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#$%^ H's coworkers say Jun 18, 2015 14:58:48 GMT -5

Post by allonsy221b on Jun 18, 2015 14:58:48 GMT -5

I promised to tell you ladies when H over hears awesome conversations, and he just text me with one.

Female coworker 1: Did you see the new strapless dildo in the catalog?

Female Coworker 2: Yes! How does that work exactly?

FC1: I'm not sure, I think the girl wearing it would have to clench really hard right?

FC2: Wouldn't that be uncomfortable to clench and...you know...thrust?

FC1: You're right, maybe it's big enough to just stay in. I wonder if it does anything for the wearer at the same time.

FC2: We could ask if anyone has tried it yet and what happened.

FC1: Mass email time!

As far as he knows there has been no email.

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michelle142 Gold Trophy Posts: 1,540 Love-Tits: 3,536	#$%^ H's coworkers say Jun 18, 2015 15:02:32 GMT -5 Post by michelle142 on Jun 18, 2015 15:02:32 GMT -5 Does he work in a sex toy warehouse or something?
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allonsy221b Silver Trophy Posts: 806 Love-Tits: 870	#$%^ H's coworkers say Jun 18, 2015 15:03:56 GMT -5 Post by allonsy221b on Jun 18, 2015 15:03:56 GMT -5 He's in the corporate office of a toy company, as a graphic designer. He just started there 2 months ago and he texts me with this kind of hilarity all the time.
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mommadozer Silver Trophy Posts: 847 Love-Tits: 1,243	#$%^ H's coworkers say Jun 18, 2015 15:05:49 GMT -5 via Tapatalk Post by mommadozer on Jun 18, 2015 15:05:49 GMT -5 This is hilarious!!!
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#$%^ H's coworkers say Jun 18, 2015 15:10:08 GMT -5

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Jun 18, 2015 15:03:56 GMT -5 allonsy221b said:

He's in the corporate office of a toy company, as a graphic designer. He just started there 2 months ago and he texts me with this kind of hilarity all the time.

A sex toy company?

I thought being a designer for a beer company was good. I think this would be even better!

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mishka29 Gold Trophy Posts: 2,479 Love-Tits: 3,830	#$%^ H's coworkers say Jun 18, 2015 15:22:23 GMT -5 Post by mishka29 on Jun 18, 2015 15:22:23 GMT -5 Haha love it!
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lilyelayne Moderator be a New Orleanian wherever you are Amethyst Gem Posts: 8,931 Love-Tits: 13,006	#$%^ H's coworkers say Jun 18, 2015 19:52:09 GMT -5 via Tapatalk Post by lilyelayne on Jun 18, 2015 19:52:09 GMT -5 Maybe they have a separate female-only mass email list?
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#$%^ H's coworkers say Jun 18, 2015 22:11:39 GMT -5

Post by allonsy221b on Jun 18, 2015 22:11:39 GMT -5

lilyelayne, I'm assuming that is what happened. I wish they cc'd everyone though, that would have been amazing.

I guess a guy in the office does trivia and asked everyone for pictures of themselves as kids to see if everyone can guess who it is, and everyone thought this poor girl was a guy coworker.

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allonsy221b Silver Trophy Posts: 806 Love-Tits: 870	#$%^ H's coworkers say Jun 24, 2015 15:02:09 GMT -5 Post by allonsy221b on Jun 24, 2015 15:02:09 GMT -5 Jun 20, 2015 15:41:50 GMT -5 mamabutt2 said: My H is dying to know if sexual harassment a problem there or is it graded? Hahaha I have no idea! I'll ask though hahaha
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allonsy221b Silver Trophy Posts: 806 Love-Tits: 870	#$%^ H's coworkers say Jul 16, 2015 14:32:08 GMT -5 Post by allonsy221b on Jul 16, 2015 14:32:08 GMT -5 New toy box opening to write content for catalog. FC1: Okay so let's turn it on to see how loud it is. turns on toy FC2: That's pretty quiet actually, okay turn it off. FC1: It won't turn off....OMG it's getting faster....what do I do? It won't turn off! How do I turn it off? Help!
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allonsy221b Silver Trophy Posts: 806 Love-Tits: 870	#$%^ H's coworkers say Jul 18, 2015 14:31:06 GMT -5 Post by allonsy221b on Jul 18, 2015 14:31:06 GMT -5 haha I don't even have a twitter for myself! That would be hilarious, until someone in the office found it Yesterday, they had my husband be a hand model by holding a toy behind his back for an upcoming sale because he has "very elegant fingers"
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#$%^ H's coworkers say Jul 18, 2015 14:37:00 GMT -5 via Tapatalk

Post by missys on Jul 18, 2015 14:37:00 GMT -5

Jul 18, 2015 14:31:06 GMT -5 allonsy221b said:

haha I don't even have a twitter for myself! That would be hilarious, until someone in the office found it

Yesterday, they had my husband be a hand model by holding a toy behind his back for an upcoming sale because he has "very elegant fingers"

Did he take it as a compliment? Lol

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#$%^ H's coworkers say Jul 18, 2015 14:44:09 GMT -5

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Jul 18, 2015 14:37:00 GMT -5 missys said:

Jul 18, 2015 14:31:06 GMT -5 allonsy221b said:

haha I don't even have a twitter for myself! That would be hilarious, until someone in the office found it

Yesterday, they had my husband be a hand model by holding a toy behind his back for an upcoming sale because he has "very elegant fingers"

Did he take it as a compliment? Lol

He did lol I'm teasing him mercilessly!

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Post by allonsy221b on Jun 18, 2015 14:58:48 GMT -5

Post by michelle142 on Jun 18, 2015 15:02:32 GMT -5

Post by allonsy221b on Jun 18, 2015 15:03:56 GMT -5

Post by WittyLittle on Jun 18, 2015 15:04:39 GMT -5

Post by mommadozer on Jun 18, 2015 15:05:49 GMT -5

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Post by allonsy221b on Jul 16, 2015 14:32:08 GMT -5

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