What does your DH/SO really think? Facebook quiz thing

[mustloveerica]

I'm bored...made DH answer these questions.  He's a goof.  Make your SO answer them.  


WITHOUT ANY prompting, ask your husband these questions and write down EXACTLY what he says. It is a great way to find out what he really thinks.

P.S. There's a blank copy in the comment section!


1. What is something your wife always says to you? I love you

2. What makes your wife happy? Being told she's beautiful

3. What makes your wife sad? The end of Marley and
 Me

4. How does your wife make you laugh? She falls down a lot and shes a dork

5. What was your wife like as a child? A dirty free roaming daughter who played in the dirt and didn't come home until the street lights came on

6. How old is your wife? Oh god....27? 28? I'm not sure.

7. How tall is your wife? Short...that's why I call her Short Stride

8. What is her favorite thing to do? Videos games, crafts, cooking

9. What does your wife do when you're not around? Watches Sex in the City and Kardashians

10. If your wife becomes famous, what will it be for? For starting an animal rescue

11. What is your wife really good at? Loving me

12. What is your wife not very good at? Growing cats...and herself

13. What does your wife do for a job? Scribble red notes on paper and travel

14.What is your wife's favorite food? Pizza

15.What makes you proud of your wife? So many things! How dedicated she is to her family.

16. If your wife were a character, who would she be? Olaf because she likes warm hugs and summer time

17. What do you and your wife do together? Workout, watch Netflix, do projects

18. How are you and your wife the same? We are friggin goofballs

19. How are you and your wife different? She prefers to do things that are relaxing and I like high energy things

20. How do you know your wife loves you? Because she tells me everyday..and she cooks for me

21. What does your wife like most about you? I make her laugh

22. Where is your wife's favorite place to go? The beach....or maybe Joann fabrics

23. How old was your Wife when you were born? Negative 2.5 years old.

[mustloveerica]

Here's the blank one...

1. What is something your wife always says to you?

2. What makes your wife happy?

3. What makes your wife sad?

4. How does your wife make you laugh?

5. What was your wife like as a child?

6. How old is your wife?

7. How tall is your wife?

8. What is her favorite thing to do?

9. What does your wife do when you're not around?

10. If your wife becomes famous, what will it be for?

11. What is your wife really good at?

12. What is your wife not very good at?

13. What does your wife do for a job?

14.What is your wife's favorite food?

15.What makes you proud of your wife?

16. If your wife were a character, who would she be?

17. What do you and your wife do together?

18. How are you and your wife the same?

19. How are you and your wife different?

20. How do you know your wife loves you?

21. What does your wife like most about you?

22. Where is your wife's favorite place to go?

23. How old was your Wife when you were born?

[wanderingheart]

Half of my husband's answers are borderline offensive and he did not take this seriously at all. I think I'll spare you guys the details.

He's now yelling at me to post it anyway. He's a funny dude.

[Deleted]

My husband thinks he's a comedian. Enjoy the nonsense that is Mr. Flowers.

1. What is something your wife always says to you?
Shut Up.

2. What makes your wife happy? Money

3. What makes your wife sad? Lack of money.

4. How does your wife make you laugh? With her words.

5. What was your wife like as a child? A little brat.

6. How old is your wife? 32? ( FYI -I'm 31.)

7. How tall is your wife? 5'4" (Pretty darn close)

8. What is her favorite thing to do? Pester me.

9. What does your wife do when you're not around? Whatever she wants.

10. If your wife becomes famous, what will it be for? Psychiatry.

11. What is your wife really good at? Sex.

12. What is your wife not very good at? Doing recreational drugs. ( ETA: I don't do drugs. He refused to give me a different answer.)

13. What does your wife do for a job? Social Worker.

14.What is your wife's favorite food? Pizza.

15.What makes you proud of your wife? Her unwavering love of pizza.

16. If your wife were a character, who would she be? Hermione Granger.

17. What do you and your wife do together? What don't we do together.

18. How are you and your wife the same? We're not. She's a girl, and i'm a boy.

19. How are you and your wife different? Refer to previous question.

20. How do you know your wife loves you? Cause she's still here.

21. What does your wife like most about you? My penis.

22. Where is your wife's favorite place to go? In the vagina. (Yeah, I don't get it either.)

23. How old was your Wife when you were born? Negative 9.

[Deleted]

Jun 12, 2015 19:17:41 GMT -5 wanderingheart said:

Half of my husband's answers are borderline offensive and he did not take this seriously at all. I think I'll spare you guys the details.

