Where are my Thursday randoms??

[rablissful]

It's almost 11:30am and randoms haven't been posted?!

[rablissful]

Ned ran across my face this morning and scratched the shit out of my eyelid.

Tiny asshole.

[teraiin]

Co-worker being a jerk.

[rablissful]

Aug 27, 2015 10:21:25 GMT -5 teraiin said:

Co-worker being a jerk.

BAHAHA I love you so hard for this gif.

[summerdonna]

It is really slow around here. And there isn't anything crazy in UO.

Also cats can be assholes sometimes and I'm sorry you got scratched. But he's so cute!

[teraiin]

I remember hearing Tim Hortons has (or will be getting?) a pumpkin ice capp? Maybe? Or did I make it up? It's not on their website, maybe it's not out yet? (This is obviously VERY IMPORTANT)

[teraiin]

Aug 27, 2015 10:22:14 GMT -5 rablissful said:

Aug 27, 2015 10:21:25 GMT -5 teraiin said:

Co-worker being a jerk.

BAHAHA I love you so hard for this gif.

I'd be lying if I didn't say I took notes from the master of gifs.

[rablissful]

Aug 27, 2015 10:22:19 GMT -5 summerdonna said:

It is really slow around here. And there isn't anything crazy in UO.

Also cats can be assholes sometimes and I'm sorry you got scratched. But he's so cute!

Only reason he can get away with it. He's too adorable.

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[summerdonna]

My co-worker brought in donuts this morning and I was trying to be good but I have already had two. Thinking about a third.

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Aug 27, 2015 10:22:28 GMT -5 teraiin said:

I remember hearing Tim Hortons has (or will be getting?) a pumpkin ice capp? Maybe? Or did I make it up? It's not on their website, maybe it's not out yet? (This is obviously VERY IMPORTANT)

I think shemarie82 said something about this last week. 

[teraiin]

Aug 27, 2015 10:24:02 GMT -5 @led said:

Aug 27, 2015 10:22:28 GMT -5 teraiin said:

I remember hearing Tim Hortons has (or will be getting?) a pumpkin ice capp? Maybe? Or did I make it up? It's not on their website, maybe it's not out yet? (This is obviously VERY IMPORTANT)

I think shemarie82 said something about this last week. 

Oh yeah, I think you're right. Thanks!

I found an article talking about pumpkin spice stuff. I just decide if I'd go there today whether or not they have it, or if that's a deciding factor for me. (Translation: I'm bored so I'm thinking of sugary treats that I don't need)

[rablissful]

Aug 27, 2015 10:23:04 GMT -5 teraiin said:

Aug 27, 2015 10:22:14 GMT -5 rablissful said:

BAHAHA I love you so hard for this gif.

I'd be lying if I didn't say I took notes from the master of gifs.

[teraiin]

Aug 27, 2015 10:25:45 GMT -5 rablissful said:

Aug 27, 2015 10:23:04 GMT -5 teraiin said:

I'd be lying if I didn't say I took notes from the master of gifs.

Confession: I don't recognize this scene (even though I recognize Crowley) so I may not have gotten that far in the show. I'm not sure if that's what he actually says but it's funny considering my first gif.

[rablissful]

Aug 27, 2015 10:28:14 GMT -5 teraiin said:

Aug 27, 2015 10:25:45 GMT -5 rablissful said:

Confession: I don't recognize this scene (even though I recognize Crowley) so I may not have gotten that far in the show. I'm not sure if that's what he actually says but it's funny considering my first gif.

I forget what season it is, but that is what he says LOL.

