After the Pefe incident, I had to google reverse hand job. But then I didn't want to click on any of the hits because they were all porn sites. So I'm still in the dark. But the gloves got me thinking prostate.
Not really confession worthy but I'll up my post count
I had a super hot sex dream about Paul McCartney last night. Really random because it was the current old Paul & not young Paul but whatever we'll roll with it. Well in the dream I was married to DH but you don't say no to Paul! I didn't tell DH after & this morning I was thinking about it & I don't think I would tell him if it happened IRL either. I mean....it's Paul...I can't say no to Paul!!
Post by summergirl1211 on May 8, 2015 7:50:37 GMT -5
Mine are pretty lame, but I'll throw them out there anyway.
We still give Riley milk to help her go to sleep at night. We cut down from 3 sippy cups to 2, but I told my H we need to cut them out by her third birthday. Bedtime is so damn hard.
Last night Riley was eating the very last of her jelly beans from Easter (my parents brought her a basket a few weeks ago). One fell off the table and the dog got it, which caused Riley to instantly freak out. The dog licked it a ton, but my H distracted her before she actually ate it. I washed it off and gave it back to Riley.
Post by origamimommy on May 8, 2015 7:57:35 GMT -5
I'm convinced there's a bumpie (are we saying probie now?) that hates me. Taalk about insecurity! Anyway, I still fully believe it.
Wednesday I had a doctor's appointment, but when I went the dumb office staff had accidentally canceled my appointment. I rescheduled, but then went and ran errands and told everyone my dr appt was "fine". Whoops.
DH has a man cold and was snoring so bad WITH his CPAP on that I had to ask Elise if I can sleep in her bed with her. She graciously let me lol! Yup total role reversal there
Everytime MH sees my nips through my shirt he's convinced it's THO and that I'm in the mood and ready to go. In reality, ever since having Liam and BF my nipples are bigger and sometimes I just can't hid them. So as a result I'm immediately embarrassed and fending off advances from MH because it's at totally inappropriate times.
You all know Asher was sick last night. Dh and I had tickets to see "wait wait don't tell me" taped in nyc. I gave Asher Tylenol and waited until his fever was down but we totally went to the show. He slept the entire time we were gone. In my defense, it was dh's birthday present and I had the tickets so he couldn't have gone if I didn't go. Mother of the year here.
origamimommy, I admit it, its me! (kidding, obvi...I LOVE YOU)
I was convinced a bumpie didn't like me over on TD. They NEVER liked any of my posts or pictures. like in WOW they would like just about every other picture/post, but not mine.
You all know Asher was sick last night. Dh and I had tickets to see "wait wait don't tell me" taped in nyc. I gave Asher Tylenol and waited until his fever was down but we totally went to the show. He slept the entire time we were gone. In my defense, it was dh's birthday present and I had the tickets so he couldn't have gone if I didn't go. Mother of the year here.
We are going to Wits for My H's birthday tonight! #relevant
origamimommy, I lurve you so it's not me. I give milk each night too. But we are finally down to about 1/2 cup after a long ass process over the course of cutting down over a year. Yeah a freaking year.
My niece is super whiny and it drives me nuts. Don't get me wrong Henry is an epic tantrum thrower complete with screaming and crying but he doesn't whine. Not that I like the screaming and crying but I'd take that over the whining.
Oh I have a good one. They had a mothers day breakfast at DC. I asked E if she wanted me to come eat with her. She said no so I let it go. I had H take her to DC and I slept in.
Hanna doesn't take milk before bed, but she insists on some water. I don't think that's bad summergirl1211. Sometimes I like certain things before going to bed so maybe that's her thing. We still give Eliza her bottle before bed and I'm scared to even consider stopping that. I'll keep that crutch for awhile because like you said sleep sucks the way it is, so to me it's NBD.
My FC: H wasn't in the delivery room with Eliza. He didn't come in until I was getting stitched up.
I bought a box of donuts earlier this week and kept them hidden in he pantry so I could enjoy them by myself. I'm telling myself it's because I need a quick breakfast to curb my morning sickness.
Hanna doesn't take milk before bed, but she insists on some water. I don't think that's bad summergirl1211. Sometimes I like certain things before going to bed so maybe that's her thing. We still give Eliza her bottle before bed and I'm scared to even consider stopping that. I'll keep that crutch for awhile because like you said sleep sucks the way it is, so to me it's NBD.
My FC: H wasn't in the delivery room with Eliza. He didn't come in until I was getting stitched up.
bliz1712, I agree. She gets one sippy before brushing teeth and bed, while watching a cartoon, which is fine by me. But it bothers me that she gets it twice more after brushing her teeth and while she's in bed. I told my H last night it kind of takes away from brushing her teeth if she drinks it afterwards, kwim? Besides, it definitely won't help night training (potty training) her either. We really need to be strong about making her go to sleep but it'll take a lot of whining and crying for us to get there.
I haven't even tried potty training. Like, I don't have a potty for him or a seat, I tried to sit him on the big potty once and he freaked so I never tried again. He has never peed or pooped in anything but a diaper (or the bathtub I guess). I know I need to start but he shows no interest and the broken leg set me back.
I tell Cooper that I'm doing emails for works so he will stop harassing me. In reality, I'm here or on facebook. origamimommy, I had the same thing happen to me in the Old World (TB). I never cared enough to figure out exactly who it was, but I had a few suspects. It gave me the sads, but ya can't please everyone. FTR- I love you all and any skipped likes on pictures is completely accidental.
Post by origamimommy on May 8, 2015 9:36:42 GMT -5
paddyb, that's the same here! That's why I think it, but I don't know that they actually dislike me. I also don't want to call her out because it's my own insecurity and I don't want to hurt any feelings. But it's like always skipping over my stuff. So--if I did something that hurt your feelings just PM me! We can hug it out, laide!
I tell Cooper that I'm doing emails for works so he will stop harassing me. In reality, I'm here or on facebook. origamimommy, I had the same thing happen to me in the Old World (TB). I never cared enough to figure out exactly who it was, but I had a few suspects. It gave me the sads, but ya can't please everyone. FTR- I love you all and any skipped likes on pictures is completely accidental.
The bolded. Sometimes, I start liking stuff in a thread and then never go back to it or forget to go back and like the rest. It's never intentional. There isn't anyone here I don't like. Not anymore.
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