He's now yelling at me to post it anyway. He's a funny dude.

Please read my post and you will feel better. MH is a smart ass.

[nuggetrn]

These are funny. DH is at work so I can't play

I was thinking I could text it to him and he could fill it out like a survey... lol.

[wanderingheart]

HA! okay @wallflwr926, you convinced me. Enjoy Mr. WH.

1. What is something your wife always says to you? Take out the trash!

2. What makes your wife happy? Me taking out the trash. And Candy.

3. What makes your wife sad? Everything right now because of your hormones.

4. How does your wife make you laugh? When she says words wrong.

5. What was your wife like as a child? I don’t know that’s a weird question. How am I supposed to know that? You were a brat weren't you? I bet you were a brat.

6. How old is your wife? 25

7. How tall is your wife? 5’7” (nope)

8. What is her favorite thing to do? Go to the beach.

9. What does your wife do when you're not around? Sit around and think about me. I’m just kidding, don’t write that down. Clean.

10. If your wife becomes famous, what will it be for? Hmmm. Exploding from stress.

11. What is your wife really good at? Blow jobs. I’m just kidding, don’t put that on there. Is this going on Facebook? Oh right, what you’re good at…folding laundry, you’re way better at it than me.

12. What is your wife not very good at? Anything athletic.

13. What does your wife do for a job? Babysits kids. HA I’m just kidding. You’re a case manager.

14.What is your wife's favorite food? Bread.

15.What makes you proud of your wife? Her compassion for others.

16. If your wife were a character, who would she be? I know you want me to say April, but I don’t think you’re anything like her. I have no clue.

17. What do you and your wife do together? Pretty much everything.

18. How are you and your wife the same? I don’t think we’re the same at all.

19. How are you and your wife different? I don’t think we’re different at all. Why are you staring at me like that? Fine, you’re stressy and I’m not.

20. How do you know your wife loves you? Do you even love me?! Uhh…when she’s goofy with me.

21. What does your wife like most about you? My sense of humor. And my beard.

22. Where is your wife's favorite place to go? The beach.

23. How old was your Wife when you were born? THIS IS FREAKING ANNOYING. Negative 1. You weren’t even made yet. You were still in your dad’s ball sack. Are we done yet?!

ETA: I do more than just clean and fold laundry, I promise. He's in a very ornery mood tonight.

[jags8]

JFC I am laughing so hard at these! DH is at work for like another 3 hours...I can't wait to see what kind of smart ass answers he has

[nepatsgal]

1. What is something your wife always says to you? Hunnie? *whiny*

2. What makes your wife happy? Food

3. What makes your wife sad? Not getting food

4. How does your wife make you laugh? When she comes up with witty jokes.

5. What was your wife like as a child? I think she was more of a lone duck, independent girl.

6. How old is your wife? Twenty...thhhhhree?

7. How tall is your wife? 5'5'' no wait are you 5'5'' or 5' 4''?

8. What is her favorite thing to do? She loves to. Why are you writing this for? Your favorite thing to do is.... *burp* is to sleep. You like to sleep.

9. What does your wife do when you're not around? She goes to playgroups, hangs out, doesn't do dishes.

10. If your wife becomes famous, what will it be for? It would be for, acting because she always says she wants to be an actress... famous person.

11. What is your wife really good at? She's really good at board games and bowling and mini golf, so games.

12. What is your wife not very good at? Cleaning.

13. What does your wife do for a job? Stay at home mom, but might be a waitress. What is this for? Holy crap.

14.What is your wife's favorite food? Olive Garden.

15.What makes you proud of your wife? What makes me proud of my wife? What are you writing? That she's a good mommy to my little boy.

16. If your wife were a character, who would she be? Character? *sigh* *silence for a few minutes* I can't think of any characters. Umm. Will you stop that? It would be...*more silence* Like a cartoon character? What is this stupid thing? Stop it. I don't like this game. Bugs Bunny.

17. What do you and your wife do together? Sit on the couch.

18. How are you and your wife the same? We're both quiet, kinda.

19. How are you and your wife different? *silence* We're different in that I'm not picky I'm not a picky eater and you're super picky.

