Let's talk crazy stories- College or your "Younger" Years

[pinkcat]

My college roommate and I were reminiscing about freshman year last night, and all of the ridiculous situations we got ourselves into.

What's your craziest story from your "younger days?" What stories do you look back on and think OMG what the hell were we thinking?

[Ray]

So not much of a story but when I was in HS our outdoor Ed class would always have parties on Wednesday's bc we had first period free Thursday. One Thursday I walked in and everyone greeted me with an English accent. I had no idea what was going in. Finally my BF said "Ray! Nice to see you standing!" Apparently I had been speaking to everyone in a British accent all night until I passed out.

[pinkcat]

I'll try to keep this one as short as I can. This isn't something we did but it was by far the craziest story of our college years.

DH (BF at time) went uptown one night and drank a lot. We went back to my apartment, but our friend called and asked DH if he had been back to his apartment at all that night, and if he had, had he broken the front door of the apartment down?

DH said "uh no, I definitely did not" and friend said "Well then someone else did and they are now locked in your bedroom.."

DH and I rush over to his apartment, where we see random guy sitting on couch. We go into his bedroom and there is a girl completely naked, spread eagle in his bed...

With smashed up fudge stripe cookies EVERYWHERE. Literally a whole package of them had been crumpled and her and the random guy had rolled around in them. She had cookie crumbs and chocolate all over her. Police had to come because doors were broken down, etc. and we had to make sure that we didn't have to pay for the damage.

We found out later that she lived in the apartment building next door and had just gotten confused because she was drunk- she lived in Building 8 number 10, and they were building 9 number 10. They broke the door down because they thought it was her apartment. They were so drunk they didn't realize even once inside it wasn't her apartment.

DH's mom wanted him to just wash the sheets and keep them. Um no, those went right in the garbage. Thanks anyway MIL.

[ironbaby]

Aug 21, 2015 10:45:43 GMT -5 pinkcat said:

I'll try to keep this one as short as I can. This isn't something we did but it was by far the craziest story of our college years.

DH (BF at time) went uptown one night and drank a lot. We went back to my apartment, but our friend called and asked DH if he had been back to his apartment at all that night, and if he had, had he broken the front door of the apartment down?

DH said "uh no, I definitely did not" and friend said "Well then someone else did and they are now locked in your bedroom.."

DH and I rush over to his apartment, where we see random guy sitting on couch. We go into his bedroom and there is a girl completely naked, spread eagle in his bed...

With smashed up fudge stripe cookies EVERYWHERE. Literally a whole package of them had been crumpled and her and the random guy had rolled around in them. She had cookie crumbs and chocolate all over her. Police had to come because doors were broken down, etc. and we had to make sure that we didn't have to pay for the damage.

We found out later that she lived in the apartment building next door and had just gotten confused because she was drunk- she lived in Building 8 number 10, and they were building 9 number 10. They broke the door down because they thought it was her apartment. They were so drunk they didn't realize even once inside it wasn't her apartment.

DH's mom wanted him to just wash the sheets and keep them. Um no, those went right in the garbage. Thanks anyway MIL.

This is an amazing story.

[swivelchair5]

Aug 21, 2015 10:45:43 GMT -5 pinkcat said:

I'll try to keep this one as short as I can. This isn't something we did but it was by far the craziest story of our college years.

DH (BF at time) went uptown one night and drank a lot. We went back to my apartment, but our friend called and asked DH if he had been back to his apartment at all that night, and if he had, had he broken the front door of the apartment down?

DH said "uh no, I definitely did not" and friend said "Well then someone else did and they are now locked in your bedroom.."

DH and I rush over to his apartment, where we see random guy sitting on couch. We go into his bedroom and there is a girl completely naked, spread eagle in his bed...

With smashed up fudge stripe cookies EVERYWHERE. Literally a whole package of them had been crumpled and her and the random guy had rolled around in them. She had cookie crumbs and chocolate all over her. Police had to come because doors were broken down, etc. and we had to make sure that we didn't have to pay for the damage.

We found out later that she lived in the apartment building next door and had just gotten confused because she was drunk- she lived in Building 8 number 10, and they were building 9 number 10. They broke the door down because they thought it was her apartment. They were so drunk they didn't realize even once inside it wasn't her apartment.

DH's mom wanted him to just wash the sheets and keep them. Um no, those went right in the garbage. Thanks anyway MIL.

