Parenthood hashtags

[wimcgrath]

Although I don't even use Twitter, I often find myself thinking of things in hashtag terms, À la Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake on the Tonight Show. I thought it could be funny to see what other good parenthood hashtags are. I'll start us off:

#babyinabar
#poopsplosion
#crapnapper

[michelle142]

#gothef*cktosleep

[michelle142]

#spituphairdontcare

[wimcgrath]

#nosexforyou! (Soup Nazi voice)

[michelle142]

#sendcoffee

#parentoftheyear

#isittimeforwineyet

#tvbabysitter

[cdnfarmgirl]

#napstrike
#needallthewine
#napjail

[michelle142]

#boobpillow

#sleephell

#iavoidthesqueakyfloorspots

[aggiebug]

#530isthenew830

#itsagoodthingyouarecute

#babyrolls

[WittyLittle]

#omgmorewipes

[WittyLittle]

#isitbedtimeyet
#callsupernanny

[aggiebug]

Oh my these are cracking me up.

[michelle142]

#coffeeivstat

#whyyounosleep

[michelle142]

#whyismybabycrying

#cutebutstinky

[WittyLittle]

hahaha michelle142 is going nuts

[michelle142]

Jun 24, 2015 8:18:17 GMT -5 WittyLittle said:

hahaha michelle142 is going nuts

Just trying to up my status

[hollydfromtn]

#babymanfarts
#letmesuckyoursnotout

[michelle142]

would you believe me if I said I hate hashtags?

It's true.

[miniwheat]

Jun 24, 2015 8:23:30 GMT -5 michelle142 said:

would you believe me if I said I hate hashtags?

It's true.

I hate them too. I hate them because I have no idea what the point of them is. (is or are? I am terrible with spelling, grammar and punctuation) 

[hollydfromtn]

Jun 24, 2015 8:23:30 GMT -5 michelle142 said:

would you believe me if I said I hate hashtags?

It's true.

#hashtagsaresohardtoreadsometimes

[lotsofdotts]

#chocolateorpoop?

#whothehellboughtyouthatnoisytoy

#droolbombs

[aggiebug]

Jun 24, 2015 8:23:30 GMT -5 michelle142 said:

would you believe me if I said I hate hashtags?

It's true.

They make me crazy too. I find myself thinking in hash tags sometimes and I was to beat myself.

It's crazy how pervasive it is.

miniwheat it's kind of like a search function that started on Twitter, is now on FB, instagram and other social media sites.

So #nofilter is a common one and you can search it on Twitter and find pictures with that as a tag.

You will see shows state #s now so you post about the show with that # and it pools them together.

[WittyLittle]

Hehehe I've been saying "hashtagnofilter" every time I accidentally throw out TMI at work. Everyone thinks I... tweet? Yes? or intafail...

[lotsofdotts]

#whatsthatsmell

#myboobisntapaci

[lilyelayne]

#stuckunderbaby

[michelle142]

Jun 24, 2015 8:31:28 GMT -5 hollydfromtn said:

Jun 24, 2015 8:23:30 GMT -5 michelle142 said:

would you believe me if I said I hate hashtags?

It's true.

#hashtagsaresohardtoreadsometimes

Sometimes I sit and stare at statuses on FB for far too long trying to figure out hashtags.

[lotsofdotts]

#quitpullingmydamnhair

This one just happened! Ouch!

[hollydfromtn]

#passingoutlikeslikecandy
#dontmakeeyecontact
#shithesawme
#nowhesawake

[lilyelayne]

#poopwatchday4

[WittyLittle]

#shitfartorshart
#doyouwanttoplayagame

ok ok im really going now

[lilyelayne]

So I read Goodnight Moon to DS at every nap, and I really want to do the whole thing in a single hashtag, but was afraid not enough people would recognize it
#goodnightnobodygoodnightmush