Number One: Born 06.16.2009 BFP: 01.17.2014 / MC 02.05.2014 BFP: 03.08.2014 / MMC: 05.07.2014 Dx: Partial Molar/GTD. Benched until 01.2015 Number Two: Born 07.22.2016
Post by shadesofgold on Aug 7, 2015 8:49:34 GMT -5
I said I am "working from home this morning because reasons" but really I am just a little hungover from GOP debate drinking games and needed to sleep in.
Number One: Born 06.16.2009 BFP: 01.17.2014 / MC 02.05.2014 BFP: 03.08.2014 / MMC: 05.07.2014 Dx: Partial Molar/GTD. Benched until 01.2015 Number Two: Born 07.22.2016
Number One: Born 06.16.2009 BFP: 01.17.2014 / MC 02.05.2014 BFP: 03.08.2014 / MMC: 05.07.2014 Dx: Partial Molar/GTD. Benched until 01.2015 Number Two: Born 07.22.2016
FFFC: I got poop water all over my hands, arms, feet and probably my face this morning.
Oh, you need context? Dad and I roto-rootered my house this morning. As the cable retracts and coils back in the unit it FLINGS poo water as it goes. You can't run and hide because to reverse the cable someone must be physically holding the "reverse" switch. Would it be so hard for them to engineer a roto-rooter with a shield around it? Apparently the answer is: yes. Yes Dub, it's too hard. Now, take this bleach and scrub the top layers of your skin off in a shower so hot that only Daenerys Targaryen would be comfortable.
FFFC: I got poop water all over my hands, arms, feet and probably my face this morning.
Oh, you need context? Dad and I roto-rootered my house this morning. As the cable retracts and coils back in the unit it FLINGS poo water as it goes. You can't run and hide because to reverse the cable someone must be physically holding the "reverse" switch. Would it be so hard for them to engineer a roto-rooter with a shield around it? Apparently the answer is: yes. Yes Dub, it's too hard. Now, take this bleach and scrub the top layers of your skin off in a shower so hot that only Daenerys Targaryen would be comfortable.
FFFC: I got poop water all over my hands, arms, feet and probably my face this morning.
Oh, you need context? Dad and I roto-rootered my house this morning. As the cable retracts and coils back in the unit it FLINGS poo water as it goes. You can't run and hide because to reverse the cable someone must be physically holding the "reverse" switch. Would it be so hard for them to engineer a roto-rooter with a shield around it? Apparently the answer is: yes. Yes Dub, it's too hard. Now, take this bleach and scrub the top layers of your skin off in a shower so hot that only Daenerys Targaryen would be comfortable.
FFFC: I got poop water all over my hands, arms, feet and probably my face this morning.
Oh, you need context? Dad and I roto-rootered my house this morning. As the cable retracts and coils back in the unit it FLINGS poo water as it goes. You can't run and hide because to reverse the cable someone must be physically holding the "reverse" switch. Would it be so hard for them to engineer a roto-rooter with a shield around it? Apparently the answer is: yes. Yes Dub, it's too hard. Now, take this bleach and scrub the top layers of your skin off in a shower so hot that only Daenerys Targaryen would be comfortable.
Number One: Born 06.16.2009 BFP: 01.17.2014 / MC 02.05.2014 BFP: 03.08.2014 / MMC: 05.07.2014 Dx: Partial Molar/GTD. Benched until 01.2015 Number Two: Born 07.22.2016
FFFC: I got poop water all over my hands, arms, feet and probably my face this morning.
Oh, you need context? Dad and I roto-rootered my house this morning. As the cable retracts and coils back in the unit it FLINGS poo water as it goes. You can't run and hide because to reverse the cable someone must be physically holding the "reverse" switch. Would it be so hard for them to engineer a roto-rooter with a shield around it? Apparently the answer is: yes. Yes Dub, it's too hard. Now, take this bleach and scrub the top layers of your skin off in a shower so hot that only Daenerys Targaryen would be comfortable.
Been there, done that, sending you hugs.