[achromia]

Oh good, I was just wondering where this thread was! I have a ridiculous story to share. But it's long, so

SPOILER: Click to show

{A sad tale of wasted alcohol}

SPOILER: Click to show

I think I earned about a million "tolerant wife" points last night. My DH is a homebrewer who has been trying out a bunch of new recipes at my request - so we have white wine, peach mead and raspberry mead hanging out in our basement right now, and until recently there was a batch of tart cherry cider hanging out carbonating in bottles in the hallway. Last night DH decided to open a bottle and see if it was time to "crash" the yeast, aka, stop the carbonation process before so much pressure built up in the bottles that they exploded. He started to pry the lid off and it went POP and smashed into the ceiling. Cider sprayed everywhere - ceiling, counters, floor, etc. "Yep, time to kill the yeast!" he announced. "I will try pasteurizing the cider, since I have never done it that way before."

Famous last words.

One of the bottles straight up exploded in the boiling water, spraying glass and more cider all over the kitchen along with scalding water. DH got a minor cut on his hand, but thankfully wasn't more injured than that. He went upstairs to change, and as a joke came back down wearing chainmail, including a coif (we're Renaissance Festival nerds, what can I say?). He was then getting another batch of bottles ready to pasteurize, and had just set one in the sink when it, too, exploded. This time half the bottle smashed into the light fixture over his head and shattered that, so glass rained down from the ceiling in addition to flying up from the sink. The chain mail/coif may have ACTUALLY saved him. Our neighbors heard all the commotion and came over to make sure that we didn't have armed intruders shooting at us or something - those explosions are pretty loud, and of course there was all the breaking glass noise.

Thankfully, I was in the living room reading TCF during both bottle bomb blowups. I bandaged up the cut, told him that replacing the light fixture and mopping was his responsibility, kinda laughed at him, and went to bed. I think he is amazed that I didn't make him sleep on the couch. Please tell me that your significant others do ridiculous things sometimes too?

[rablissful]

Aug 27, 2015 10:37:42 GMT -5 pippacricket said:

Aug 27, 2015 10:20:09 GMT -5 rablissful said:

Ned ran across my face this morning and scratched the shit out of my eyelid.

Tiny asshole.

But he's your tiny asshole and you love him.

I do but GAWD he could have taken my eye out.

[rablissful]

Aug 27, 2015 10:37:03 GMT -5 achromia said:

Oh good, I was just wondering where this thread was! I have a ridiculous story to share. But it's long, so

SPOILER: Click to show

{A sad tale of wasted alcohol}

SPOILER: Click to show

I think I earned about a million "tolerant wife" points last night. My DH is a homebrewer who has been trying out a bunch of new recipes at my request - so we have white wine, peach mead and raspberry mead hanging out in our basement right now, and until recently there was a batch of tart cherry cider hanging out carbonating in bottles in the hallway. Last night DH decided to open a bottle and see if it was time to "crash" the yeast, aka, stop the carbonation process before so much pressure built up in the bottles that they exploded. He started to pry the lid off and it went POP and smashed into the ceiling. Cider sprayed everywhere - ceiling, counters, floor, etc. "Yep, time to kill the yeast!" he announced. "I will try pasteurizing the cider, since I have never done it that way before."

Famous last words.

One of the bottles straight up exploded in the boiling water, spraying glass and more cider all over the kitchen along with scalding water. DH got a minor cut on his hand, but thankfully wasn't more injured than that. He went upstairs to change, and as a joke came back down wearing chainmail, including a coif (we're Renaissance Festival nerds, what can I say?). He was then getting another batch of bottles ready to pasteurize, and had just set one in the sink when it, too, exploded. This time half the bottle smashed into the light fixture over his head and shattered that, so glass rained down from the ceiling in addition to flying up from the sink. The chain mail/coif may have ACTUALLY saved him. Our neighbors heard all the commotion and came over to make sure that we didn't have armed intruders shooting at us or something - those explosions are pretty loud, and of course there was all the breaking glass noise.

Thankfully, I was in the living room reading TCF during both bottle bomb blowups. I bandaged up the cut, told him that replacing the light fixture and mopping was his responsibility, kinda laughed at him, and went to bed. I think he is amazed that I didn't make him sleep on the couch. Please tell me that your significant others do ridiculous things sometimes too?

I'm sorry but this is hilarious.