20. How do you know your wife loves you? Cause you made me dinner this week.

21. What does your wife like most about you? Nothing. *laughs* she likes them all the same. My sense of humor.

22. Where is your wife's favorite place to go? Out to eat.

23. How old was your Wife when you were born? How old was I when you were born? 1 and a half. No how old were you when I was born? Negative one point five.

[TheEleventhHour]

1. What is something your wife always says to you? You know what I mean?

2. What makes your wife happy? Me!

3. What makes your wife sad? When the television isn't on (laughs)

4. How does your wife make you laugh? When she does impressions of people

5. What was your wife like as a child? Quiet

6. How old is your wife? 29

7. How tall is your wife? 5'8" ... no 5'10" ... um 5'5"? (nope! 5'4")

8. What is her favorite thing to do? Watch TV

9. What does your wife do when you're not around? Watch TV

10. If your wife becomes famous, what will it be for? Watching TV (laughs hysterically)

11. What is your wife really good at? Being a good mom

12. What is your wife not very good at? You're good at everything!

13. What does your wife do for a job? Nurse

14.What is your wife's favorite food? Ice cream

15.What makes you proud of your wife? Your determination, hard work, and caring

16. If your wife were a character, who would she be? No idea

17. What do you and your wife do together? Grocery shop (random, lol)

18. How are you and your wife the same? We take care of people

19. How are you and your wife different? I like to read, you like to watch TV (In case it isn't clear DH isn't a huge TV person and has never understood my love for television lol. He always jokes about how much I watch. I swear I really do read books too!)

20. How do you know your wife loves you? She makes good food for me

21. What does your wife like most about you? I have a big dong (exact words, dear lord ...)

22. Where is your wife's favorite place to go? the Bahamas

23. How old was your Wife when you were born? You weren't even alive yet

[kawaiikitsune]

1. What is something your wife always says to you? Clean up your mess.

2. What makes your wife happy? Me cleaning up my mess.

3. What makes your wife sad? Me not cleaning up my mess.

4. How does your wife make you laugh? Being silly.

5. What was your wife like as a child? I don't know.

6. How old is your wife? 28

7. How tall is your wife? 5'8"?

8. What is her favorite thing to do? Watch her t.v. shows.

9. What does your wife do when you're not around? Surf the web.

10. If your wife becomes famous, what will it be for? Writing a book.

11. What is your wife really good at? Baking, which is why I am fat.

12. What is your wife not very good at? Directions.

13. What does your wife do for a job? Clean up after me.

14.What is your wife's favorite food? Everything.

15.What makes you proud of your wife? Overcoming her OCD.

16. If your wife were a character, who would she be? Belle.

17. What do you and your wife do together? Bang and play video games.

18. How are you and your wife the same? We're both stubborn.

19. How are you and your wife different? I'm a man and she is a woman.

20. How do you know your wife loves you? I don't. *insert laughter* I feel it.

21. What does your wife like most about you? My knowledge.

22. Where is your wife's favorite place to go? Comic book shop.

23. How old was your wife when you were born? 8 months.

[madamewaffles]

I am cracking up at these!!!

1. What is something your wife always says to you? "Have a good day!"

2. What makes your wife happy? Tacos

3. What makes your wife sad? Stupid people

4. How does your wife make you laugh? Movie quotes

5. What was your wife like as a child? Cute

6. How old is your wife? 29 (right)

7. How tall is your wife? 5'2" (close! 5'3")

8. What is her favorite thing to do? Cook and binge Netflix

9. What does your wife do when you're not around? Masturbate and watch TV

10. If your wife becomes famous, what will it be for? Chef!!

11. What is your wife really good at? Cooking, blow jobs.

12. What is your wife not very good at? Turning off the closet light.

13. What does your wife do for a job? Jack of all trades

14.What is your wife's favorite food? Tacos

15.What makes you proud of your wife? Honestly, despite limitations, you have done everything you have wanted

16. If your wife were a character, who would she be? The lovechild of Lily Aldrin and Liz Lemon

17. What do you and your wife do together? Sex, TV, KAYAKING SOMETIMES! (Not sure why he yelled the last part)

18. How are you and your wife the same? We finish each other's sandwiches.

19. How are you and your wife different? You don't like horror movies.

20. How do you know your wife loves you? Blow jobs. Don't put that. Through food.

21. What does your wife like most about you? My ass and my humor (true on both counts)

22. Where is your wife's favorite place to go? Europe or the taco truck (seriously, what is up with him and tacos?!)

23. How old was your Wife when you were born? Negative 3

[butlerfan]

1. What is something your wife always says to you? Stop sanming my butt.

2. What makes your wife happy? Chocolate

3. What makes your wife sad? When H doesnt
Listen
4. How does your wife make you laugh? When I sneak up behind him and surprise him.

