Boobs is the least of my worries. I just played 'what's my super power?' H put 'dick fingers' and my FUCKING DAD PUT 'being fat and stupid' omg omg. I cant I need to be drunnnnkkkkkeerrrrr.
Lol at dick fingers!!!!
Yeeeaaa...my dad and BIL thought it was hilarious too. Gah.
I keep going back and forth on telling my mom we are ttc. She's my best friend and I tell her everything but we have never ever ever even had the sex talk lol
I haven't told my mom for this reason too! Yes I'm 32...still can't talk to my mom about sex.
She's my momma. I'll always be her innocent angel LOL
Ermagahd. I'm totally playing CAH with my.fucking.parents.
I forgot how sexually inappropriate this is until now. Oy.
I played with my MIL last week. That was.......interesting.
MH and BIL were playing and very thankful MIL wasn't there. They both said they will absolutely not play with their mother. I'm taking her on vacation in a week so this shall be interesting. I've never even slept in the same house as her, let alone the same room for 5 nights.
She's my momma. I'll always be her innocent angel LOL
My mom is my best friend and I really loathe talking about sex and/or TTC with her. It creeps me out.
I will probably tell my MiL next week. Because I'm going to run out of things to talk about and she knows about our loss because I was drunk crying one night and spilled my guts.
Post by onesweetworld on Aug 17, 2015 21:27:18 GMT -5
Can someone make a list o topics to talk to your MiL about for 5 nights and 6 days in a tropical isolated location. At a resort that is geared for couples so I doubt we will make friends
Can someone make a list o topics to talk to your MiL about for 5 nights and 6 days in a tropical isolated location. At a resort that is geared for couples so I doubt we will make friends
This is what I talk to/listen to my MIL about: - Diana Krall - Her garden - How great her son is - More about how great H is etc.
Can someone make a list o topics to talk to your MiL about for 5 nights and 6 days in a tropical isolated location. At a resort that is geared for couples so I doubt we will make friends
The weather and how it's treating your hair Her son and all his achievements Booze Food What spa treatments you plan/want to get The food and which restaurants are good/which to avoid Her views on politics How she met her husband Her newlywed years
More MIL approved topics: - H's short lived career in baseball (he was a mediocre little leaguer in everyone's mind except hers) - Her thoughts on when I should have babies (hint: a while ago) - Things that FIL does that annoy her - How I could improve my cooking
That could be my worst nightmare. We accidently started watching Don John with my in laws. It was like watching a porn and I wanted to die.
Oh my god! That's like when I was watching wedding crashers with my FIL and just him alone. And I don't know if you recall but there is like three minutes straight of just boobs over and over again. Yikes!
DOOD. I was just going to share my story about Wedding Crashers. My Mom saw it and said it was hilarious and I should take my new guy-friend to see it. SUPER AWKWARD. Didn't help that I was 18 and never had a bf at that point.
ETA: Told boy "yeah my Mom said it was so funny and we should watch it" THANKS MOM.
Oh my god! That's like when I was watching wedding crashers with my FIL and just him alone. And I don't know if you recall but there is like three minutes straight of just boobs over and over again. Yikes!
DOOD. I was just going to share my story about Wedding Crashers. My Mom saw it and said it was hilarious and I should take my new guy-friend to see it. SUPER AWKWARD. Didn't help that I was 18 and never had a bf at that point.
ETA: Told boy "yeah my Mom said it was so funny and we should watch it" THANKS MOM.
My mom took my brother and I to see Team America World Police in theater. Puppet sex is surprisingly awkward.
Can someone make a list o topics to talk to your MiL about for 5 nights and 6 days in a tropical isolated location. At a resort that is geared for couples so I doubt we will make friends
This is what I talk to/listen to my MIL about: - Diana Krall - Her garden - How great her son is - More about how great H is etc.
I read the points after Diana Krall as if they were pertaining to Diana Krall... Like, talk about Diana Krall's son, or Diana Krall's garden....
I'm just tipsy enough that I need to stay away from Facebook. I'm all full of myself from a good performance review today and I want to hassle people on the HOA Facebook page.
Oh my god! That's like when I was watching wedding crashers with my FIL and just him alone. And I don't know if you recall but there is like three minutes straight of just boobs over and over again. Yikes!
DOOD. I was just going to share my story about Wedding Crashers. My Mom saw it and said it was hilarious and I should take my new guy-friend to see it. SUPER AWKWARD. Didn't help that I was 18 and never had a bf at that point.
ETA: Told boy "yeah my Mom said it was so funny and we should watch it" THANKS MOM.
That.is.hysterical. I can't even believe a mom would think that movie is funny but my mom and my dad are into got and girls so anything is possible.
Brb going to shower in the amazingness that is city water. I'm taking two showers - one now and one tomorrow before I leave. I hate our well water.
I feel like my hair is always way way softer after taking a shower at my parent's house with well water.
I am not a fan of lack of water pressure and smelly sulfur water. Give me that glorious odorless strong water any day! I am a very quick showerer at home because I hate the water so much. H's idea of foreplay is showering together and I loathe the idea of showering more than necessary.
I feel like my hair is always way way softer after taking a shower at my parent's house with well water.
I am not a fan of lack of water pressure and smelly sulfur water. Give me that glorious odorless strong water any day! I am a very quick showerer at home because I hate the water so much. H's idea of foreplay is showering together and I loathe the idea of showering more than necessary.
Hmm, their water isn't sulpher-y but the water pressure isn't as great - true.
DOOD. I was just going to share my story about Wedding Crashers. My Mom saw it and said it was hilarious and I should take my new guy-friend to see it. SUPER AWKWARD. Didn't help that I was 18 and never had a bf at that point.
ETA: Told boy "yeah my Mom said it was so funny and we should watch it" THANKS MOM.
That.is.hysterical. I can't even believe a mom would think that movie is funny but my mom and my dad are into got and girls so anything is possible.
I use to walk down the stairs when my mom was watching Queer as Folk. Talk about awkward.
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