I would be pissed if MH started fights with me just because he's "bored".
Absolutely! That would make me so tense being married to someone like that.
Lately when I am bored I ask my H if he wants to go to Graeter's for an ice cream cone. And when I want hot sex I get naked and start kissing him. I am pretty sure these are healthier ways to beat boredom and get laid.
When I was a kid and had to take the bus to school I would pretend that Mario from the Nintendo game was running beside the bus and make him jump over everything. Sometimes I hummed the music.
Post by wowcheezits on Aug 7, 2015 10:16:25 GMT -5
There's times I go to the staff bathroom to close my eyes and take micro naps. We have 5-6 other bathrooms within 50 feet of each other so I don't feel bad.
When I was a kid and had to take the bus to school I would pretend that Mario from the Nintendo game was running beside the bus and make him jump over everything. Sometimes I hummed the music.
SHUT. UP.
I did the same thing. Not necessarily with Mario, but I would pretend I was running next to the bus at the same speed and leaping, ducking and avoiding all of the obstacles.
FFFC: I got poop water all over my hands, arms, feet and probably my face this morning.
Oh, you need context? Dad and I roto-rootered my house this morning. As the cable retracts and coils back in the unit it FLINGS poo water as it goes. You can't run and hide because to reverse the cable someone must be physically holding the "reverse" switch. Would it be so hard for them to engineer a roto-rooter with a shield around it? Apparently the answer is: yes. Yes Dub, it's too hard. Now, take this bleach and scrub the top layers of your skin off in a shower so hot that only Daenerys Targaryen would be comfortable.
God, you're hilarious. You have my sympathies, Dub.
One time I wore a one piece bell bottom jumpsuit to a 7th grade dance. In the 90's. I was the only one wearing one. I really fit the part when "Staying Alive" came on tho.
When I was a kid and had to take the bus to school I would pretend that Mario from the Nintendo game was running beside the bus and make him jump over everything. Sometimes I hummed the music.
SHUT. UP.
I did the same thing. Not necessarily with Mario, but I would pretend I was running next to the bus at the same speed and leaping, ducking and avoiding all of the obstacles.
I went to the library at my college high once. I was running through the stacks thinking I was in a Mario game. I jumped over goombas and punched blocks.
I did the same thing. Not necessarily with Mario, but I would pretend I was running next to the bus at the same speed and leaping, ducking and avoiding all of the obstacles.
I went to the library at my college high once. I was running through the stacks thinking I was in a Mario game. I jumped over goombas and punched blocks.
Not my finest moment.
Had to read this three times to understand that you meant you were high at college. I was like WTF is a "college high?"
When I was a kid and had to take the bus to school I would pretend that Mario from the Nintendo game was running beside the bus and make him jump over everything. Sometimes I hummed the music.
SHUT. UP.
I did the same thing. Not necessarily with Mario, but I would pretend I was running next to the bus at the same speed and leaping, ducking and avoiding all of the obstacles.
I did the same thing. Not necessarily with Mario, but I would pretend I was running next to the bus at the same speed and leaping, ducking and avoiding all of the obstacles.
I went to the library at my college high once. I was running through the stacks thinking I was in a Mario game. I jumped over goombas and punched blocks.
I did the same thing. Not necessarily with Mario, but I would pretend I was running next to the bus at the same speed and leaping, ducking and avoiding all of the obstacles.
I went to the library at my college high once. I was running through the stacks thinking I was in a Mario game. I jumped over goombas and punched blocks.
Not my finest moment.
I would pay real money for a video of this. (And in my mental picture of this, you are a Disney cartoon Elphaba. Which makes it even better.)
I did the same thing. Not necessarily with Mario, but I would pretend I was running next to the bus at the same speed and leaping, ducking and avoiding all of the obstacles.
I went to the library at my college high once. I was running through the stacks thinking I was in a Mario game. I jumped over goombas and punched blocks.
Not my finest moment.
HAHAHAHAHA
I just imagine you running down the aisle punching books off the shelves and jumping over stools. I'm sure it wasn't funny, but my mental image is very very funny.
I went to the library at my college high once. I was running through the stacks thinking I was in a Mario game. I jumped over goombas and punched blocks.
If it was just pot and you were back east it was probably laced. The west coast has some crazy kush that can be intense, but I haven't come across anything half as potent east of CO.
July 2013 started TTC 7/20/2014=BFP; CP confirmed 8/1/2014 Dec 2014: Diagnosis = Unexplained IF 12/24/2014 Medicated TI (clomid)=BFN 1/22/2015: IUI #1 cancelled due to cyst 02/17/2015: IUI #2 cancelled due to another cyst 3/31/2015: IUI with Femera, 1 good follie, great sperm count = CP, my December Rainbow became an Angel
FFFC: I am in the TWW, and part of me hopes I am not KU since we are going on vacation in a couple weeks, and I want to eat all the raw fish, drink all the drinks, and go in all the hot tubs.
