TMI Tuesday

[slurpeelove]

Let's hear it!

[slurpeelove]

When we had our false alarm last week, my DH caught a glimpse of my underwear. He asked me if it was supposed to be stained that color. Cue me grabbing them from him and saying "yeah it's fine". I was internally screaming. Sorry about the mixture of urine, sweat, and discharge!

[amch8]

Jun 30, 2015 5:37:01 GMT -5 slurpeelove said:

When we had our false alarm last week, my DH caught a glimpse of my underwear. He asked me if it was supposed to be stained that color. Cue me grabbing them from him and saying "yeah it's fine". I was internally screaming. Sorry about the mixture of urine, sweat, and discharge!

My mom has been incredibly helpful around the house the past few days, especially since I'm not supposed to do housework or a lot of bending, etc. for the remainder of my pregnancy. She grabbed the laundry basket from my bathroom in order to do a couple loads and before she had a chance to sort, I sat her down and said, "Mom, do you remember how gross it is down there near the end of pregnancy? Fair warning." She laughed.

[LydiaDeetz]

I'm scared of the postpartum poop. I can feel it brewing

I made DH smell test my undies and shorts when my water broke.

[Deleted]

As much as I want to have ST lately, it is incredibly distracting to have THREE people moving all at the same time! I can multi-task but damn I cannot access my sexy side AND my maternal side at the same time.

[errsbear11]

At 330 this morning I got peed on. Majorly peed on. All over my face/down my front before stopping the spray with my hand.

Don't open your mouth to shriek when this happens

And a little fftc to add: I should totally have showered, but I used a wipe and went back to bed. I'll shower today when I'm more awake...

[errsbear11]

Jun 30, 2015 5:52:01 GMT -5 amch8 said:

Jun 30, 2015 5:37:01 GMT -5 slurpeelove said:

When we had our false alarm last week, my DH caught a glimpse of my underwear. He asked me if it was supposed to be stained that color. Cue me grabbing them from him and saying "yeah it's fine". I was internally screaming. Sorry about the mixture of urine, sweat, and discharge!

My mom has been incredibly helpful around the house the past few days, especially since I'm not supposed to do housework or a lot of bending, etc. for the remainder of my pregnancy. She grabbed the laundry basket from my bathroom in order to do a couple loads and before she had a chance to sort, I sat her down and said, "Mom, do you remember how gross it is down there near the end of pregnancy? Fair warning." She laughed.

my mom went to my house to clean while c we were in the hospital because timmy was so early/unexpected. Of course in the midst of it all I had left a puddle on my fluid in the bathroom...my poor mom. I didn't even think to warn her about the laundry!

In my defense, it was from a "no, no, not my water - I just peed myself" moment where I stood up to show DH we were fine. We were NOT fine, and the boy starts majorly panicing. So I was mostly focused on not gushing thru any more clothes and getting him calmly to the car than wiping up my mess!

[rach]

I not only had to breathe out, but then labor down, a poop last night.

[rachydc]

Yesterday I didnt know if my water broke or if my crotch was sweating profusely...#crotchsweat

[3timemom]

Yesterday I was nervous my water was really leaking. I went pee and when I was done I had a huge amount more some out when I wiped. Then I sat on the couch and coughed and had a wet spot under me. It was just pee.

[lonegalathome]

Have had diarrhea 3x this morning- is labor imminent?!?!?

[queenofcats]

Jun 30, 2015 8:41:50 GMT -5 lonegalathome said:

Have had diarrhea 3x this morning- is labor imminent?!?!?

labor is always imminent.

[kristhegirl]

I think due to the rearrangement of my internal and external parts, my farts have been the most hilarious baby elephant noises lately. They sound like I'm trying and failing to make a fart sound.

[lindylogana]

Jun 30, 2015 6:44:56 GMT -5 errsbear11 said:

At 330 this morning I got peed on. Majorly peed on. All over my face/down my front before stopping the spray with my hand.

Don't open your mouth to shriek when this happens

And a little fftc to add: I should totally have showered, but I used a wipe and went back to bed. I'll shower today when I'm more awake...

No judgement here. I've totally been peed on in the middle of the night, wiped myself down with a wipe and put a towel over the wet spot on my sheets and took care of it in the morning. I totally forgot about newborns peeing on you in the middle of the night until you just reminded me.

