Post by carolinaheart on Jul 19, 2015 18:10:20 GMT -5
I'm at dinner with my husband's family. There's lots of talk about my SILs "gender reveal" (which I guess I'm not invited to?) And I'm feeling like I'm being tortured.
Anyway, the place we're at is famous for their martinis. I'm having the martini of the month "deep blue sea". It's fan-fucking-tactic. What are ya'll drinking?
YES. And please note that they're calling it a gender reveal.
MOAR BOOZE.
Because you can't talk about sex. Sex is a grown up word. But, in reality, this little party is celebrating how your child will pee and enjoy sex during their life. So, irony. And holy weirdness.
If someone says they are serving hot dogs and tacos at this party, then it's time to go.
YES. And please note that they're calling it a gender reveal.
MOAR BOOZE.
Because you can't talk about sex. Sex is a grown up word. But, in reality, this little party is celebrating how your child will pee and enjoy sex during their life. So, irony.
If someone says they are serving hot dogs and tacos at this party, then it's time to go.
Because you can't talk about sex. Sex is a grown up word. But, in reality, this little party is celebrating how your child will pee and enjoy sex during their life. So, irony.
If someone says they are serving hot dogs and tacos at this party, then it's time to go.
/ded
The Baby Shower board back on The Bump got a lot of gender reveal questions. People do this. I wish I was clever enough to make up that joke!
On not penis/vagina news, my crockpot is dying. It turned off at some point in the five hour cooking countdown and I don't know when. Boooooo. I guessed the time remaining and restarted it.
Please, let's have cooked pork at the end of this.
The Baby Shower board back on The Bump got a lot of gender reveal questions. People do this. I wish I was clever enough to make up that joke!
I am gagging. Just... What ?
carolinaheart I am sorry you have to suffer through that. I also think it's kind of rude to be talking about what I am assuming will be a family and friend get together in front of family and friends who are not invited. Just me? Idk. Drink up!
On not penis/vagina news, my crockpot is dying. It turned off at some point in the five hour cooking countdown and I don't know when. Boooooo. I guessed the time remaining and restarted it.
Please, let's have cooked pork at the end of this.
Sounds like it's time for a new one!
Fun fact: I got drunk and edited our wedding registry. And ended up with an insanely fancy crock pot.
I really just wanted the travel kind that has a locking lid.
The Baby Shower board back on The Bump got a lot of gender reveal questions. People do this. I wish I was clever enough to make up that joke!
I am gagging. Just... What ?
carolinaheart I am sorry you have to suffer through that. I also think it's kind of rude to be talking about what I am assuming will be a family and friend get together in front of family and friends who are not invited. Just me? Idk. Drink up!
For some reason the conversation has circled back around to the reveal. MIL asked if I knew about it and I got a nice verbal invite. Great.
On not penis/vagina news, my crockpot is dying. It turned off at some point in the five hour cooking countdown and I don't know when. Boooooo. I guessed the time remaining and restarted it.
Please, let's have cooked pork at the end of this.
Sounds like it's time for a new one!
Fun fact: I got drunk and edited our wedding registry. And ended up with an insanely fancy crock pot.
I really just wanted the travel kind that has a locking lid.
I have the loving lid kind and I LOOOOVE IT. It also has the timed cook so it will automatically turn to warm once the timer is done. And a meat thermometer. So. Freaking. Awesome.
Only reason I got the fancy one was because I had a coupon AND a gift certificate. So worth it.
ETA apparently I have a lot of feels about crock pots. Who knew?
Fun fact: I got drunk and edited our wedding registry. And ended up with an insanely fancy crock pot.
I really just wanted the travel kind that has a locking lid.
I have the loving lid kind and I LOOOOVE IT. It also has the timed cook so it will automatically turn to warm once the timer is done. And a meat thermometer. So. Freaking. Awesome.
Only reason I got the fancy one was because I had a coupon AND a gift certificate. So worth it.