5. What was your wife like as a child? Shy

6. How old is your wife? 32

7. How tall is your wife? 4' 11"

8. What is her favorite thing to do? Read

9. What does your wife do when you're not around? Watch Dirty Dancing

10. If your wife becomes famous, what will it be for? Accounting

11. What is your wife really good at? Sex

12. What is your wife not very good at? Being spontaneous

13. What does your wife do for a job? Hr and payroll

14.What is your wife's favorite food? Chocolate

15.What makes you proud of your wife? That she's able to get through tough times and se the positive

16. If your wife were a character, who would she be? Betty boop

ETA...he said because of her body. I do have a brain.17. What do you and your wife do together? A lot of stuff

18. How are you and your wife the same? We work hard and play hard

19. How are you and your wife different?
H is is more social.
20. How do you know your wife loves you?
The way I look at him.
21. What does your wife like most about you? My butt

22. Where is your wife's favorite place to go? Couch for reading

23. How old was your Wife when you were born? -11 months

[kawaiikitsune]

madamewaffles - My husband said the same thing for #9 but got embarrassed and said "Don't put that, just put t.v.".

[TheEleventhHour]

W Yes! Everytime I watch it he goes "Oh I didn't know you were a 15 year old girl" lol. Pretty much only shows I have gotten him to watch with me and be really enthusiastic about it are Breaking Bad and The Walking Dead.

[madamewaffles]

Jun 12, 2015 20:24:49 GMT -5 kawaiikitsune said:

madamewaffles - My husband said the same thing for #9 but got embarrassed and said "Don't put that, just put t.v.".

Haha! Mine didn't know I was sharing his answers. When he said, "Wait, did you post that to your board friends? I want to change my answers!" And I replied, "Too late! It's done!"

[jags8]

butlerfan are you really 4'11"? Me tooooo!

[♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪]

My husband's answers:

ZzzzZzZzzZz

Because he fell asleep at 8:30pm. On a Friday.

[wannabmama]

MH isn't being very creative tonight. But some are funny without him meaning them to be (he didn't know why I was asking ha).

I was typing as he was answering and didn't have questions copied sorry!

1. I mean... (He says I start everything with that...I mean, I don't know what he's talking about)

2. Horses.

3. Puppies in trouble.

4. She puts on comedy show in car for me.

5. No idea.

6. 37

7. Too tall.

8. Ride horses.

9. Ride horses.

10. Something random, like a famous author. Or something creative.

11. Blow jobs. (Thanks honey.)

12. Jogging. Skiing.

13. Lawyer.

14. Fish and chips when I make them.

15. She is a good successful lawyer. (I hate being a lawyer but it was a cute answer...he's a lawyer too)

16. Betty Boop. (What?!? Why?!?)

17. Hang out make out have sex and stuff.

18. Both lawyers. And we like puppies. And we like St. John.

19. I like danger and risk and she doesn't. She likes country music and I don't. I like skiing and she doesn't.

20. She's nice to me. (Evidently we are in Jr. High)

21. Commander. (That's what I call...you know)

22. The barn.

23. 5. (That's right I robbed the cradle with this one...tonight we were talking about a movie I watched on a date in high school...he watched with his dad in 5th grade).

That was a funny exercise

[wannabmama]

Jun 12, 2015 20:33:22 GMT -5 madamewaffles said:

Jun 12, 2015 20:24:49 GMT -5 kawaiikitsune said:

madamewaffles - My husband said the same thing for #9 but got embarrassed and said "Don't put that, just put t.v.".

Haha! Mine didn't know I was sharing his answers. When he said, "Wait, did you post that to your board friends? I want to change my answers!" And I replied, "Too late! It's done!"

Ha mine said the same thing!

[butlerfan]

Jun 12, 2015 20:42:19 GMT -5 jags8 said:

butlerfan are you really 4'11"? Me tooooo!

Yes..sigh.