The first time MH and his friend snaked our line (our basement was flooded), not only was it poop and pee, but someone (not me because I don't use pads) was flushing Kotex down our toilet. We think it might have been the old neighbor's daughter or whatever, but still, they were not happy campers!
FFFC: I got poop water all over my hands, arms, feet and probably my face this morning.
Oh, you need context? Dad and I roto-rootered my house this morning. As the cable retracts and coils back in the unit it FLINGS poo water as it goes. You can't run and hide because to reverse the cable someone must be physically holding the "reverse" switch. Would it be so hard for them to engineer a roto-rooter with a shield around it? Apparently the answer is: yes. Yes Dub, it's too hard. Now, take this bleach and scrub the top layers of your skin off in a shower so hot that only Daenerys Targaryen would be comfortable.
FFFC: I got poop water all over my hands, arms, feet and probably my face this morning.
Oh, you need context? Dad and I roto-rootered my house this morning. As the cable retracts and coils back in the unit it FLINGS poo water as it goes. You can't run and hide because to reverse the cable someone must be physically holding the "reverse" switch. Would it be so hard for them to engineer a roto-rooter with a shield around it? Apparently the answer is: yes. Yes Dub, it's too hard. Now, take this bleach and scrub the top layers of your skin off in a shower so hot that only Daenerys Targaryen would be comfortable.
Been there, done that, sending you hugs.
The first time MH and his friend snaked our line (our basement was flooded), not only was it poop and pee, but someone (not me because I don't use pads) was flushing Kotex down our toilet. We think it might have been the old neighbor's daughter or whatever, but still, they were not happy campers!
The first time we had to do it we pulled out cotton rags. WTF? That was only the first few months being in the house, so all I can imagine is that the previous owner flushed rags? Weird. I had been flushing tampons but after today have decided to put an end to that. The main problem is roots but I think we could go longer without snaking out the plumbing if we stick to just toilet paper as that degrades and passes easier than feminine products.
The first time MH and his friend snaked our line (our basement was flooded), not only was it poop and pee, but someone (not me because I don't use pads) was flushing Kotex down our toilet. We think it might have been the old neighbor's daughter or whatever, but still, they were not happy campers!
The first time we had to do it we pulled out cotton rags. WTF? That was only the first few months being in the house, so all I can imagine is that the previous owner flushed rags? Weird. I had been flushing tampons but after today have decided to put an end to that. The main problem is roots but I think we could go longer without snaking out the plumbing if we stick to just toilet paper as that degrades and passes easier than feminine products.
Yeah, the last time MH snaked the pipe, he was getting roots so now we just only flush toilet paper down there. I was flushing tampons and hair from when I would clean my brushes but I throw both of those out now.
MH's friend who helped us snake the pipe the first time, at his house, he was finding socks. The prior owner had a teenage son, so that would explain things.
And not to make this thread about plumbing, here's my FFFC:
My parents are moving down south and at first I was really upset about it. I still am, but at least it'll give me an excuse to go away with MH once and a while (plane tickets to see them are going to be expensive so only one of us could fly down).
FFFC: Some of the classes I teach are much more frustrating when I have a jam-packed class. So sometimes I 'forget' to publicize them as well as other classes. That way I get a less annoying amount of students.
FFFC: Sometimes I pick fights with my husband because I'm bored. It livens up the day and then it leads to hot sex.
I would be pissed if MH started fights with me just because he's "bored".
Absolutely! That would make me so tense being married to someone like that.
Lately when I am bored I ask my H if he wants to go to Graeter's for an ice cream cone. And when I want hot sex I get naked and start kissing him. I am pretty sure these are healthier ways to beat boredom and get laid.
July 2013 started TTC 7/20/2014=BFP; CP confirmed 8/1/2014 Dec 2014: Diagnosis = Unexplained IF 12/24/2014 Medicated TI (clomid)=BFN 1/22/2015: IUI #1 cancelled due to cyst 02/17/2015: IUI #2 cancelled due to another cyst 3/31/2015: IUI with Femera, 1 good follie, great sperm count = CP, my December Rainbow became an Angel
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