A lot of reasons, pick one: Not interested, exhausted, DH & I are on different schedules, DS is high needs and not sleeping thru the night, he's sleeping in my bed and DH in the guest room downstairs, my body is broken everywhere (hand therapy twice a week, chiro twice a week and a back massage once a week. I'm rocking 2 wrists braces and a knee brace, I'm sure I look oh so sexy, right?)
understandable. I felt sore,tired and turned off just thinking about all the mechanics that would have to line up perfectly for you to have sex.
I have no explanation for this because I've had two ç sections but I feel like it shrunk or got tighter or something. We're using condoms but not doing it very often.
My h actually started a job at a company that makes toys and they gifted him a few things. I'm a little intimidated lol
it can feel like that when it's been a significant amount if time.
Tell us more about your H's job. Does he make toys? Come up with concepts? Is he a tester? I'm so interested in this.
He's a graphic designer, so he makes the catalogs, takes pictures of the toys, designs all the email stuff and social media stuff. The conversations he over hears are hilarious though. This lady needed to write content for flavored lube, and the other lady wanted her to taste them off a toy so she could take a picture and show everyone how thorough they are in research. "You are not taking a picture of me licking lube off a toy! That would change the taste and I'd have to start all over!"
it can feel like that when it's been a significant amount if time.
Tell us more about your H's job. Does he make toys? Come up with concepts? Is he a tester? I'm so interested in this.
He's a graphic designer, so he makes the catalogs, takes pictures of the toys, designs all the email stuff and social media stuff. The conversations he over hears are hilarious though. This lady needed to write content for flavored lube, and the other lady wanted her to taste them off a toy so she could take a picture and show everyone how thorough they are in research. "You are not taking a picture of me licking lube off a toy! That would change the taste and I'd have to start all over!"
I want to sit crossed legged, starry eyed on the ground listening to more stories like this. I've seen some weird looking sex toys that I could not imagine writing a description for our having to find unique ways to describe the same type of toy.
He's a graphic designer, so he makes the catalogs, takes pictures of the toys, designs all the email stuff and social media stuff. The conversations he over hears are hilarious though. This lady needed to write content for flavored lube, and the other lady wanted her to taste them off a toy so she could take a picture and show everyone how thorough they are in research. "You are not taking a picture of me licking lube off a toy! That would change the taste and I'd have to start all over!"
I want to sit crossed legged, starry eyed on the ground listening to more stories like this. I've seen some weird looking sex toys that I could not imagine writing a description for our having to find unique ways to describe the same type of toy.
I'm kind of a weirdo.
He's had to explain a few things to me, and hearing how he's had to set things up to get a good picture is pretty funny too. For example "I put this strap on, on a clipboard so I could show how it looks when someone wears it and not just flat."
I want to sit crossed legged, starry eyed on the ground listening to more stories like this. I've seen some weird looking sex toys that I could not imagine writing a description for our having to find unique ways to describe the same type of toy.
I'm kind of a weirdo.
He's had to explain a few things to me, and hearing how he's had to set things up to get a good picture is pretty funny too. For example "I put this strap on, on a clipboard so I could show how it looks when someone wears it and not just flat."
Ok. I am totally intrigued as well. He must have some of the best cocktail party/dinner party stories! Lol!
He's had to explain a few things to me, and hearing how he's had to set things up to get a good picture is pretty funny too. For example "I put this strap on, on a clipboard so I could show how it looks when someone wears it and not just flat."
Ok. I am totally intrigued as well. He must have some of the best cocktail party/dinner party stories! Lol!
I promise to post anything hilarious he tells me from now on, it's all worth it haha
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