TIL (TOday I learned)

[chilibeansm0m]

Jan 22, 2015 14:56:55 GMT -5 @aeroplaneoverthesea said:

Also, TIL that my office manager, who has been married for three year, has never once farted in front of her husband, also vice versa.

She was telling us because she went away to a conference last weekend and said something like "it was so nice to be able to just use the bathroom and pass gas if I needed to." Like they are even careful about pooping if the other is at home. Mind blown.

Has she been pregnant? I feel like this is impossible.

TIL if you take enchiladas for lunch from the night before they taste a lot spicier the next day.

[littleheaven]

til i really do hate people....especially at the food store....learned i hate food shopping too
there was a random cart off to the side of the aisle...i could easily pass, but someone is coming towards me- stops right next to that random cart, blocking the aisle completely....for like, what seemed like forever....really lady? you don't see pregnant lady who looks miserable standing right in front of you giving you stink eye? you could have easily stopped your cart before random cart and walked to the item you needed...not take time away from me

also learned i'm a horrible housewife...yeah i'm home sick...but the house is a mess....i mean i have enough energy to acknowledge things i could do to pick up around the house, but i just don't feel like it....not sick or not pregnant it would be the same

[esmerelda]

Til there is actually a Facebook page called your tattoos make you a horrible mother. I browsed the guy running it is a pyscho but the fact that he has supporters is scary.

[TheEleventhHour]

Jan 22, 2015 14:56:55 GMT -5 @aeroplaneoverthesea said:

Also, TIL that my office manager, who has been married for three year, has never once farted in front of her husband, also vice versa.

She was telling us because she went away to a conference last weekend and said something like "it was so nice to be able to just use the bathroom and pass gas if I needed to." Like they are even careful about pooping if the other is at home. Mind blown.

Whoa. I don't even know how that is possible. But I also don't always close the door when I use the bathroom so I am clearly on the very opposite end of the "poop in front of your SO" spectrum. 

TIL that you can make brownies using black beans and they are AMAZING. Yum!

[decaflife]

TIO that it's basically going to be impossible to get a job when we move because the language requirements are out of control.

Also that it's been 10 days since I talked to my mom and apparently she's been counting.