My SO has done some really stupid shit too. Not to this extent, but still ridiculous.

One time I was baking and using the hand mixer. He wanted to "help". I told him he can, but do NOT lift the mixer up with the beaters still running.

What's the first thing he does? Lift the goddamn beaters up while they're still running and splatters batter EVERYWHERE.

I was not amused.

[teraiin]

Bleh MH and I need to get some stone hauled in for around the shed, under the AC unit, under the deck, etc. So the place we wanted to get it from has a 'request a quote' thing on their website. Since I used that. They STILL haven't gotten back to me (and it's been a few days).

I don't overly like talking on the phone, but it seems like they might not respond to their request a quote thingie.

[Rama]

Aug 27, 2015 10:37:03 GMT -5 achromia said:

Oh good, I was just wondering where this thread was! I have a ridiculous story to share. But it's long, so

SPOILER: Click to show

{A sad tale of wasted alcohol}

SPOILER: Click to show

I think I earned about a million "tolerant wife" points last night. My DH is a homebrewer who has been trying out a bunch of new recipes at my request - so we have white wine, peach mead and raspberry mead hanging out in our basement right now, and until recently there was a batch of tart cherry cider hanging out carbonating in bottles in the hallway. Last night DH decided to open a bottle and see if it was time to "crash" the yeast, aka, stop the carbonation process before so much pressure built up in the bottles that they exploded. He started to pry the lid off and it went POP and smashed into the ceiling. Cider sprayed everywhere - ceiling, counters, floor, etc. "Yep, time to kill the yeast!" he announced. "I will try pasteurizing the cider, since I have never done it that way before."

Famous last words.

One of the bottles straight up exploded in the boiling water, spraying glass and more cider all over the kitchen along with scalding water. DH got a minor cut on his hand, but thankfully wasn't more injured than that. He went upstairs to change, and as a joke came back down wearing chainmail, including a coif (we're Renaissance Festival nerds, what can I say?). He was then getting another batch of bottles ready to pasteurize, and had just set one in the sink when it, too, exploded. This time half the bottle smashed into the light fixture over his head and shattered that, so glass rained down from the ceiling in addition to flying up from the sink. The chain mail/coif may have ACTUALLY saved him. Our neighbors heard all the commotion and came over to make sure that we didn't have armed intruders shooting at us or something - those explosions are pretty loud, and of course there was all the breaking glass noise.

Thankfully, I was in the living room reading TCF during both bottle bomb blowups. I bandaged up the cut, told him that replacing the light fixture and mopping was his responsibility, kinda laughed at him, and went to bed. I think he is amazed that I didn't make him sleep on the couch. Please tell me that your significant others do ridiculous things sometimes too?

He does.  But not that. o_o  Glad everyone's okay (except the cider)!

[teraiin]

Aug 27, 2015 10:44:58 GMT -5 rablissful said:

Aug 27, 2015 10:37:03 GMT -5 achromia said:

Oh good, I was just wondering where this thread was! I have a ridiculous story to share. But it's long, so

SPOILER: Click to show

{A sad tale of wasted alcohol}

SPOILER: Click to show

I think I earned about a million "tolerant wife" points last night. My DH is a homebrewer who has been trying out a bunch of new recipes at my request - so we have white wine, peach mead and raspberry mead hanging out in our basement right now, and until recently there was a batch of tart cherry cider hanging out carbonating in bottles in the hallway. Last night DH decided to open a bottle and see if it was time to "crash" the yeast, aka, stop the carbonation process before so much pressure built up in the bottles that they exploded. He started to pry the lid off and it went POP and smashed into the ceiling. Cider sprayed everywhere - ceiling, counters, floor, etc. "Yep, time to kill the yeast!" he announced. "I will try pasteurizing the cider, since I have never done it that way before."

Famous last words.

