I think we need to buy this kids book

[mrsdee1982]

You have to see this.  I'm laughing so damn hard right now.

"Do you want to play with my balls?"


www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3loy0EG4uQ 

[pghtruelove]

Omg I'm dying.

[leenziepops]

LOL OMG This is awesome! And I think I found my new career. The author must've been having a field day writing this.

[bruunk]

I need this book, along with Go The Fuck to Sleep book!

[mrsdee1982]

bruunk, have you seen the follow up to "Go the Fuck to Sleep?" It's called "You have to Fucking Eat". It's outstanding

[bruunk]

mrsdee1982 NO - MUST go find it now

[teenybird]

Gonna be a while before kid is ready for this one, but saw it and just had to get it:

www.amazon.com/Pigeon-Poop-Elizabeth-Baguley/dp/1561487694

It rhymes and it's about pigeon poop - how could I not love it haha?

[mnp48]

Haha! I have to show DH this.

teenybird, I was looking at the same book!

[nicolec78]

I'm dying!

[laurenlou83]

Someone posted this to my FB page the other day! TOO FUNNY!!

[maddib]

Omg are you kidding me?? This is a children's book! Wow I can't even right now! The author definitely knew what they were doing with all of that!

I would never let my kids read that. That is hilarious for adults but not for my kids... Oh hell no!

[bruunk]

maddib it was written for adults, as a joke. It's like Go the fuck to sleep - I promise it wasn't written for children!

[maddib]

May 8, 2015 22:46:31 GMT -5 bruunk said:

maddib it was written for adults, as a joke. It's like Go the fuck to sleep - I promise it wasn't written for children!

Haha ok I was hoping so but I have never heard of those books!! It is hilarious!

[bruunk]

youtu.be/D1Px7ZJRDY4

maddib That's a reading of Go the Fuck to Sleep, read by Samuel L Jackson. You could totally read the book to a child (with certain words changed) and still giggle about it - pretty sure the book on balls is the same vein of humor. The adult reading it can enjoy some adult humor, the kid thinks you're reading about balls!

Now I'm off to find You fucking have to eat

[megd893]

I dont know that I could get through reading this! He'd be wondering why it was so funny. Maybe I'll buy it and sneak it into Nanna and Grandpas house...