FFFC: I am also sort of hoping that the above logic will result in this being the month that I actually do get KU.
FFFC: I am in the TWW, and part of me hopes I am not KU since we are going on vacation in a couple weeks, and I want to eat all the raw fish, drink all the drinks, and go in all the hot tubs.
FFFC: I am also sort of hoping that the above logic will result in this being the month that I actually do get KU.
FFFC: I shave my arms, every day.
If by raw fish you mean sushi, you can eat sushi while pregnant assuming it's from a reputable place and not a gas station.
FFFC: I am in the TWW, and part of me hopes I am not KU since we are going on vacation in a couple weeks, and I want to eat all the raw fish, drink all the drinks, and go in all the hot tubs.
FFFC: I am also sort of hoping that the above logic will result in this being the month that I actually do get KU.
FFFC: I shave my arms, every day.
If by raw fish you mean sushi, you can eat sushi while pregnant assuming it's from a reputable place and not a gas station.
I did not know that! Awesome! I look forward to someday being the 7-months-pregnant lady who everyone is judging for eating sashimi.
FFFC: I am in the TWW, and part of me hopes I am not KU since we are going on vacation in a couple weeks, and I want to eat all the raw fish, drink all the drinks, and go in all the hot tubs.
FFFC: I am also sort of hoping that the above logic will result in this being the month that I actually do get KU.
FFFC: I shave my arms, every day.
I get your logic here. I just went to the package store and bought $160 worth of booze for our vacation that starts tomorrow. In my mind I'm thinking, "I'm so cool about this month's TWW. Maybe since I'm acting like there's no possibility I'm KU that I'll actually be KU. " (if that made any sense)
FFFC: I am in the TWW, and part of me hopes I am not KU since we are going on vacation in a couple weeks, and I want to eat all the raw fish, drink all the drinks, and go in all the hot tubs.
FFFC: I am also sort of hoping that the above logic will result in this being the month that I actually do get KU.
FFFC: I shave my arms, every day.
I get your logic here. I just went to the package store and bought $160 worth of booze for our vacation that starts tomorrow. In my mind I'm thinking, "I'm so cool about this month's TWW. Maybe since I'm acting like there's no possibility I'm KU that I'll actually be KU. " (if that made any sense)
FFFC: I am in the TWW, and part of me hopes I am not KU since we are going on vacation in a couple weeks, and I want to eat all the raw fish, drink all the drinks, and go in all the hot tubs.
FFFC: I am also sort of hoping that the above logic will result in this being the month that I actually do get KU.
FFFC: I shave my arms, every day.
Me too. I have dark hair on a portion of my arms so I cannot stand the way they look with hair. I wish I could wax them so I didn't have to shave everyday but arm hair stubble sucks.
Interestingly enough, my FFFC is that I only shave my legs, on average, maybe once a week. If I shave more often, I get awful razor burn and my leg hair grows out so fast that I have stubble by late afternoon anyway so I figure what's the point? MH claims he doesn't care so that's good. I live in Florida and rarely wear shorts because I don't want to shave.
Post by ♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪ on Aug 7, 2015 13:28:03 GMT -5
I've spent the last hour calling Verizon, my state sales tax department, and a neighboring local municipality to find out what a new line item on my cell phone bill is about. It's keyed to a city I don't live in.
FFFC: It's a $3.26 charge, but GDI, I want answers.
I've spent the last hour calling Verizon, my state sales tax department, and a neighboring local municipality to find out what a new line item on my cell phone bill is about. It's keyed to a city I don't live in.
FFFC: It's a $3.26 charge, but GDI, I want answers.
Our bill is auto pay, so I would probably not even notice a $3 charge, but you make me want to look and make sure I know what is in there. Phone companies are sneaky bastards, so I should be more on top of it. Good for you! Get your answers!!
One time I wore a one piece bell bottom jumpsuit to a 7th grade dance. In the 90's. I was the only one wearing one. I really fit the part when "Staying Alive" came on tho.
Ok I'm literally laughing out loud so hard at your posts (and everyone else's!) my dogs are now barking at me. And now I have to pee.
I've spent the last hour calling Verizon, my state sales tax department, and a neighboring local municipality to find out what a new line item on my cell phone bill is about. It's keyed to a city I don't live in.
FFFC: It's a $3.26 charge, but GDI, I want answers.
Our bill is auto pay, so I would probably not even notice a $3 charge, but you make me want to look and make sure I know what is in there. Phone companies are sneaky bastards, so I should be more on top of it. Good for you! Get your answers!!
This is me too. The only bill I notice when it goes up is cable. And that's because I get into a rage about my cable bill way too often.
Then Comes Family, LLC is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising
program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to Amazon.com.