One of the bottles straight up exploded in the boiling water, spraying glass and more cider all over the kitchen along with scalding water. DH got a minor cut on his hand, but thankfully wasn't more injured than that. He went upstairs to change, and as a joke came back down wearing chainmail, including a coif (we're Renaissance Festival nerds, what can I say?). He was then getting another batch of bottles ready to pasteurize, and had just set one in the sink when it, too, exploded. This time half the bottle smashed into the light fixture over his head and shattered that, so glass rained down from the ceiling in addition to flying up from the sink. The chain mail/coif may have ACTUALLY saved him. Our neighbors heard all the commotion and came over to make sure that we didn't have armed intruders shooting at us or something - those explosions are pretty loud, and of course there was all the breaking glass noise.

Thankfully, I was in the living room reading TCF during both bottle bomb blowups. I bandaged up the cut, told him that replacing the light fixture and mopping was his responsibility, kinda laughed at him, and went to bed. I think he is amazed that I didn't make him sleep on the couch. Please tell me that your significant others do ridiculous things sometimes too?

I'm sorry but this is hilarious.

My SO has done some really stupid shit too. Not too this extent, but still ridiculous.

One time I was baking and using the hand mixer. He wanted to "help". I told him he can, but do NOT lift the mixer up with the beaters still running.

What's the first thing he does? Lift the goddamn beaters up while they're still running and splatters batter EVERYWHERE.

I was not amused.

MH did that too. LOL

[rablissful]

Aug 27, 2015 10:49:30 GMT -5 teraiin said:

Aug 27, 2015 10:44:58 GMT -5 rablissful said:

I'm sorry but this is hilarious.

My SO has done some really stupid shit too. Not too this extent, but still ridiculous.

One time I was baking and using the hand mixer. He wanted to "help". I told him he can, but do NOT lift the mixer up with the beaters still running.

What's the first thing he does? Lift the goddamn beaters up while they're still running and splatters batter EVERYWHERE.

I was not amused.

MH did that too. LOL

My response to him.

[joy]

Aug 27, 2015 10:55:20 GMT -5 @pineappleoranges said:

joy I heard the best name evahhh Zoe pronounced Zoah

What?  What is that??

[joy]

Aug 27, 2015 11:02:01 GMT -5 @pineappleoranges said:

Aug 27, 2015 10:57:07 GMT -5 joy said:

What?  What is that??

It's like Zoe and Noah had a kids. But they spell it Zoe but pronounce it Zoah.

Zoa just made too much sense?

[joy]

Aug 27, 2015 11:07:01 GMT -5 @pineappleoranges said:

Aug 27, 2015 11:03:43 GMT -5 joy said:

Zoa just made too much sense?

They didn't want to call their baby an animal!

Zoa is an animal?  ::learning things::

[Rama]

Aug 27, 2015 11:08:02 GMT -5 joy said:

Aug 27, 2015 11:07:01 GMT -5 @pineappleoranges said:

They didn't want to call their baby an animal!

Zoa is an animal?  ::learning things::

I think she/they mean more like the suffix?  -zoa adds the animal meaning, like protozoa, etc.

[Rama]

@pineappleoranges Using the same .gif for me and pippa just destroyed me. Thank you.

[joy]

hahahahaha.

I love you guys.

[requiressnacks]

Aug 27, 2015 11:11:13 GMT -5 @pineappleoranges said:

Aug 27, 2015 11:08:02 GMT -5 joy said:

Zoa is an animal?  ::learning things::

lol- I guess along the lines of protozoa.


"Zoa is defined as animals of a specified kind. An example of a zoa is a protozoa."

Stop using logic joy.

LOL...here's a man riding a protozoa

[rablissful]

Aug 27, 2015 11:16:35 GMT -5 requiressnacks said:

Aug 27, 2015 11:11:13 GMT -5 @pineappleoranges said:

lol- I guess along the lines of protozoa.


"Zoa is defined as animals of a specified kind. An example of a zoa is a protozoa."

Stop using logic joy.

LOL...here's a man riding a protozoa

This picture is everything.

Thank you.

::saves to use with my students someday::