WTF Wednesday 6/10

[jnnfrrose6]

TheCoffeeNinja, You're across the water now. I think you'll probably end up starting most of these since you'll be up first

WTF DH. You didn't go to work yesterday so you could catch up on sleep. Meanwhile, I did go in and could have used a hand this morning getting out the door since I didn't get to rest yesterday. Instead, you slept in while I got everything together.

[Lola]

Wtf barista. No my coffee was not supposed to be decaf. Don't judge me.

[soon2bmrsn]

Jun 10, 2015 7:12:01 GMT -5 Lola said:

Wtf barista. No my coffee was not supposed to be decaf. Don't judge me.

UGH!

[soon2bmrsn]

WTF, self? Get off your duff and pack, grocery shop, birthday gift shop, and get organized for the blasted cabin trip. You leave tomorrow!

[soon2bmrsn]

Also, WTF, self? Why did you tell DS2 we are getting ready to go to the cabin? Now he's asking every 10 minutes if it's time to leave yet.

Oy.

[lea]

WTF car dealership. You ordered us a different vehicle than the one that was settled upon. Did you think we wouldn't notice the accessories agreed upon were missing? Now you want to charge us more to add them in? No, sirs, the correct answer is "We ordered a vehicle different than the one we told you, without telling you. It's missing blah, blah, and blah so we are going to add them in and your cost is still the same." Poor DH has to go back again today to speak to the manager and get everything straightened out so I can hopefully finally pick it up tomorrow. If I had more time, I would walk away and go to another dealer, but we just need to get this done before DH travels again and before our vacation.

I can't wait to win the Powerball so I can just waltz into a dealer and ask for the vehicle I want with all the bells and whistles and throw a handful of cash at them and not worry about them screwing me over a few hundred bucks worth of stuff because I'll be so rich I won't care.

[jnnfrrose6]

Jun 10, 2015 9:10:06 GMT -5 lea said:

WTF car dealership. You ordered us a different vehicle than the one that was settled upon. Did you think we wouldn't notice the accessories agreed upon were missing? Now you want to charge us more to add them in? No, sirs, the correct answer is "We ordered a vehicle different than the one we told you, without telling you. It's missing blah, blah, and blah so we are going to add them in and your cost is still the same." Poor DH has to go back again today to speak to the manager and get everything straightened out so I can hopefully finally pick it up tomorrow. If I had more time, I would walk away and go to another dealer, but we just need to get this done before DH travels again and before our vacation.

I can't wait to win the Powerball so I can just waltz into a dealer and ask for the vehicle I want with all the bells and whistles and throw a handful of cash at them and not worry about them screwing me over a few hundred bucks worth of stuff because I'll be so rich I won't care.

My mother and I were driving home from Orlando about 7 years ago. She wasn't paying attention and put diesel in her Cadillac. We were only an hour into an 8 hour drive. We got towed to a dealership where she promptly traded in the car she messed up and bought a new one. Man, it must be nice to do that. 

[bigrock74]

Same here with the diaper changes. It's like I'm torturing him every time. If they only realized it could go so much smoother and quicker if they just laid still for 1 minute.

[anotherdreamer]

In the diaper change torture camp here too. DD1 mostly. She has hated them for awhile but it's gotten worse: all the wails, alligator rolls, and clawing here. She just wants to crawl off naked.

[mary1217]

Jun 10, 2015 10:56:01 GMT -5 bigrock74 said:

Same here with the diaper changes. It's like I'm torturing him every time. If they only realized it could go so much smoother and quicker if they just laid still for 1 minute.

So much this!  You would think I was torturing her. 

[sararl07]

I have to give dd something to play with before I attempt to change her diaper or otherwise she is tossing and rolling all over the place

[sararl07]

WTF with all the request for odd reports from VPs and senior leadership. I know our fiscal year ends next month and everyone is hussling to make their goals but it would have been nice if I didn't receive 5 request in one day!

[soon2bmrsn]

Jun 10, 2015 15:01:41 GMT -5 sararl07 said:

I have to give dd something to play with before I attempt to change her diaper or otherwise she is tossing and rolling all over the place

+1. She likes to shake the little bottle of {worthless} teething tablets.

[walterjenne]

WTF idiot drivers?!? Please realize you are not the width of a semi on city streets, please use a signal, and for the love of god don't just drift into my lane when I finally get to pass you. I have all the road rage today because of inconsiderate drivers.

