QOD-6/3

[wowcheezits]

What's the weirdest thing you had to say to your toddler so far?

[fiveohfive]

"Honey, you can't play tug of war with the dog's tail"

"Yes, Yogurt does looks like exactly like lotion but you need to eat it instead of spreading it all over your arms"

[sugarkissed]

"No... no... we don't throw poop!!!"

Oh the glamorous life... haha.

[carli]

"That's just water in the toilet but don't touch."

[Unknown]

I did have to tell my LO not to eat her booger yesterday.

[wowcheezits]

"We don't put toys in our diaper."

[happymama]

"I'm sorry DD, but we can't steal that police car. They tend to frown upon that."

After which she threw a tantrum and then ran crying to my friend in hopes of sympathy. She then snuggled all up to my friend amd turned away and gave me the silent treatment if I came near.

Sigh...I wasn't expecting to have to deal with this for at least another 10 or more years.

[Deleted]

"No, we don't touch the cat's butt."

"Your grandmother is not Elmo." (Ashley loooooves calling my mother Elmo when we facetime)

[RedDDD]

fiveohfive, LOL we had the opposite problem. DD tried eating the lotion

kinda TMI but I had both kids in the bathroom brushing teeth and all of a sudden I had one of those moments where aunt flow decided to open the flood gates.....and Im like shit shit shit what do I do. Aw eff it....so I dropped my pants quick to clean my self up....DS looks at me with this shocked face and says..... "um...um...uh...you're bleeding out of your butt?" I just said ..."nope not bleeding out of my butt, dont worry, its totally not a big deal" and then he just went about brushing his teeth. oh boy....

[redfraggle]

"No you may not stand on the stove." Tantrum ensued