Lurking, but I have a similar story about drunk people wandering into the wrong apartment.  At a friend's apartment once, a drunk girl just opened the front door and walked in.  She looks around, surveying the crowd, then reaches under her skirt, pulls out her tampon, tosses it to the floor and asks, 'anybody want to have sex?'  She then passes out face-down on the floor and the police and EMTs came to get her (and her tampon).  Apparently she lived in the same apartment, one building over.

[acorn99]

Aug 21, 2015 11:17:28 GMT -5 swivelchair5 said:

Aug 21, 2015 10:45:43 GMT -5 pinkcat said:

I'll try to keep this one as short as I can. This isn't something we did but it was by far the craziest story of our college years.

DH (BF at time) went uptown one night and drank a lot. We went back to my apartment, but our friend called and asked DH if he had been back to his apartment at all that night, and if he had, had he broken the front door of the apartment down?

DH said "uh no, I definitely did not" and friend said "Well then someone else did and they are now locked in your bedroom.."

DH and I rush over to his apartment, where we see random guy sitting on couch. We go into his bedroom and there is a girl completely naked, spread eagle in his bed...

With smashed up fudge stripe cookies EVERYWHERE. Literally a whole package of them had been crumpled and her and the random guy had rolled around in them. She had cookie crumbs and chocolate all over her. Police had to come because doors were broken down, etc. and we had to make sure that we didn't have to pay for the damage.

We found out later that she lived in the apartment building next door and had just gotten confused because she was drunk- she lived in Building 8 number 10, and they were building 9 number 10. They broke the door down because they thought it was her apartment. They were so drunk they didn't realize even once inside it wasn't her apartment.

DH's mom wanted him to just wash the sheets and keep them. Um no, those went right in the garbage. Thanks anyway MIL.

Lurking, but I have a similar story about drunk people wandering into the wrong apartment.  At a friend's apartment once, a drunk girl just opened the front door and walked in.  She looks around, surveying the crowd, then reaches under her skirt, pulls out her tampon, tosses it to the floor and asks, 'anybody want to have sex?'  She then passes out face-down on the floor and the police and EMTs came to get her (and her tampon).  Apparently she lived in the same apartment, one building over.

[Ray]

Aug 21, 2015 11:17:28 GMT -5 swivelchair5 said:

Aug 21, 2015 10:45:43 GMT -5 pinkcat said:

I'll try to keep this one as short as I can. This isn't something we did but it was by far the craziest story of our college years.

DH (BF at time) went uptown one night and drank a lot. We went back to my apartment, but our friend called and asked DH if he had been back to his apartment at all that night, and if he had, had he broken the front door of the apartment down?

DH said "uh no, I definitely did not" and friend said "Well then someone else did and they are now locked in your bedroom.."

DH and I rush over to his apartment, where we see random guy sitting on couch. We go into his bedroom and there is a girl completely naked, spread eagle in his bed...

With smashed up fudge stripe cookies EVERYWHERE. Literally a whole package of them had been crumpled and her and the random guy had rolled around in them. She had cookie crumbs and chocolate all over her. Police had to come because doors were broken down, etc. and we had to make sure that we didn't have to pay for the damage.

We found out later that she lived in the apartment building next door and had just gotten confused because she was drunk- she lived in Building 8 number 10, and they were building 9 number 10. They broke the door down because they thought it was her apartment. They were so drunk they didn't realize even once inside it wasn't her apartment.

DH's mom wanted him to just wash the sheets and keep them. Um no, those went right in the garbage. Thanks anyway MIL.

Lurking, but I have a similar story about drunk people wandering into the wrong apartment.  At a friend's apartment once, a drunk girl just opened the front door and walked in.  She looks around, surveying the crowd, then reaches under her skirt, pulls out her tampon, tosses it to the floor and asks, 'anybody want to have sex?'  She then passes out face-down on the floor and the police and EMTs came to get her (and her tampon).  Apparently she lived in the same apartment, one building over.

Wut. The. Actual. Fuck.

[singingsea]

Shrooming in the desert when I lived in Arizona.

My friend and I got drunk and stole a traffic cone.

We also used to get drunk and steal people's christmas decorations and return them in the summer.

Streaking. A lot of streaking.

I'm very glad this was all before facebook.

