FFFC - Spill Ladies

[doublehammock]

Whatcha got?

[doublehammock]

I just had a great poop. It will probably be the highlight of my day.

[doublehammock]

Also, yesterday our car broke down and I'm pretty sure it's because I ran out of gas. It still wouldn't start after putting gas in.

I'm annoyed we have to pay to get it towed and such, but DH dealt with it and now I don't have to drag my 3-year-old to the dealership for our scheduled maintenance. So I'm calling it a win in my book.

[steveo]

I completely forgot it was MH's birthday yesterday, all the way until lunch, at which point I scrambled around like a nut around my office to get a gift / cake etc.

(When he arrived home from work, M & I jumped out and yelled HBD! at the top of our lungs, and we had cake and gifts and cards for him, and he seemed happy. But it was not my finest wife moment.)

[britta]

DS and I are heading out of town for my cousin's wedding this weekend. H is staying home because he's on call. Its about a 4 hour drive that I'll be making alone. With a toddler. Confession: I fed FD a "light" breakfast this AM in the hopes he will eat a big lunch and then crash in the car for at least half the trip.

Second confession related to this weekend? I'm seriously contemplating skipping the actual ceremony and attending just the reception with DS. The wedding is at 2 (nap time) and outdoors on what is supposed to be the hottest day of the year so far. I already know DS will not sit through the wedding and will be cranky from no/a short nap. DNW to be chasing a cranky, hot toddler in heels while cousin and his FI are saying their vows just so I can say I was proper and didn't attend the reception without also attending the ceremony. Oh well. Rather have DS take a good nap so we can see everyone at the reception.

[bluedot]

I don't think I will find another name I love as much as DS's for this baby.

[danenikki]

I may have been an hour late to work on Monday and I may have forgotten to put a slip in for that time.

[jags8]

I almost over trusted a fart yesterday. I am SO glad I decided to go to the bathroom instead.

[ladywolff]

I'm going to my friends third baby shower tomorrow, and I would be cancelling right now if I weren't one of the co-hosts.

[beyoncepadthai]

I spent $200 at a thirty one party yesterday. I don't really like their bags. I think they're expensive for their quality. I felt guilted into buying.

[beyoncepadthai]

That's sounds like the perfect lunch @ismellbooks

[beyoncepadthai]

Me too @pennygirl2013. I don't even like to look at my house from the outside at night if it's not lit up. It looks so ominous.

[MissMusic]

I get angry when DH forgets things, and lately he's been no help. He's usually Superman around here, but lately he's dropped the ball and I'm angry!

-he can't keep DD on her schedule, I don't know why.
-he's distracted all the time
-I can't get a nap or rest when I feel like puking because he disappears or lets DD poke & prod me
-No help cleaning
-forgets my birthday and did nothing for Mother's Day, even though all I asked for was for DD to draw me a picture.

I might blow a fuse today.

[bluedot]

I had a turkey sandwich for lunch. Did not heat the turkey.

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Aug 14, 2015 12:30:20 GMT -5 bluedot said:

I had a turkey sandwich for lunch. Did not heat the turkey.

You rebel.

I spent way too much at Michael's today. I'll probably just pretend like the picture frames DH needed cost more than they really did so it doesn't look like I wasted so much.

[samesister]

I have been watching YouTube beauty videos during my toddler's naps all week. Not doing any housework, laundry, nothing!

ETA: and I guess my confession preceding this should be that my guilty pleasure is watching YouTube beauty videos. 

[jags8]

Aug 14, 2015 14:42:21 GMT -5 @ismellbooks said:

FFFC: There's a hair tie looped and holding my shorts up.

I really hoped to get through the end of summer with my regular clothes. Damn short torso.

I also have a short torso (under 5')! Right now I'm really thankful I held onto some of my shorts and pants from when I weighed 20 more pounds than now. They fit perfectly with all this bloating!

[wittyandwaiting]

Aug 14, 2015 11:02:20 GMT -5 beyoncepadthai said:

I spent $200 at a thirty one party yesterday. I don't really like their bags. I think they're expensive for their quality. I felt guilted into buying.

This is totally related to my confession. My sister-in-law is selling thirty one; I refuse to look at the catalog, I refuse to have a party, I know I'm not going to like anything and I don't want to. I'm totally planning on using this pregnancy as an excuse to not host one or buy anything.

[okiemama]

DH is coming down with something and went to the dr today. My first thought was "seriously- so you're going to be no help with the kids all weekend when my morning sickness is just starting to set in AND my birthday is in a few days?" What a great wife I am.

