Stupid Thing that woke my baby

[AppropriateChocolate]

Let's see them ladies. What stupid thing woke your baby?

Mine:
Dog barking
Thunder ...again F... You Thunder
Daddy
Pooping...she can't poop without crying, not cause it hurts but because she doesn't want to be dirty.

[WittyLittle]

Farted.
Ice cream man.
Daddy sneezed
Mommy giggled at F15 ramblings

[hollydfromtn]

Crinkling chip bags.....every damn time
Toilet flushing
Sneezing while he's laying on my chest (tried my hardest to hold it in, which resulted in it being even harder and scaring him to death)

[mmarie]

The dogs bark at everything since she has been here so it's usually them barking is what wakes her up.

Things that make the dogs bark:
Farts (anyone's, even their own)
sneezes
cars driving by
people walking by
the TV
thunder
me or DH getting off the couch
something falls on the floor
we feed them
People coming to our house
people leaving the house
animals in the yard
ANYTHING

they have been more protective since she has been here. They don't usually bark more than once but it's enough to wake her up.

[lotsofdotts]

Jun 27, 2015 14:19:58 GMT -5 WittyLittle said:

Farted.
Ice cream man.
Daddy sneezed
Mommy giggled at F15 ramblings

My DH sneezes so loud that it wakes up the baby even if he is not on the same floor as DH. Ridiculous!

[lotsofdotts]

Dog opening the door
Dog barking
Thunder (we are having a nasty storm now)
Garbage truck
Door-to-door solicitors ringing the bell (assholes)
Neighborhood kids running through the house with my kids
Neighbors car alarm (that goes off way too often)
My husband cursing loudly when he messes up on his video game
My 14 son bounding down the stairs sounding like an elephant

I'm sure there are more. I'm a little pissy, obviously.

[crispywheats]

Dog shook her head and her ears flapped.

[maryxc1]

This stinking cough I can't get rid of.

My three year old when he gets up from his nap...every...single...day!

[misshart00]

The baby sleeps a lot in the swing. The toddler goes and pulls the blanket off him and says "hi" really loudly. Every time.

[WittyLittle]

DSs alarm clock. Ggrrrrr

[mishka29]

Me...correcting a face plant
DD1...ugh

[sugahcookie01]

Weather alert on my phone grrrr

[WittyLittle]

Jun 27, 2015 16:46:46 GMT -5 mishka29 said:

Me...correcting a face plant
DD1...ugh

Story of my lyfe right there!

[FlutterOfYoshis]

Paci fell out of her mouth (the worst)
DH's sneeze
Her own twitching or farting
Granola wrapper crinkling
Lawnmowers outside
Ice falling from the freezer's ice maker
Click of the ceiling fan switch

[misshart00]

Opening a can of dr pepper.

[lilyelayne]

Dog barks at the window instead of going out the doggie door like she's supposed to. Close the blinds on dog's window and go soothe baby back to sleep while dog goes outside to bark. Baby sleeping again. Dog comes inside & barks at closed blinds. Ughhh.

[flyster]

Stopping for red lights: I plan routes around lights these days.

[crispywheats]

Jun 27, 2015 19:35:42 GMT -5 flyster said:

Stopping for red lights: I plan routes around lights these days.

There's a loop of highways here that we drive when desperate. Twice around gets DS an hour and a half nap.

[flyster]

crispywheats, i'm lucky enough that he is pretty good at naps, but he gets pretty fussy if he is in the car and not sleeping...so if we are trying to go somewhere I try to time to when he is likely to sleep so he isn't howling at me.

[AppropriateChocolate]

Jun 27, 2015 17:44:31 GMT -5 WittyLittle said:

Jun 27, 2015 16:46:46 GMT -5 mishka29 said:

Me...correcting a face plant
DD1...ugh

Story of my lyfe right there!

Mine too.

[mmarie]

Her paci fell out and she must have tried to rub it or something because when I went in there it was poking her in the eye. Move your head baby girl. It wouldn't be sticking in your eyeball.

[AppropriateChocolate]

The sliding door closing. I just put her down and went in the living room to be social and there was this Jurassic Park looking bug that just flew in the house. So DH and his BF are all over trying to kill the bug. LOUD..she stays asleep. They finally get the bug, throw it outside and close the door and DD screams this high pitch scream..WTH.

[PikoPiko]

Yesterday at Red Robin:
Burger juice hit him in the face.

[PikoPiko]

Jun 27, 2015 17:44:36 GMT -5 FlutterOfYoshis said:

Paci fell out of her mouth (the worst)
DH's sneeze
Her own twitching or farting
Granola wrapper crinkling
Lawnmowers outside
Ice falling from the freezer's ice maker
Click of the ceiling fan switch

Seriously, the darn paci. I'm ready to piss on them and set them on fire as soon as DS is weaned off them. I know it's be a distant future.

[missys]

Effing fireworks. It is 1245 am and they are shooting them like it's the fourth of July already. I'm going to lose my shit for the next week if this happens nightly.

[osumegs]

Dh sneezing
floor creaking
rocking chair squeezing
my knees cracking when I stand up

[seamonster]

DH flushing the toilet
the cistern refilling
me getting into bed
Me getting out of bed
Me standing up tron the couch
LO being placed in his crib (takes a minute to wake up)
neighbors yelling
The 4am sun

[WittyLittle]

Lit a candle...

[mels823]

Me sneezing
My dogs long nails as she tap dances across the floor in the morning trying to get to the cat