OMG guise, I'm still pretty much in tears from this one. I had to fart this morning, right before I got out of bed. Except, instead a toot, I had explosive diarrhea all over the sheets. I'm just absolutely horrified. And DH wonders why I tell him he'll sleep better in the guest room.
OMG guise, I'm still pretty much in tears from this one. I had to fart this morning, right before I got out of bed. Except, instead a toot, I had explosive diarrhea all over the sheets. I'm just absolutely horrified. And DH wonders why I tell him he'll sleep better in the guest room.
Oh no!! That sucks. You poor thing. Not entirely alone. I've done a couple of sharts but they've all been little ones that just stay between the butt cheeks. I seriously don't know my body any more.
Post by periwinkledaydreams on Apr 28, 2015 8:51:52 GMT -5
@jimbobcooter, what is with today and the threat of sharting? I haven't pooped in 3 days and now I've been clenching my cheeks all morning for fear of it all just slipping out! I'm so sorry that happened to you today! On the other side of the coin, I am glad it happened at home in your bed and not out in public in your clothes or at work or whatever other possibly worse nightmare scenario. UGHH! GIRL! WTF!!!
Oh no!! That sucks. You poor thing. Not entirely alone. I've done a couple of sharts but they've all been little ones that just stay between the butt cheeks. I seriously don't know my body any more.
This exactly. Yesterday I had the same issue all day. My belly was one giant BH, non stop. SO much pressure. My back is officially about 90 years old. I just want it to be June. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
ETA: And sex,missjenniebean? I can't even remember the last time that happened. I have detailed, wonderful, earth moving dreams about sex ... sometimes with DH, sometimes with DH in a different form, sometimes with someone random. I'm a sex dream whore!..... but that's it. I can't even fathom doing the deed consciously and in real life right now.
OMG @jimbobcooter. Sorry about the shitty start to your morning. (I had some kind of bacterial infection once that had me shitting my pants and it was the worst. I was out of work for a week.)
For me, besides peeing every 10 minutes... I've had an excessive amount of cervical fluid. The joys. It constantly feels like I've wet myself.
All the fluids here too panty liners are starting to irritate poor princess peach as well so I just picked up like 30 pair of Walmart (surprisingly soft and comfy) undies and change them like 3 times a day. Hanes tagless boy shorts all day. We had sex this morning after I woke up from a filthy dream and it was awful. Just no mojo whatsoever. @jimbobcooter- that is awful! I've definitely had some close calls myself. It's like please body, find a happy medium. I can't deal with either not pooping for 4 days or feeling like I'm going to shit my pants all day.
Post by islandgirl14 on Apr 28, 2015 9:43:20 GMT -5
Yes to all of these! I had to pick up extra soft TP over the weekend to help my lady bits... sigh.... and panty liners overload also... and the boogers, yes! All pregnancy. I swear I go through like a box of Kleenex a week. @ @jimbobcooter, sorry to hear about your rough morning! That totally sucks!
Oh no @jimbobcooter !!!! I'm so sorry! You should take the day off to recover. holliberry28 I asked my OB about that and she said it has no bearing on BF. She has 3 kids, never leaked pregnant and nursed fine. My best friend who has a 4 month old leaked a lot when pg and her milk never came in after delivery. I am in the leaky camp too and full on convinced myself I was in labor on Sunday. I clearly was not and discovered it was just extra pee. Sigh.
OMG guise, I'm still pretty much in tears from this one. I had to fart this morning, right before I got out of bed. Except, instead a toot, I had explosive diarrhea all over the sheets. I'm just absolutely horrified. And DH wonders why I tell him he'll sleep better in the guest room.
Reminds me of my unfortunate shart in the walmart parking lot and DH buying me pants that were like 8 sizes too big. Then walking through walmart holding my pants up with no underwear running to the bathroom again. Shit sucks!!!!
mathistm we're trying? DH read about it in the current book we're reading (The Birthing Partner) and it was at his insistence that we do it (I believe his exact words were "WHY DOESN'T ANYONE TALK ABOUT THIS - Of course we're doing it!! You can TEAR?!" Oh poor DH.) But we meant to do it every night at bed - and he rarely comes to bed with me. So we'll see if we continue. It doesn't feel good - everything is raw from excess peeing and wiping, and hormones and swelling - not an infection, since I had the doctor check. Just pregnant.