[housecarder]

1. What is something your wife always says to you?
I love you.
2. What makes your wife happy?
Sniper rifles (FTW we play lots of video games, not actual sniper rifles)
3. What makes your wife sad?
Not having a baby.
4. How does your wife make you laugh?
You're silly
5. What was your wife like as a child?
Same as she is now
6. How old is your wife?
28...no 29! (I'm 29)
7. How tall is your wife?
5'2-5'3
8. What is her favorite thing to do?
Spend time with me and the kids
9. What does your wife do when you're not around?
Idk I'm always around (which is pretty true)
10. If your wife becomes famous, what will it be for?
Nobel Peace Prize
11. What is your wife really good at?
Sniping fools
12. What is your wife not very good at?
Standing up for herself
13. What does your wife do for a job?
Graduate nurse
14.What is your wife's favorite food?
Vegetable soup (which is hilariously true even though I hate vegetables on their own)
15.What makes you proud of your wife?
That the circumstances that she's had to deal with in life have never changed who she is.
16. If your wife were a character, who would she be?
Hermione Granger
17. What do you and your wife do together?
Play Borderlands
18. How are you and your wife the same?
Similar tastes in books/movies/entertainment and both intelligent
19. How are you and your wife different?
She's much more outgoing and optimistic where as I am a realist.
20. How do you know your wife loves you?
Because through all the rocky times she's still here.
21. What does your wife like most about you?
My big dick
22. Where is your wife's favorite place to go?
Church
23. How old was your Wife when you were born?
9 months and 1 day (which is true so I wonder how he got my age wrong lol)

[housecarder]

Once H found out why I was asking he begged me to change #21 to "his spreadsheet skillz"
It's funny how many guys said we love their dicks.

[jags8]

Just as I suspected, DH was a totally pervy smart-ass

1. What is something your wife always says to you?
Shut the fuck up!

2. What makes your wife happy?
What? [dog's name]

3. What makes your wife sad?
That her husband is too good-looking

4. How does your wife make you laugh?
Uhhhhh with her boobs, sometimes...I dunno

5. What was your wife like as a child?
Freaky

6. How old is your wife?
I dunno like 20-something

7. How tall is your wife?
4'11 1/2"

8. What is her favorite thing to do?
Give me a blow job

9. What does your wife do when you're not around?
Plays with her pussy

10. If your wife becomes famous, what will it be for?
Nicest pussy ever

11. What is your wife really good at?
Nagging me

12. What is your wife not very good at?
Being tall

13. What does your wife do for a job?
Plays with children

14.What is your wife's favorite food?
Uhhh cock meat (giggles)

15.What makes you proud of your wife?
Her tits

16. If your wife were a character, who would she be?
A character? Probably...ummm...Fiona. (Giggles) DONKEY!! (Giggles) The ogre lady from Shrek!

17. What do you and your wife do together?
Have sss...have crazy hot monkey sex. Are we almost done with this? What is this?

18. How are you and your wife the same?
We both like lesbian porn

19. How are you and your wife different?
I like to have sex wayyyy more.

20. How do you know your wife loves you?
I don't. (Giggles)

21. What does your wife like most about you?
My big veiny cock (laughs hysterically)

22. Where is your wife's favorite place to go?
Down on me (evil laugh)

23. How old was your Wife when you were born?
Four months

[jags8]

Jun 12, 2015 22:44:00 GMT -5 ****** said:

Oh my gosh, jags8 that was hilarious!!!

Yah he's a perv. If I would have prompted him, I could have gotten some sweet/serious answers. But I decided to just let him answer as he would.

[Deleted]

housecarder - Very amused that we have the same answer for #16.

[Deleted]

Jun 12, 2015 21:01:35 GMT -5 ♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪ said:

My husband's answers:

ZzzzZzZzzZz

Because he fell asleep at 8:30pm. On a Friday.

So you have one of them too, I see.

[♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪]

Jun 12, 2015 23:01:27 GMT -5 @wallflwr926 said:

Jun 12, 2015 21:01:35 GMT -5 ♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪ said:

My husband's answers:

ZzzzZzZzzZz

Because he fell asleep at 8:30pm. On a Friday.

So you have one of them too, I see.

He woke up briefly, and so I started to ask him the questions. He got to the one asking what makes me happy, answered with a "when she's right," and pretty much fell back asleep.

He really does love me, I swear.

[kawaiikitsune]

TIL - Husbands pretty much all operate on the same wavelength.

[wanderingheart]

Jun 12, 2015 23:55:01 GMT -5 kawaiikitsune said:

TIL - Husbands pretty much all operate on the same wavelength.

And we're all good at giving blowjobs, apparently.