[singingsea]

Aug 21, 2015 11:17:28 GMT -5 swivelchair5 said:

Aug 21, 2015 10:45:43 GMT -5 pinkcat said:

I'll try to keep this one as short as I can. This isn't something we did but it was by far the craziest story of our college years.

DH (BF at time) went uptown one night and drank a lot. We went back to my apartment, but our friend called and asked DH if he had been back to his apartment at all that night, and if he had, had he broken the front door of the apartment down?

DH said "uh no, I definitely did not" and friend said "Well then someone else did and they are now locked in your bedroom.."

DH and I rush over to his apartment, where we see random guy sitting on couch. We go into his bedroom and there is a girl completely naked, spread eagle in his bed...

With smashed up fudge stripe cookies EVERYWHERE. Literally a whole package of them had been crumpled and her and the random guy had rolled around in them. She had cookie crumbs and chocolate all over her. Police had to come because doors were broken down, etc. and we had to make sure that we didn't have to pay for the damage.

We found out later that she lived in the apartment building next door and had just gotten confused because she was drunk- she lived in Building 8 number 10, and they were building 9 number 10. They broke the door down because they thought it was her apartment. They were so drunk they didn't realize even once inside it wasn't her apartment.

DH's mom wanted him to just wash the sheets and keep them. Um no, those went right in the garbage. Thanks anyway MIL.

Lurking, but I have a similar story about drunk people wandering into the wrong apartment.  At a friend's apartment once, a drunk girl just opened the front door and walked in.  She looks around, surveying the crowd, then reaches under her skirt, pulls out her tampon, tosses it to the floor and asks, 'anybody want to have sex?'  She then passes out face-down on the floor and the police and EMTs came to get her (and her tampon).  Apparently she lived in the same apartment, one building over.

This won.

[JustJudy]

OMG pinkcat, and swivelchair5, So funny and mortifying for the other people.

I have quite a few - I'm lucky I made it out of college without alcohol poisoning - but I'll just share two.

When I was a freshman I got so drunk one night that apparently two guy friends brought me to my room to put me to sleep - at different times. I vaguely remember the first one leading me back to my room, but when I went to breakfast the next morning one of my other friends asked if I remember him carrying me to bed around 2 in the morning. Nope! Thank god I was fully dressed at least! I seriously had the best guy friends.

The other - not my proudest moment - was at a friend's parents' house while they were away. This was right before J and I started dating officially. LSS, she and my other BFFs were outside after they had cut me off and I was inside. I grabbed a bottle of Captain Morgan, closed the sliding glass door and locked it, and started drinking straight from the bottle. They were yelling for the people inside to take the bottle from me while J ran around to the front door. Someone was successful. They gave me a few more beers after that - or so I thought - they were beer cans filled with water! I've never thrown up so much in my life. :/

[JustJudy]

Aug 21, 2015 11:47:00 GMT -5 singingsea said:

I'm very glad this was all before facebook.

Seriously! So glad the only photographic evidence I have are hard copies of photos from actual cameras!.

[singingsea]

Aug 21, 2015 11:50:47 GMT -5 JustJudy said:

Aug 21, 2015 11:47:00 GMT -5 singingsea said:

I'm very glad this was all before facebook.

Seriously! So glad the only photographic evidence I have are hard copies of photos from actual cameras!.

I kinda feel bad for kids today because anyone can document one stupid mistake. And it go viral. I plan on telling DS not to be friends with douche bags.

[requiressnacks]

My most memorable evening: I went on a spring break trip to Las Vegas with some friends. I met a pilot at Studio 54 nightclub and we hit it off instantly. We danced the night away and then he bought a bottle of champagne and we ran out of the club with it and up to to his room. I then proceeded to "model" his pilot uniform. The funniest part about it is that I had my digital camera in my purse so there are photos of it all (us meeting, the champagne, the modeling session). I still have those pics somewhere...

Hands down - the most memorable one night stand I've ever had. (the only actually...)

And a big giant second for this all happening pre-Facebook. I cannot even imagine what college kids have to deal with today.

[jense927]

In my freshman year, it was snowing out and DH (then BF at the time) where having a snowball fight outside with a bunch of friends. We went back to his dorm room with about 10 of us and since my clothes were wet from the snow I wanted to change. DH had the bottom bunk and a "privacy sheet".

