I'm at the zoo again. At this rate they may as well put me on exhibit.
El oh el, girly! You could be in the first time mom exhibit? This could be the exhibit plaque next to you: Look at the bags under her eyes and wine stains on her teeth. Note the sore nipples and empty bank account. Also look at this FTM's 5,000 iPhone photos of her DD. Even if you don't ask her to see the photos she will force you to look at her baby and verify that it is the cutest baby in the world. If you watch her closely you might even see her making ridiculous faces to illicit a giggle or repeat sounds like MAMAMA or DADADA repeatedly.
I'm at the zoo again. At this rate they may as well put me on exhibit.
El oh el, girly! You could be in the first time mom exhibit? This could be the exhibit plaque next to you: Look at the bags under her eyes and wine stains on her teeth. Note the sore nipples and empty bank account. Also look at this FTM's 5,000 iPhone photos of her DD. Even if you don't ask her to see the photos she will force you to look at her baby and verify that it is the cutest baby in the world. If you watch her closely you might even see her making ridiculous faces to illicit a giggle or repeat sounds like MAMAMA or DADADA repeatedly.
I'm at the zoo again. At this rate they may as well put me on exhibit.
El oh el, girly! You could be in the first time mom exhibit? This could be the exhibit plaque next to you: Look at the bags under her eyes and wine stains on her teeth. Note the sore nipples and empty bank account. Also look at this FTM's 5,000 iPhone photos of her DD. Even if you don't ask her to see the photos she will force you to look at her baby and verify that it is the cutest baby in the world. If you watch her closely you might even see her making ridiculous faces to illicit a giggle or repeat sounds like MAMAMA or DADADA repeatedly.
El oh el, girly! You could be in the first time mom exhibit? This could be the exhibit plaque next to you: Look at the bags under her eyes and wine stains on her teeth. Note the sore nipples and empty bank account. Also look at this FTM's 5,000 iPhone photos of her DD. Even if you don't ask her to see the photos she will force you to look at her baby and verify that it is the cutest baby in the world. If you watch her closely you might even see her making ridiculous faces to illicit a giggle or repeat sounds like MAMAMA or DADADA repeatedly.
Said in an Australian accent.
Yes! I can totally hear it. And I'm imagining sweetsurprise narrating it dressed in safari gear (Is it still considered at safari if it's in Australia....or is it outback gear...) and she's hanging out next to a kangaroo cause Australia.
Yes! I can totally hear it. And I'm imagining sweetsurprise narrating it dressed in safari gear (Is it still considered at safari if it's in Australia....or is it outback gear...) and she's hanging out next to a kangaroo cause Australia.
Yes! I can totally hear it. And I'm imagining sweetsurprise narrating it dressed in safari gear (Is it still considered at safari if it's in Australia....or is it outback gear...) and she's hanging out next to a kangaroo cause Australia.
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