You Know It's Monday When...

[longhornwino0907]

Thought this might be fun! What's going on with you this morning that makes you KNOW it's a Monday?

[longhornwino0907]

I realized while backing out of my driveway this morning that I completely forgot to brush my teeth. How it slipped my mind, I'll never know.

And I couldn't turn around and go back inside to brush them. The puppy was sleeping in his crate. If I'd gone back in, it would've been a shit show. Ugh. Good thing I'd already planned to go home at lunch. I'll just steer clear of close conversations with co-workers for the morning.

[mosdub]

Jul 27, 2015 8:36:00 GMT -5 longhornwino0907 said:

I realized while backing out of my driveway this morning that I completely forgot to brush my teeth. How it slipped my mind, I'll never know.

And I couldn't turn around and go back inside to brush them. The puppy was sleeping in his crate. If I'd gone back in, it would've been a shit show. Ugh. Good thing I'd already planned to go home at lunch. I'll just steer clear of close conversations with co-workers for the morning.

I've done this and it sucks.  I've also forgotten deodorant a couple times and now leave one in my car just in case. 

Have any gum?  Make a pit stop at the gas station and grab some! 

ETA:  You can't do a pit stop because that would mean you're GKU'ing while driving, so never mind.  Just chug coffee and everyone will assume it's normal coffee breath. 

[acorn99]

I only had whole milk for my cereal. I usually am a skim milk person. I might as well have put creamer in my cereal because it was fucking nasty. What a nice way to start the work week.

[mrsjene]

Forgot my badge and the key to my office. Other people in my department had to let me in.

[longhornwino0907]

Jul 27, 2015 8:41:44 GMT -5 mosdub said:

Jul 27, 2015 8:36:00 GMT -5 longhornwino0907 said:

I realized while backing out of my driveway this morning that I completely forgot to brush my teeth. How it slipped my mind, I'll never know.

And I couldn't turn around and go back inside to brush them. The puppy was sleeping in his crate. If I'd gone back in, it would've been a shit show. Ugh. Good thing I'd already planned to go home at lunch. I'll just steer clear of close conversations with co-workers for the morning.

I've done this and it sucks.  I've also forgotten deodorant a couple times and now leave one in my car just in case. 

Have any gum?  Make a pit stop at the gas station and grab some! 

ETA:  You can't do a pit stop because that would mean you're GKU'ing while driving, so never mind.  Just chug coffee and everyone will assume it's normal coffee breath. 

Already chewed some mint gum. And grabbed a couple of Skittles out of my boss' candy bowl. Anything to get this nasty feeling out of my mouth!

[Ruca]

I have no motivation to do any kind of work and my brain is already on vacation mode. Vacation starting next week Wednesday at 11:30am...

[longhornwino0907]

Jul 27, 2015 8:41:50 GMT -5 acorn99 said:

I only had whole milk for my cereal. I usually am a skim milk person. I might as well have put creamer in my cereal because it was fucking nasty. What a nice way to start the work week.

Ick! Ick ick ick!

[steveo]

Jul 27, 2015 8:41:50 GMT -5 acorn99 said:

I only had whole milk for my cereal. I usually am a skim milk person. I might as well have put creamer in my cereal because it was fucking nasty amazing. What a nice way to start the work week.

FTFY. Whole milk > skim milk. UO?

[mrsjene]

Jul 27, 2015 8:48:39 GMT -5 steveo said:

Jul 27, 2015 8:41:50 GMT -5 acorn99 said:

I only had whole milk for my cereal. I usually am a skim milk person. I might as well have put creamer in my cereal because it was fucking nasty amazing. What a nice way to start the work week.

FTFY. Whole milk > skim milk. UO?

Um, yea. You should've saved that for Thursday.

[Ruca]

Jul 27, 2015 8:48:39 GMT -5 steveo said:

Jul 27, 2015 8:41:50 GMT -5 acorn99 said:

I only had whole milk for my cereal. I usually am a skim milk person. I might as well have put creamer in my cereal because it was fucking nasty amazing. What a nice way to start the work week.

FTFY. Whole milk > skim milk. UO?

+1, we only buy whole milk 

[Deleted]

Jul 27, 2015 8:43:38 GMT -5 starbuck27 said:

Jul 27, 2015 8:42:28 GMT -5 mrsjene said:

Forgot my badge and the key to my office. Other people in my department had to let me in.

Same morning, I had to call maintenance to let me in.

Every couple months, I forget the password to my computer. My boss is dumbfounded by me.

[steveo]

Jul 27, 2015 8:49:42 GMT -5 mrsjene said:

Jul 27, 2015 8:48:39 GMT -5 steveo said:

FTFY. Whole milk > skim milk. UO?