[beyoncepadthai]

Aug 14, 2015 14:53:37 GMT -5 wittyandwaiting said:

Aug 14, 2015 11:02:20 GMT -5 beyoncepadthai said:

I spent $200 at a thirty one party yesterday. I don't really like their bags. I think they're expensive for their quality. I felt guilted into buying.

This is totally related to my confession. My sister-in-law is selling thirty one; I refuse to look at the catalog, I refuse to have a party, I know I'm not going to like anything and I don't want to. I'm totally planning on using this pregnancy as an excuse to not host one or buy anything.

I did stick to my guns about hosting a party. I'm not going to harass my friends into spending $65 for a tote bag that's so thin you can see through it is stupid. I feel dumb for buying anything.

[beyoncepadthai]

Aug 14, 2015 14:21:29 GMT -5 samesister said:

I have been watching YouTube beauty videos during my toddler's naps all week. Not doing any housework, laundry, nothing!

ETA: and I guess my confession preceding this should be that my guilty pleasure is watching YouTube beauty videos. 

I watch these all the time. LusterLux and Chrisspy are my faves.

[beyoncepadthai]

Aug 14, 2015 12:33:48 GMT -5 @pennygirl2013 said:

Aug 14, 2015 11:25:01 GMT -5 beyoncepadthai said:

Me too @pennygirl2013. I don't even like to look at my house from the outside at night if it's not lit up. It looks so ominous.

If I come home alone without DH and there's no lights on I panic. I have the most irrational thoughts, like someone hiding in the bushes on the side of our house. 

Luckily we don't have any bushes for any one to hide in but we don't use our upstairs. I convince myself that someone is living up there and I just don't know it. I swear if I look at the upstairs windows someone looks back at me. I'm totally paranoid. I feel your pain.

[doodler]

Aug 14, 2015 17:54:42 GMT -5 beyoncepadthai said:

Aug 14, 2015 12:33:48 GMT -5 @pennygirl2013 said:

If I come home alone without DH and there's no lights on I panic. I have the most irrational thoughts, like someone hiding in the bushes on the side of our house. 

Luckily we don't have any bushes for any one to hide in but we don't use our upstairs. I convince myself that someone is living up there and I just don't know it. I swear if I look at the upstairs windows someone looks back at me. I'm totally paranoid. I feel your pain.

I feel this way about my basement. My thought is always OMG what if someone came in the back door and is hanging out down there! #teamscaredycat

[PiradicalMaid]

I made smoothies for me and LO for dinner. And not smoothies with hidden veggies and protein- the fruit and juice kind. This still counts as dinner, right? My 4-year-old wouldn't have eaten anything I cooked anyway...

[mrsk23]

I skipped a meeting today and claimed I forgot. My boss was like "pregnancy brain is a real thing!" LOL

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DH is drinking a pumpkin beer. And I just keep thinking... that should be MY pumpkin beer. I want it. 

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Aug 14, 2015 18:17:23 GMT -5 doodler said:

Aug 14, 2015 17:54:42 GMT -5 beyoncepadthai said:

Luckily we don't have any bushes for any one to hide in but we don't use our upstairs. I convince myself that someone is living up there and I just don't know it. I swear if I look at the upstairs windows someone looks back at me. I'm totally paranoid. I feel your pain.

I feel this way about my basement. My thought is always OMG what if someone came in the back door and is hanging out down there! #teamscaredycat

I hated staying at home with just DD when DH went on a work trip. I checked the closets before bed.

[doodler]

Aug 14, 2015 20:17:37 GMT -5 @aest said:

DH is drinking a pumpkin beer. And I just keep thinking... that should be MY pumpkin beer. I want it. 

We buy a case of pumking every year. This year I will be saving it for spring!

[sammie]

Aug 14, 2015 20:17:37 GMT -5 @aest said:

DH is drinking a pumpkin beer. And I just keep thinking... that should be MY pumpkin beer. I want it. 

Yep I got a bunch of Coronas and limes in the fridge. Gonna be hard watching other people drink them.

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Aug 14, 2015 20:23:29 GMT -5 doodler said:

Aug 14, 2015 20:17:37 GMT -5 @aest said:

DH is drinking a pumpkin beer. And I just keep thinking... that should be MY pumpkin beer. I want it. 

We buy a case of pumking every year. This year I will be saving it for spring!

I think I need to get some for after this LO. This is the 4th pumpkin beer season I'm missing out on.