Since I slept there pretty much every night I had an extra pair of pants I kept there. So I pulled down the privacy sheet to get changed and instead of pulling down the sheet to the bottom bunk I pulled down the sheet to the top bunk. Apparently his roommate was up there having sex with his GF and I totally exposed them to a room of 10+ people. Totally mortifying. I felt terrible!

[requiressnacks]

Aug 21, 2015 12:09:21 GMT -5 jense927 said:

In my freshman year, it was snowing out and DH (then BF at the time) where having a snowball fight outside with a bunch of friends. We went back to his dorm room with about 10 of us and since my clothes were wet from the snow I wanted to change. DH had the bottom bunk and a "privacy sheet".

Since I slept there pretty much every night I had an extra pair of pants I kept there. So I pulled down the privacy sheet to get changed and instead of pulling down the sheet to the bottom bunk I pulled down the sheet to the top bunk. Apparently his roommate was up there having sex with his GF and I totally exposed them to a room of 10+ people. Totally mortifying. I felt terrible!

I love "privacy sheet."  What happened to putting a sock on the door?!

[TheEleventhHour]

I have many, many stories but the best/worst was the time I visited my cousin at college her freshman year. We are 4 years apart so I was 22 and had just graduated a few months before. I got totally drunk and made out with one of her friends. I remember trying to go back to his room and everyone stopping me. I woke up seriously hungover and pissed about the cock block. My cousin then informed me he had graduated high school early and had just turned 17. She thought I would have not wanted to have sex with, essentially, a high school aged kid so in hindsight she had done me a solid.

In my defense it was Halloween and he was dressed up as David Bowie. And he seriously looked like him. Apparently David Bowie does it for me.

[pinkcat]

Aug 21, 2015 12:15:40 GMT -5 TheEleventhHour said:

I have many, many stories but the best/worst was the time I visited my cousin at college her freshman year. We are 4 years apart so I was 22 and had just graduated a few months before. I got totally drunk and made out with one of her friends. I remember trying to go back to his room and everyone stopping me. I woke up seriously hungover and pissed about the cock block. My cousin then informed me he had graduated high school early and had just turned 17. She thought I would have not wanted to have sex with, essentially, a high school aged kid so in hindsight she had done me a solid.

In my defense it was Halloween and he was dressed up as David Bowie. And he seriously looked like him. Apparently David Bowie does it for me.

Ha! This is great.

This reminds me of another story- my roommate went to a "T" party for her sorority and everyone had to dress up as something that started with a T. She dressed up as Tinky Winky from Teletubbies as a joke and all night long she had this guy ALL over her. He kept whispering things to her like "I just am so turned on by Tinky Winky, I love how purple he is." He tried to go home with her that night but needless to say that did not happen.

[mrsw062610]

Aug 21, 2015 11:17:28 GMT -5 swivelchair5 said:

Aug 21, 2015 10:45:43 GMT -5 pinkcat said:

I'll try to keep this one as short as I can. This isn't something we did but it was by far the craziest story of our college years.

DH (BF at time) went uptown one night and drank a lot. We went back to my apartment, but our friend called and asked DH if he had been back to his apartment at all that night, and if he had, had he broken the front door of the apartment down?

DH said "uh no, I definitely did not" and friend said "Well then someone else did and they are now locked in your bedroom.."

DH and I rush over to his apartment, where we see random guy sitting on couch. We go into his bedroom and there is a girl completely naked, spread eagle in his bed...

With smashed up fudge stripe cookies EVERYWHERE. Literally a whole package of them had been crumpled and her and the random guy had rolled around in them. She had cookie crumbs and chocolate all over her. Police had to come because doors were broken down, etc. and we had to make sure that we didn't have to pay for the damage.

We found out later that she lived in the apartment building next door and had just gotten confused because she was drunk- she lived in Building 8 number 10, and they were building 9 number 10. They broke the door down because they thought it was her apartment. They were so drunk they didn't realize even once inside it wasn't her apartment.

DH's mom wanted him to just wash the sheets and keep them. Um no, those went right in the garbage. Thanks anyway MIL.

Lurking, but I have a similar story about drunk people wandering into the wrong apartment.  At a friend's apartment once, a drunk girl just opened the front door and walked in.  She looks around, surveying the crowd, then reaches under her skirt, pulls out her tampon, tosses it to the floor and asks, 'anybody want to have sex?'  She then passes out face-down on the floor and the police and EMTs came to get her (and her tampon).  Apparently she lived in the same apartment, one building over.