Um, yea. You should've saved that for Thursday.

I refuse on moral grounds to do a food-related UO.

[Deleted]

I just got a follow up call from my vet's office asking about my cat. If only my doctor's office could do things like this.

[Deleted]

Jul 27, 2015 8:56:05 GMT -5 steveo said:

Jul 27, 2015 8:49:42 GMT -5 mrsjene said:

Um, yea. You should've saved that for Thursday.

I refuse on moral grounds to do a food-related UO.

Well, then you better come up with something good for thursday because we will be waiting.

[wannabmama]

I slept, mouth open, the whole way in during my commute. I went to bed at 9pm and slept in an hour rather than working out...how is it even possible to be that tired?

[steveo]

Jul 27, 2015 8:58:10 GMT -5 @wallflwr926 said:

Jul 27, 2015 8:56:05 GMT -5 steveo said:

I refuse on moral grounds to do a food-related UO.

Well, then you better come up with something good for thursday because we will be waiting.

Ha! I've tried for the last few weeks, but nothing seems right. I'm usually just being a lurky lurker, love titting and nodding my head in agreement...

[Deleted]

Jul 27, 2015 8:59:04 GMT -5 wannabmama said:

I slept, mouth open, the whole way in during my commute. I went to bed at 9pm and slept in an hour rather than working out...how is it even possible to be that tired?

Ask me. Ask me. I know the answer.

[Deleted]

Jul 27, 2015 8:59:10 GMT -5 steveo said:

Jul 27, 2015 8:58:10 GMT -5 @wallflwr926 said:

Well, then you better come up with something good for thursday because we will be waiting.

Ha! I've tried for the last few weeks, but nothing seems right. I'm usually just being a lurky lurker, love titting and nodding my head in agreement...

Just jump in. We're only scary if you're wrong.

[mosdub]

Whole milk tastes better than skim, but calories make H and I buy skim.

Either way drinking a glass of milk is gross to me, but if I had to choose which to cook with or put on my cereal it would be that good ole Vitamin D milk.

[mosdub]

WWE likes Whole Milk better, and look at those biceps.

[Ray]

When i wake up late so I don't have time to shower before 8 and I wait, wait, wait for the Bell guy to show up, finally say screw it I'll just shower quick just put in conditioner and hear the dogs go off at someone at the door. I came running down the stairs wet and in a bath robe to let him know I was home, then had to go back up, finish dress, and present myself as a regular human.

I like to think maybe I brightened his day a little?

[BurritosAtEveryMeal]

Ugh my right contact fell on the floor. Then when I got out of the shower, the handle on the glass door fell off in my hand. Yay Monday!

[badwolf]

I woke up a few minutes after the time I'm supposed to be leaving my house for work. Oops. So no time to flat iron my hair this morning.

[Deleted]

Jan 2, 1970 10:56:40 GMT -5 starbuck27 said:

Jul 27, 2015 8:59:32 GMT -5 @wallflwr926 said:

Ask me. Ask me. I know the answer.

I'll bite. How is it possible?

I accidentally hit reply. Please see post below.

[Deleted]

Jul 27, 2015 9:15:19 GMT -5 starbuck27 said:

Jul 27, 2015 8:59:32 GMT -5 @wallflwr926 said:

Ask me. Ask me. I know the answer.

I'll bite. How is it possible?

Please see my siggy.

Actually, there are many different reasons. Low iron, low vitamin B, stress, multiple (subtle) sleep disturbances through out the night, sleep deprivation in the days prior to adequate night's sleep, boredom, also as crazy as it sounds too much sleep can make you more tired.

ETA: I probably could name a few more reasons, but I will spare you from an unnecessarily long list.

[cheshie6]

You know it's Monday when you feel hung-over even when you didn't drink at all the day before!



longhornwino0907, I keep a toothbrush, toothpaste, and floss in my car because lately my head hasn't been on straight. I keep the stuff the dentist gives you for free after a cleaning (travel size stuff) in the car and switch it out every 6 months (when I get new stuff).

[graysweater]

When you wake up late and have to semi rush to get out the door in a decent manner. Then as you are pulling into work you get a massive migraine and all your meds are at home.

[shadesofgold]

Jul 27, 2015 9:11:37 GMT -5 BurritosAtEveryMeal said:

Ugh my right contact fell on the floor. Then when I got out of the shower, the handle on the glass door fell off in my hand. Yay Monday!

You don't know your own strength.
 

[cateyes]

When you get to work and IT fixed your computer (yay!) and CHANGED your password without telling you (huh). Then they can't figure out what it got changed to....