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Post by cnumbers on Apr 28, 2015 12:42:06 GMT -5
Yesterday I had like a blob of jelly in my underwear then later that night I peed and like another blobish like structure was in the bowl. Totally gross I know. I mentioned to MW today, she said it could be my show.. But I don't know.
Edited cause I realised I wrote 'in the bowel' instead of bowl.. stupid autocorrect.
Post by islandgirl14 on Apr 28, 2015 13:04:33 GMT -5
Today, like half of my little burps result in a tiny bit of throw up coming up to the back of my throat. Wtf? Seriously. What is that? Why? Whhhhyyyyyyyy!?!?!
Post by baytosa2013 on Apr 28, 2015 13:26:35 GMT -5
@jimbobcooter oh dear I am SO sorry! I admit to being half in giggles because farting makes me laugh and half completely traumatized for you.
I on the other hand haven't pooped properly in days. I get all excited because I feel like I have to "go" and it's the biggest, oddest shaped, hard little poop ever and I'm SO disappointed.
I have a weird rash on my stomach...it doesn't itch but it kind of feels like maybe an acne of some sort? It gets worse when I use the thick lotion. It grosses me out.
DH's bday is this weekend. He's turning 40. I'm going to need to have sex with him and I don't want to. I mean I WANT to but I just feel huge and gross and uncomfortable.
Ugh. I tried it once yesterday and while I was doing it it was fine, but after it hurt. I followed directions so idk. Maybe it's going to be like that at first?
Post by mrsdee1982 on Apr 28, 2015 16:11:28 GMT -5
So….does anyone else have crusty nipples? My nips have been developing a yellow/light brown crust. It comes off easily in the shower, but the next morning it is there again.
I thought at first that maybe I was leaking a little, but my bra/sheets are never wet. I just develop this crust on both nipples.
I swear the next person that tells me "Pregnancy is such a beautiful time" is going to get punched in the crotch.
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Post by cnumbers on Apr 28, 2015 16:14:55 GMT -5
I feel in the last few days I can't stop pooping! I had to go durning the night last night and all day today I have been farting!. Walking around the shops I was terrified in case it was a loud one! Or a shart. I had to go again earlier on! Twice in one day just isn't like me. Normally there's like a three day wait in between. It's crazy!
All the fluids here too panty liners are starting to irritate poor princess peach as well so I just picked up like 30 pair of Walmart (surprisingly soft and comfy) undies and change them like 3 times a day. Hanes tagless boy shorts all day.
I have this issue too. I have leaks all day too, just random gushes at no particular time, but after a few days of panty liners, my vagina starts to hurt and get raw. It sucks. So I alternate between wet undies, multiple changes, and a raw vagina.
So….does anyone else have crusty nipples? My nips have been developing a yellow/light brown crust. It comes off easily in the shower, but the next morning it is there again.
I thought at first that maybe I was leaking a little, but my bra/sheets are never wet. I just develop this crust on both nipples.
I swear the next person that tells me "Pregnancy is such a beautiful time" is going to get punched in the crotch.
+1 for this. It kinda looks like dead skin too if it didn't have yellow tint.. I too never get wet bra/sheets! I have almost accepted that I just have really gross nipples now. Also they're huge! I had large ones before but now they're just ridiculous!
So….does anyone else have crusty nipples? My nips have been developing a yellow/light brown crust. It comes off easily in the shower, but the next morning it is there again.
I thought at first that maybe I was leaking a little, but my bra/sheets are never wet. I just develop this crust on both nipples.
I swear the next person that tells me "Pregnancy is such a beautiful time" is going to get punched in the crotch.
It still might be leakage, but it is just hardening and drying faster than you notice it. It may just be coming to the surface of your nipple, but not completely squeezing out so your shirt and sheets are clean.
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