND I'm not as up for blow jobs and the like anymore, either. Five years of marriage and we've pretty much ALWAYS got it on 2-4 times/week, so I feel ok about saying "not for a while" at this point... I'll probably try and keep up with a little something for him like once/week if I'm up for it....
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Post by pghtruelove on Apr 28, 2015 21:13:32 GMT -5
+1 to the leaky vag. Panty liners don't do the trick. It still ends up everywhere. I change my underwear 3-6 times a day(depends on how many times I pee). Oh yeah. Also even as soon as I get out of the shower is smells like I haven't showered for 3 days.
Deodorant doesn't work anymore so I smell like an old taco.
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Post by mrsmonogrammed on Apr 28, 2015 21:14:49 GMT -5
This is a good one ladies.... I was putting lotion on after my shower and happened to pull my belly button up and looked inside...I (usually) have a really deep innie so I was curious what it looked like in there! Well I about threw up when I saw what I swear to goodness was my umbilical stump from when I was a baby!!! Total SS here thinking that it would still be there 24 years later (totally laughing at myself about this right now) and definitely used a mirror, tweezers, and q-tips to clean out whatever the hell it was that was in my belly button. All while dry heaving of course. I'm so sexy right now I can barely handle it!
This is a good one ladies.... I was putting lotion on after my shower and happened to pull my belly button up and looked inside...I (usually) have a really deep innie so I was curious what it looked like in there! Well I about threw up when I saw what I swear to goodness was my umbilical stump from when I was a baby!!! Total SS here thinking that it would still be there 24 years later (totally laughing at myself about this right now) and definitely used a mirror, tweezers, and q-tips to clean out whatever the hell it was that was in my belly button. All while dry heaving of course. I'm so sexy right now I can barely handle it!
Oh!! This happened to me too!!! I was like what the hell is that! I tried to pull it off so hard it started bleeding and was like whelp that's not going anywhere. So weird and gross!!!!
Doggy style works best for us. Even when I'm not super in the mood, I try not to let us go more than two weeks without sexy time. Once the baby comes, I know we'll have the mandatory post-birth hiatus and then we'll both be battling fatigue and crankiness, so we're trying to get it in while we can!
Ugh. I'm slightly taller than DH so the only way doggie style has ever worked is if I'm practically laying down. Which isn't happening now. I tried to put pillows under my chest, but he still ends up pushing me too far down onto my stomach so we're done with that.
We've tried the spooning thing, but again (because I'm taller maybe?) we have to modify it so much it's not comfortable. He has to get much lower than me and our upper bodies aren't even pressed together anymore. And then the angle always feels pointy and weird.
I've been slowly dropping hints that sex is pretty much off the table AND I'm not as up for blow jobs and the like anymore, either. Five years of marriage and we've pretty much ALWAYS got it on 2-4 times/week, so I feel ok about saying "not for a while" at this point... I'll probably try and keep up with a little something for him like once/week if I'm up for it.... [/quote
Hmm ya that would be a problem!! Maybe make him kneel on like five pillows so he's higher up ? Lol could work. I don't have any advice on the spooning though. One time we had sex where I was laying on my back propped up by pillows and he was kneeling straight up so there was no pressure on my stomach. Otherwise maybe try a chair and you sit away from him? Lol. Although after five years I completely agree that you can say no sexy time for awhile and be completely justified!!!
Edit: because I am somehow stuck in the quote box. This has never happened to me before and I always wondered why it happened. I think when I was replying I backspaced on accident instead of hitting return and may have deleted a slash or something. I dunno.
Post by ThePalindromicOne on Apr 28, 2015 21:52:37 GMT -5
The other night when I was awake with burning hands (Carpal Tunnel), the only thing that would make them stop or distract me from the pain was using said hands for some self-pleasuring. Hadn't done that in a while!
Post by silv3rlining on Apr 29, 2015 5:20:34 GMT -5
Re: deodorant - I had to buy the "prescription strength" a few months ago bc nothing was cutting it (not even DHs).
Re: post baby sex - you may be tired but DH & I (once I was cleared) had awesome sex post baby. Our frequency (compared to pre baby) sky rocketed and it was just awesome. Some women it's uncomfortable. So you never really know what you're going to get/be up for in that department.
So….does anyone else have crusty nipples? My nips have been developing a yellow/light brown crust. It comes off easily in the shower, but the next morning it is there again.
I thought at first that maybe I was leaking a little, but my bra/sheets are never wet. I just develop this crust on both nipples.
I swear the next person that tells me "Pregnancy is such a beautiful time" is going to get punched in the crotch.
+1! I think I saw someone else mention this, but you may be leaking just a tiny bit... I noticed that I had weird yellow crusties too, so one day in the shower I decided to schluf (?) it off and see what happened... nothing did, but then I decided to take it one step further and squeeze a little (curiosity got the best of me), and there was definitely colostrum that came out. I've never noticed anything on my shirts/bra etc., so I think juuuuuust enough is coming out but drying so fast to form the crust.
Fun times! That was my cue to never squeeze again... at least for another 8 weeks.. haha!
Post by periwinkledaydreams on Apr 30, 2015 18:19:22 GMT -5
Okay so I know it is far from Tuesday, but it is just TOO MUCH INFO to share anywhere else, and too good to keep to myself, so here goes. Last night after my shower before bed, I randomly weighed myself. I don't usually keep a scale around, but SO has recently bought one since he's hitting the gym trying to lose weight, and I get on it now and again. Aaaaaanyway, I got on it last night, thought nothing of it, and went to bed. I got up in the middle of the night with a really uncomfortable belly and FINALLY had a poo!!! (I don't know if anyone remembers from leenziepops POOP POLL but I am not the most regular gal around, and it had been in the vicinity of 4 days now). So just for shits and giggles LOL see what I did there I got back on the scale and I KID YOU NOT I HAD LOST 3 WHOLE POUNDS!!!!! Yep. There you go. 3 pounds. TMI.
Tmi-I sent my husband a "sexy" picture today while he was at work. I tease the hell out of him but don't give him anything but do a bit of self playing...so mean, so fun.
Ugh. I tried it once yesterday and while I was doing it it was fine, but after it hurt. I followed directions so idk. Maybe it's going to be like that at first?
We're going to keep trying - but yeah... It doesn't feel great. But that's sorta the point right? To get ready for the ring of fire?
Ugh. I tried it once yesterday and while I was doing it it was fine, but after it hurt. I followed directions so idk. Maybe it's going to be like that at first?
We're going to keep trying - but yeah... It doesn't feel great. But that's sorta the point right? To get ready for the ring of fire?
Ya it makes sense. 3rd try in and I can already tell a difference so I feel a bit better about it. I think we will keep at it too.
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