Occupy Trixi

[bliz1712]

I thought it might be helpful to distract trixi282 or just cheer her up while she's waiting on miss Emmeline.  So share a gif, funny or embarrassing story.  

[bliz1712]

Hanna is just a hoot lately with the things she says or does. We had a bonfire with my Brother on Saturday and roasted marshmallows. Hanna and him are actually really cute together and she does a lot with him. He was thirsty for some milk and then she said she wanted some to so they went up to get some. When they got back, my Mom was hoarding the marshmallows so Hanna asked if she could have one. My Mom replied with " only for a big hug!" Which Hanna of course did. Then about 15 minutes later, V wanted to have a drink of Hanna's milk. All on her own she blurts out "Only for a big hug!" and stood on the dock with her hands on her hips waiting for V to come and give her one.

[cookiesandwine]

themetapicture.com is my favorite brainless time-waster!

[origamimommy]

The other day we let Tyler get a slushee (umm... BIG MISTAKE!) He went up to H and said, "Kevin, have a taste."

1. Kevin? Cracks me up.
2. When I asked for my taste, he promptly said, "Um, 'scuse me miss, but you can wait your turn." I know he heard it at daycare, but the quick wit had me cracking up.
3. He then tripped and red slushee went all over our beige carpet. Tyler looked up with the saddest face and said, "Well it looks like you don't get a turn, mommy." Yeah, I guess not.

[cookiesandwine]

hahasforhoohas.com/stories/10-things-i-say-makes-my-husband-have-immediately-use-bathroom-Anna-Lind-Thomas

[cbear]

Elise was getting antsy to go to story time last week and while I was changing Vera she came in and said "are you ready my lady?!?" Lol I'm so sorry i didn't know we were back in the 17th century lol!

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[versed]

I keep thinking of this song since hearing your babe's name: Emaline by Ben Folds Five. It's one of my favorite songs

youtu.be/nPy8I23jwuY

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[paddyb]

this makes me feel like my hair may be dated/ I am stuck in the early 2000s. also, I feel really uncool because I don't tell you if you asked what the "it" hairstyle/cut is right now.

www.theatlantic.com/video/index/391176/an-animated-history-of-20th-century-hairstyles/?utm_source=FB052715_01

[somethingcleverer]

The funniest thing that I've ever heard at the pharmacy (I'm assuming this was a husband and wife based on the hatred in the woman's voice)
H: Excuse me where's the Bengay?
W: Not Bengay, Preparation H, Dumbass!!

What would this guy have done if he picked up BenGay by mistake? That would have been a painful error.

[vanessalc]

Speaking of bengay... One time in college, I got H to put icy hot on his junk. I'm still laughing just thinking of it.

[vanessalc]

And once I had an extended pleasure condom sample mailed to his dorm. He couldn't feel his dick for hours after using it. Still laughing at that one too.