[huahine]

Jun 10, 2015 9:28:10 GMT -5 jnnfrrose6 said:

Jun 10, 2015 9:10:06 GMT -5 lea said:

WTF car dealership. You ordered us a different vehicle than the one that was settled upon. Did you think we wouldn't notice the accessories agreed upon were missing? Now you want to charge us more to add them in? No, sirs, the correct answer is "We ordered a vehicle different than the one we told you, without telling you. It's missing blah, blah, and blah so we are going to add them in and your cost is still the same." Poor DH has to go back again today to speak to the manager and get everything straightened out so I can hopefully finally pick it up tomorrow. If I had more time, I would walk away and go to another dealer, but we just need to get this done before DH travels again and before our vacation.

I can't wait to win the Powerball so I can just waltz into a dealer and ask for the vehicle I want with all the bells and whistles and throw a handful of cash at them and not worry about them screwing me over a few hundred bucks worth of stuff because I'll be so rich I won't care.

My mother and I were driving home from Orlando about 7 years ago. She wasn't paying attention and put diesel in her Cadillac. We were only an hour into an 8 hour drive. We got towed to a dealership where she promptly traded in the car she messed up and bought a new one. Man, it must be nice to do that. 

I want to be your mom when I grow up.

[mary1217]

Jun 10, 2015 15:39:29 GMT -5 @zerozeroone said:

Jun 10, 2015 15:26:25 GMT -5 soon2bmrsn said:

+1. She likes to shake the little bottle of {worthless} teething tablets.

Lately I've been giving E a tube of lotion. If I give him a toy or wash cloth he chucks it in his crib (we have a crib/changer combo). I think I will try the teething tablet bottle. That will make noise when he shakes it too. Good idea!

I give dd a different toy to play with everytime, it works about half the time, but usually gets dropped on my foot at some point. 

[jnnfrrose6]

Jun 10, 2015 15:44:36 GMT -5 huahine said:

Jun 10, 2015 9:28:10 GMT -5 jnnfrrose6 said:

My mother and I were driving home from Orlando about 7 years ago. She wasn't paying attention and put diesel in her Cadillac. We were only an hour into an 8 hour drive. We got towed to a dealership where she promptly traded in the car she messed up and bought a new one. Man, it must be nice to do that. 

I want to be your mom when I grow up.

Me too. 

[bigrock74]

Jun 10, 2015 13:14:58 GMT -5 @zerozeroone said:

Jun 10, 2015 12:58:17 GMT -5 anotherdreamer said:

In the diaper change torture camp here too. DD1 mostly. She has hated them for awhile but it's gotten worse: all the wails, alligator rolls, and clawing here. She just wants to crawl off naked.

We also have kicking. It's seriously sooooo dramatic.

Spencer kicked me so hard in the jaw I swear it shook. 

[dawnfire]

Add me to the diaper change torturers. WTF, baby? This is to help you! Sometimes he wants to play with the tube of buttpaste, so I let him. Then I giggle to myself about it being buttpaste, because I'm mature like that. He likes to keep his legs at a 90 degree angle to his body which makes it ultra difficult to get the old diaper successfully away and to put on the new one. Whyyyy baby?

WTF self? I'm totally unmotivated to add these applications to my database. I was supposed to do that yesterday.

And WTF at my eye doctor not calling me back after I left a message 2 weeks ago. I called again this morning and still, nothing. Apparently I'm going to have to go complain on my day off again.

[dawnfire]

New WTF! I was hungry, so I was going to be good and eat the mango I brought for an afternoon snack. But I just cut into it and it's rotten, even though it looks and feels good otherwise. Mango, y u betray me? Now I had to go and eat a Lindt chocolate because I wanted something sweet. I was trying so hard to be somewhat good with my snack!

[bigrock74]

What the fuck, back! Why are you such a weak little bitch?! I should have known that my days of pain-free movement were coming to an end again. I was playing with Spencer and lifted him above my head and I felt it....the undeniable pinch in my lower middle back. UGH!!

[mamanorris]

@bigrick74, hope you are feeling better! Back pain is the worst.

[honeybee434]

Jun 11, 2015 8:17:15 GMT -5 bigrock74 said:

What the fuck, back! Why are you such a weak little bitch?! I should have known that my days of pain-free movement were coming to an end again. I was playing with Spencer and lifted him above my head and I felt it....the undeniable pinch in my lower middle back. UGH!!

I was reading too fast and read "baby" instead of "back". I had to reread after the second sentence. I think I need some sleep. Lol