FFFC (trigger warning-sexual assault)

[mosdub]

Sept 4, 2015 6:32:17 GMT -5 @pineappleoranges said:

I have what looked like a hickey. All my coworkers were giving high fives and shit buts it really a burn

From a curling iron?


I haven't seen a hickey on someone since I was a teenager- I almost forgot that was a thing. 


ETA: words/clarification

[ibbie]

Sept 4, 2015 6:35:23 GMT -5 mosdub said:

Sept 4, 2015 6:32:17 GMT -5 @pineappleoranges said:

I have what looked like a hickey. All my coworkers were giving high fives and shit buts it really a burn

From a curling iron?


I don't know an adult who has had a hickey.  I forgot that was a thing. 

I've got a friend who sometimes turns up with hickeys. They are kind of gross anyway, but on a 34 year old man? Just weird.

[mosdub]

FFFC: I've only had a hickey once in my life. I was 18, had just started dating my now H, and it got a little wild. He was mortified and kept apologizing. I still don't know how a hickey happens on accident but apparently it doesn't take much? I wore a shit ton of concealer and foundation over it and wore my hair down but I still think my boss at the time saw it.

[summerdonna]

The last time I had a hickey was when I was 22 and I got it the night before a family vacation. It was huge and so embarrassing. After that whenever my H now would go for the neck area I was like back it up.

[goldenlove3]

I'm at the RE and the lobby is full. They have a fancy Keurig type coffee machine so i decided to make a cup of tea. I walk up and just stare at it, open the top and don't see where the hell to put the tea packet in. I stood there for about 30 seconds like this



I decided I didn't want tea anymore. A few minutes later, I watched someone else make a cup and was like ooooh. But I'm too embarrassed to get up right now to try again. I also just noticed that there are instructions on the wall right behind the machine.

[Deleted]

I've only had hickeys in areas other than my neck.

I did have some red splotch in my neck once in junior high that the TEACHER pointed out and everyone made fun of me for a hickey. It was just some irritated skin from I don't know what. Oh, preteens.

[summerdonna]

I keep seeing this on FB this week and it took me looking at the calendar and thinking WTF Halloween is on a Saturday before I got it. I showed it to MH and right away he was like yeah no.

[icaughtfire]

I bruise/mark pretty easily. My husband has to just barely graze his teeth on my neck & I get a spot there. He finds this most amusing.

[acorn99]

FFFC: I have an irrational fear of old silent movies. There is one on Netflix now that my H uses to terrify me at night before we go to bed.

[goldenlove3]

Sept 4, 2015 6:56:25 GMT -5 summerdonna said:

I keep seeing this on FB this week and it took me looking at the calendar and thinking WTF Halloween is on a Saturday before I got it. I showed it to MH and right away he was like yeah no.

I saw that and immediately got mad that people don't fact check before sharing stupid shit. I called my friend out then realized that she posted it as a joke. Her and her H love Halloween so there's no way she didn't know when it is this year.

[joy]

Sept 4, 2015 7:04:33 GMT -5 goldenlove3 said:

Sept 4, 2015 6:56:25 GMT -5 summerdonna said:

I keep seeing this on FB this week and it took me looking at the calendar and thinking WTF Halloween is on a Saturday before I got it. I showed it to MH and right away he was like yeah no.

I saw that and immediately got mad that people don't fact check before sharing stupid shit. I called my friend out then realized that she posted it as a joke. Her and her H love Halloween so there's no way she didn't know when it is this year.

"When it was this year" makes it sound like it could be on a Friday the 13th another year...

[frankenboom]

Sept 4, 2015 7:04:33 GMT -5 goldenlove3 said:

Sept 4, 2015 6:56:25 GMT -5 summerdonna said:

I keep seeing this on FB this week and it took me looking at the calendar and thinking WTF Halloween is on a Saturday before I got it. I showed it to MH and right away he was like yeah no.

I saw that and immediately got mad that people don't fact check before sharing stupid shit. I called my friend out then realized that she posted it as a joke. Her and her H love Halloween so there's no way she didn't know when it is this year.

Not sure if srs...

Halloween will literally NEVER be on Friday the 13th or anything the 13th. We all know that, right?

[housecarder]

I am totally wearing Harry Potter knee high socks to my baseline ultrasound for good luck.

[ironbaby]

Sept 4, 2015 7:09:31 GMT -5 housecarder said:

I am totally wearing Harry Potter knee high socks to my baseline ultrasound for good luck.

[Deleted]

Sept 4, 2015 7:09:18 GMT -5 frankenboom said:

Sept 4, 2015 7:04:33 GMT -5 goldenlove3 said:

I saw that and immediately got mad that people don't fact check before sharing stupid shit. I called my friend out then realized that she posted it as a joke. Her and her H love Halloween so there's no way she didn't know when it is this year.

Not sure if srs...

Halloween will literally NEVER be on Friday the 13th or anything the 13th. We all know that, right?

You mean that's not true. So disappointed right now.

[icaughtfire]

Sept 4, 2015 7:09:18 GMT -5 frankenboom said:

Sept 4, 2015 7:04:33 GMT -5 goldenlove3 said:

I saw that and immediately got mad that people don't fact check before sharing stupid shit. I called my friend out then realized that she posted it as a joke. Her and her H love Halloween so there's no way she didn't know when it is this year.

Not sure if srs...