[babymcdonnell]

TMI question: Can you feel your mucus plug coming out? I use the restroom in the dark a lot and don't look in the toilet, so I'm worried It'll come out without me ever knowing.

[lindylogana]

Jun 30, 2015 9:18:21 GMT -5 babymcdonnell said:

TMI question: Can you feel your mucus plug coming out? I use the restroom in the dark a lot and don't look in the toilet, so I'm worried It'll come out without me ever knowing.

Nope I've never felt it come out just knew from looking at the TP

[rach]

I didn't feel my MP come out with my first two. I lost mine weeks ago with this one (guess it's regenerating?). I felt an oozy..something...make its way out last night. (I was also bouncing on my ball so I'm guessing the seating position is why I felt it) So- maybe you'll feel it, but there's a good chance you won't.

[ncjulia12]

I had this really loud and strange sounding fart yesterday when DH was in the other room. He immediately yelled out, "What was that sound?" and came across the house to investigate.

I played dumb and said I didn't hear anything.

[dancinbeans27]

Jun 30, 2015 8:03:51 GMT -5 rachydc said:

Yesterday I didnt know if my water broke or if my crotch was sweating profusely...#crotchsweat

This was me yesterday. Texting my mom and DH saying that I think I may be leaking... yeah, sweat.

[vvvvvfee]

Jun 30, 2015 5:33:45 GMT -5 sharebear05 said:

I thought I passed some of my mucus plug when I woke up to pee this morning. Out of curiosity, I poked a finger in the toilet bowl to see what it felt like. It was not mucus. Just a stray piece of disintegrated toilet paper. Yeah.....that just happened.

lol, i had that exact experience over the weekend.

[vvvvvfee]

Jun 30, 2015 9:18:21 GMT -5 babymcdonnell said:

TMI question: Can you feel your mucus plug coming out? I use the restroom in the dark a lot and don't look in the toilet, so I'm worried It'll come out without me ever knowing.

you might, if it's big and oozy (ewww). but you also might hear it go "plop" into the toilet (double ewww). but not everyone's comes out in a huge blob, so you may not notice at all.

[wells2010]

So I had my 36w appt today. I was cramping the whole morning... Pretty much exactly how I feel during AF. When I went to pee in the cup, there was blood. I was freaking out that something was happening. Turns out, my cervix is still closed up tight, the pain is apparently BH, and I was bleeding from a hemorrhoid. Seriously?!

[bosco213]

Jun 30, 2015 8:03:51 GMT -5 rachydc said:

Yesterday I didnt know if my water broke or if my crotch was sweating profusely...#crotchsweat

All day, every day. Constant panty sniffing over here. 

[kristhegirl]

wells2010 you win glamorous pregnant award so far! So fancy.

[bshelly]

Ok, so I would love some feedback for my tmi. I'll preface by saying I plan to ask my OB at my next appt and will call if I start having issues.

All along, I've been assuming I have prolapsed hemorrhoids until the posts in the randoms the other day about prolapsed other things. I'm basically having bulging sacks of skin around my anus after having a bm. Usually just one and the size of the sack varies depending on how long it's been since I used the bathroom. Some days, the sack is completely gone. It's flesh colored, no redness or bleeding, though uncomfortable to sit on and wipe.

Prolapsed hemorrhoid? Prolapsed something else? I've never had (potential) hemorrhoids outside of pregnancy, so I'm at a loss after having researched other possibilities.

[kayelledub]

Yesterday at work we were super busy so I didn't go to the bathroom for 6-7 hours (new record.) Well I'm pretty sure I lost some of my mucus plug and then it kinda dried inside of my underwear during that time.

[Deleted]

bshelly There are internal and external hemorrhoids. Glamorous! I have like 8 of them. They will be removed 6 weeks post-partum. They are like little squishy sacks and they bleed sometimes.

[kristhegirl]

bshelly it sounds like external hemorrhoids.

Oh, I see @sldober0521 already answered!

[jessijean]

I mentioned this in randoms but it is also TMI.... For about a month my exterior lady bits have been very tender at night. It had seemed to be getting better...until last night. I woke up for MOTN pee break and I could barely walk. My OB says it's an irritation and thought it would go away. I'm convinced it's related to pressure from baby and will likely only get worse.

Going to be a long month!

[kristhegirl]

jessijean what does that even mean, "an irritation"?? Like chafing? Come on, doc!