What brand is that?! That sounds great. I guess I could make room for a third crock pot...
I have the loving lid kind and I LOOOOVE IT. It also has the timed cook so it will automatically turn to warm once the timer is done. And a meat thermometer. So. Freaking. Awesome.
Only reason I got the fancy one was because I had a coupon AND a gift certificate. So worth it.
What brand is that?! That sounds great. I guess I could make room for a third crock pot...
H invited a coworker over for dinner. He brought his girlfriend and her 2 yr old son. The kid's been running around knocking over my baby and taking toys out of my toddler's hands. Everyone's screaming. Dinner is 2(!) hours late because H didn't realize how long it would take to get the grill started. I was inside alone with 3 children and the girlfriend, trying to cook the sides. My food was done on time so it was cold by the time H was done. I'm hiding out in the bedroom now trying to get my youngest to sleep. When everyone leaves, I'm having a drink and eating pie.
Saw RE 1/11/17 HSG x 2 - 2nd revealed both tubes open and arcuate uterus Cycle #1-2 Femara 5mg + TI = Cancelled - poor response Cycle #3 - Femara 7.5mg and Dex 0.5mg - another poor response - waiting to see when I O
Saw RE 1/11/17 HSG x 2 - 2nd revealed both tubes open and arcuate uterus Cycle #1-2 Femara 5mg + TI = Cancelled - poor response Cycle #3 - Femara 7.5mg and Dex 0.5mg - another poor response - waiting to see when I O
Just water for me. Last night I took some hard pain pills leftover from my wisdom tooth extraction because of severe cramping. Coworker called at 10 pm and woke me out of a drug induced sleep and had the gall to ask if I was sleeping. She called to give me an update on a case of mine which could have waited till Monday. And then she got pissy when I explained she needed to call the on call worker instead of me if it was an emergency, all the while still slurring my words.
TTC since July 2014. CP March 2015. IVF #1 March 2016, 5R, 3M, 2F with ICSI. Transferred 2 on day 3. CP. Surprise BFP and then CP August 2016 (prep cycle for IVF). IVF #2: zero eggs retrieved IVF #3: 6R, 5M, 5F, 3 (2 8A and 1 11A) transferred, one "B" graded embryo frozen on day 5. BFP (at home 7dp3dt, confirmed 14dp3dt with 1552 beta) and U/S at 5w5d, 2 sacs and 2 yolks!
TTC since July 2014. CP March 2015. IVF #1 March 2016, 5R, 3M, 2F with ICSI. Transferred 2 on day 3. CP. Surprise BFP and then CP August 2016 (prep cycle for IVF). IVF #2: zero eggs retrieved IVF #3: 6R, 5M, 5F, 3 (2 8A and 1 11A) transferred, one "B" graded embryo frozen on day 5. BFP (at home 7dp3dt, confirmed 14dp3dt with 1552 beta) and U/S at 5w5d, 2 sacs and 2 yolks!
TTC since July 2014. CP March 2015. IVF #1 March 2016, 5R, 3M, 2F with ICSI. Transferred 2 on day 3. CP. Surprise BFP and then CP August 2016 (prep cycle for IVF). IVF #2: zero eggs retrieved IVF #3: 6R, 5M, 5F, 3 (2 8A and 1 11A) transferred, one "B" graded embryo frozen on day 5. BFP (at home 7dp3dt, confirmed 14dp3dt with 1552 beta) and U/S at 5w5d, 2 sacs and 2 yolks!
Post by thelittleredm on Jul 19, 2015 20:34:18 GMT -5
My head is starting to feel icky to go along with my off feeling throat. Pretty sure I'm getting sick with the cold that DS picked up.
I told my best friend from college and she recommended whiskey. She always recommends whiskey to cure sickness. One time, when I felt like death and couldn't get over a miserable virus in college, she gave me apple juice with Nikolai because it was ask she had left in her stash. Worst idea of my life was accepting said drink. That should explain my level of desperation to get better.
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