I cannot stop laughing at this. HILARIOUS.

[titania]

oh man these stories make me miss college!

I have so many stories, but here is one from my freshman year. My dorm was super small freshman year, so we never really locked our doors (not at all the best idea, but that is just what everyone did). One random Tuesday or Wednesday morning like 5am I sort of hear my door open. My roommate was asleep on the bottom bunk, so I knew it wasn't her and I felt the bed kind of shake like someone was climbing up to the top bunk where I slept. I thought it was my then bf (who was pledging a fraternity) who had come in and wanted to get in bed with me. I open my eyes to see not him, but a girl from down the hall literally falling on top of me... without any pants on. Like dead weight drunk no pants girl on top of me. She was totally out cold. I somehow managed to extricate myself from her, woke my roommate up and we tried to sleep together in her bed until we had to get up. When I got up to go to class. No pants girl was still passed out and would not get up. She kept mumbling and going back to sleep. Finally when I got back from class we were able to get her up, gave her a blanket to cover up and sent her on her way. She never apologized - just looked confused. And the blanket was left outside our door the next day. We locked our door from then on

[ironbaby]

I came home from college for New Years and went to a party at a friend's house. By 5 til midnight, I wasn't drunk, so a bunch of us went shot-for-shot til midnight. It worked, a bit too well. Highlights of the evening:

- My BFF and I went and sat on the tailgate with a bottle of tequila and just kept slamming it.
- I leaned over one of those big oil tanks in their yard and threw up. It was perfect cuz I could lay against it and it would hold me up while letting me get sick down the other side.
- Best part. I needed to throw up again, but a friend of mine (guy) was passed out on the floor in the bathroom. His head was closest to the toilet, face up. So I knelt over his face and puked.

I couldn't drink for years after that. Luckily I was with great friends!

[littlelion]

Ok my story isn't as crazy as the others on here. Confession: I smoked weed in college. One time, while lighting a bong, I leaned over and lit my long hair on fire. Luckily one of guys I was with had quick reflexes and damage was minimal. And, of course, we thought it was hilarious.

[requiressnacks]

Aug 21, 2015 14:12:40 GMT -5 ironbaby said:

I came home from college for New Years and went to a party at a friend's house. By 5 til midnight, I wasn't drunk, so a bunch of us went shot-for-shot til midnight. It worked, a bit too well. Highlights of the evening:

- My BFF and I went and sat on the tailgate with a bottle of tequila and just kept slamming it.
- I leaned over one of those big oil tanks in their yard and threw up. It was perfect cuz I could lay against it and it would hold me up while letting me get sick down the other side.
- Best part. I needed to throw up again, but a friend of mine (guy) was passed out on the floor in the bathroom. His head was closest to the toilet, face up. So I knelt over his face and puked.

I couldn't drink for years after that. Luckily I was with great friends!

Did your puke go in his nose and mouth?!

[ironbaby]

Aug 21, 2015 14:45:20 GMT -5 requiressnacks said:

Aug 21, 2015 14:12:40 GMT -5 ironbaby said:

I came home from college for New Years and went to a party at a friend's house. By 5 til midnight, I wasn't drunk, so a bunch of us went shot-for-shot til midnight. It worked, a bit too well. Highlights of the evening:

- My BFF and I went and sat on the tailgate with a bottle of tequila and just kept slamming it.
- I leaned over one of those big oil tanks in their yard and threw up. It was perfect cuz I could lay against it and it would hold me up while letting me get sick down the other side.
- Best part. I needed to throw up again, but a friend of mine (guy) was passed out on the floor in the bathroom. His head was closest to the toilet, face up. So I knelt over his face and puked.

I couldn't drink for years after that. Luckily I was with great friends!

Did your puke go in his nose and mouth?!

No, I didn't puke into his face. I puked into the toilet. But my, um, crotch was right on top of his face.

[lgraceh]

These are all amazing.

One of the best ones I have is a trip to Canada. We started drinking at 10 am when we got into Nelson. Some bartender let us into a bar that early and made weird shots for us- like Jaeger and 99 Bananas (we named it a German Monkey). LSS, we were plowed by the end of the night. We ended up crashing and breaking up a bachelor party at the last bar and took a few back with us to the hotel. The next morning, we got a call at 7 am from hotel management. One of my sorority sisters had thrown pamphlets all over the lobby, and another had let some random guy into the lobby w/ an open container. We were kicked out of the hotel and decided to just get breakfast and go home instead of looking for another hotel. As soon as we are seated in the restaurant, we look over to see the bachelor party... with the bride to be!

[requiressnacks]

Aug 21, 2015 14:46:38 GMT -5 ironbaby said:

Aug 21, 2015 14:45:20 GMT -5 requiressnacks said:

Did your puke go in his nose and mouth?!

No, I didn't puke into his face. I puked into the toilet. But my, um, crotch was right on top of his face.

LOL...i totally thought you puked in his face. My bad!  Funny, still.

[wannabmama]

These are hilarious.
I have some doozies. But one is in college, on Halloween, I met this guy (I was dressed as a nurse and he was a doctor...so you know, it was fate) (also sorry to have completely lived up to the sorority girl stereotype by dressing like a naughty nurse, but I digress) Anyway, he was a friend of a friends bf so I figured he was safe and I went back to his place. He lived way out away from campus and I realized I hadn't told anyone where I was going and my roommate was like a mom and wasn't out with us that night so I knew she'd be worried. I thought I'd be all responsible and call my roommate and leave her a message. The only thing was I couldn't remember his name or the name of the town. So my message, which they played back to me and saved forever, was "I'm with that doctor guy in a town that starts with an M" and I was whispering it in this drunk slur. And, btw, it was before I had a cell phone bs I called on his phone. I'm sure he heard me say it all.
Safety first you know...I'm sure my roommate would've had no problem finding me in a town that starts with an M...she'd just go looking for the doctor. We still joke about being in a town with an M. I never figured out what town I was in...or can remember the guy's name.

[♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪]

Aug 21, 2015 12:15:40 GMT -5 TheEleventhHour said:

I have many, many stories but the best/worst was the time I visited my cousin at college her freshman year. We are 4 years apart so I was 22 and had just graduated a few months before. I got totally drunk and made out with one of her friends. I remember trying to go back to his room and everyone stopping me. I woke up seriously hungover and pissed about the cock block. My cousin then informed me he had graduated high school early and had just turned 17. She thought I would have not wanted to have sex with, essentially, a high school aged kid so in hindsight she had done me a solid.

In my defense it was Halloween and he was dressed up as David Bowie. And he seriously looked like him. Apparently David Bowie does it for me.

Do not lose this friend!!! LOL.

[♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪]

We had to live in dorms for the first two years. My good friends and I stayed in the same dorm both years, so by the second year, we knew the building pretty well, which was essentially an old 12-story hotel connected to a 5-story hotel. They basically put lounges and the cafeteria in between the two.

Anyway, my girlfriends and I figured out how to ride on top of the elevators that were in the 12-story building. So we'd go up and down on them, sometimes manually (a mechanic will put it in manual to test it). At the top of the shaft (gotta love using that word and not be talking about a peen), there is extra headroom for safety reasons. When we took someone new, we would act like the elevator wasn't going to stop and fake-freak out that we were going to be flattened. OMG, we were assholes.

The top also had a little door to climb out of that would take you to the roof. So of course we would go and lay down and look out as far as the eye would see. Great memories.

[rablissful]

Aug 21, 2015 15:45:46 GMT -5 ♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪ said:

We had to live in dorms for the first two years. My good friends and I stayed in the same dorm both years, so by the second year, we knew the building pretty well, which was essentially an old 12-story hotel connected to a 5-story hotel. They basically put lounges and the cafeteria in between the two.

Anyway, my girlfriends and I figured out how to ride on top of the elevators that were in the 12-story building. So we'd go up and down on them, sometimes manually (a mechanic will put it in manual to test it). At the top of the shaft (gotta love using that word and not be talking about a peen), there is extra headroom for safety reasons. When we took someone new, we would act like the elevator wasn't going to stop and fake-freak out that we were going to be flattened. OMG, we were assholes.

The top also had a little door to climb out of that would take you to the roof. So of course we would go and lay down and look out as far as the eye would see. Great memories.

[Deleted]

During one of the last weeks of college one of my younger college professors decided it would be a good idea to have a beer at one of the favored dive bars.
When he arrived I was shitfaced and in the middle of making out with my boyfriend. I saw him and immediately panicked over the idea of him thinking I was in the middle of a random hookup, so I walked up to him and proceeded to explain that the guy was my boyfriend and there was no need to worry.
He just laughed at me.