Halloween will literally NEVER be on Friday the 13th or anything the 13th. We all know that, right?

Mind. Blown.

[frankenboom]

Sept 4, 2015 7:11:14 GMT -5 @wallflwr926 said:

Sept 4, 2015 7:09:18 GMT -5 frankenboom said:

Not sure if srs...

Halloween will literally NEVER be on Friday the 13th or anything the 13th. We all know that, right?

You mean that's not true. So disappointed right now.

I mean basically what joy said.

The whole what day it falls on THIS YEAR thing is making me think that some people might not be aware that Halloween is not and will not ever be on the 13th.....

I just need to know that everyone understands that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[frankenboom]

HALLOWEEN IS ON THE 31ST GUISE.


THIS IS SRS BSNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111eleven!1ty!!!!!!!!!

[icaughtfire]

Sept 4, 2015 7:19:35 GMT -5 frankenboom said:

HALLOWEEN IS ON THE 31ST GUISE.


THIS IS SRS BSNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111eleven!1ty!!!!!!!!!

But only this year...right?

[goldenlove3]

Yea I'll admit that when I read it the first time last week, I completely glazed over the 13th part and just saw Friday. Wasn't my finest moment. I saw the 13th afterwards then thought "OK I'm an idiot, this is a joke".

ETA: I know Halloween is always on the 31st.

[frankenboom]

Sept 4, 2015 7:20:39 GMT -5 icaughtfire said:

Sept 4, 2015 7:19:35 GMT -5 frankenboom said:

HALLOWEEN IS ON THE 31ST GUISE.


THIS IS SRS BSNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111eleven!1ty!!!!!!!!!

But only this year...right?

THIS IS MY NIGHTMARE!

[Ruca]

DD and I have been watching Alvin and the chipmunks from the 90s and I can't help but think Dave is pretty cute... Dave from the 80s not so much lol

[ironbaby]

Not a good confession; don't care. I have driven up to 5 hours to go to haunted houses. It's my favorite thing to do, and we take a whole SUV load of people and hit as many as we can. It's the best night of the year.

[rablissful]

Sept 4, 2015 7:18:29 GMT -5 frankenboom said:

Sept 4, 2015 7:11:14 GMT -5 @wallflwr926 said:

You mean that's not true. So disappointed right now.

I mean basically what joy said.

The whole what day it falls on THIS YEAR thing is making me think that some people might not be aware that Halloween is not and will not ever be on the 13th.....

I just need to know that everyone understands that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My SO had no idea Easter is on a different Sunday every year. He thought it was like Labour Day where it was the first Sunday in April (or something to that effect).

I laughed at him up until I realized he was serious. I had to pull up a calendar to show him.

(I believe he celebrated Easter growing up, I know his grandmother was religious, so he has no excuse.)

[summerdonna]

Sept 4, 2015 7:19:35 GMT -5 frankenboom said:

HALLOWEEN IS ON THE 31ST GUISE.


THIS IS SRS BSNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111eleven!1ty!!!!!!!!!

Oh I definitely know it's on the 31st I don't know how I fell for it.

[pinkcat]

Sept 4, 2015 7:31:14 GMT -5 rablissful said:

Sept 4, 2015 7:18:29 GMT -5 frankenboom said:

I mean basically what joy said.

The whole what day it falls on THIS YEAR thing is making me think that some people might not be aware that Halloween is not and will not ever be on the 13th.....

I just need to know that everyone understands that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My SO had no idea Easter is on a different Sunday every year. He thought it was like Labour Day where it was the first Sunday in April (or something to that effect).

I laughed at him up until I realized he was serious. I had to pull up a calendar to show him.

(I believe he celebrated Easter growing up, I know his grandmother was religious, so he has no excuse.)

My husband is the same way, but with all holidays. He has asked me what day St. Patrick's day is on at least 4 different years, and even asked once "What day will Christmas be this year?" Umm....the same day it is EVERY SINGLE YEAR?! I think he is FINALLY starting to get it, but WTF husband?

[rablissful]

Sept 4, 2015 7:46:04 GMT -5 pinkcat said:

Sept 4, 2015 7:31:14 GMT -5 rablissful said:

My SO had no idea Easter is on a different Sunday every year. He thought it was like Labour Day where it was the first Sunday in April (or something to that effect).

I laughed at him up until I realized he was serious. I had to pull up a calendar to show him.

(I believe he celebrated Easter growing up, I know his grandmother was religious, so he has no excuse.)

My husband is the same way, but with all holidays. He has asked me what day St. Patrick's day is on at least 4 different years, and even asked once "What day will Christmas be this year?" Umm....the same day it is EVERY SINGLE YEAR?! I think he is FINALLY starting to get it, but WTF husband?

I think he needs a calendar with all the holidays marked.

[joy]

Sept 4, 2015 7:31:14 GMT -5 rablissful said:

My SO had no idea Easter is on a different Sunday every year. He thought it was like Labour Day where it was the first Sunday in April (or something to that effect).

I laughed at him up until I realized he was serious. I had to pull up a calendar to show him.

(I believe he celebrated Easter growing up, I know his grandmother was religious, so he has no excuse.)

To be fair, Easter does have some rules.  It's kind of like Thanksgiving (the fourth Thursday in November).  But, more complicated.  So, he was sorta right.

Easter occurs a week the first Sunday after the first full moon following the spring equinox.  At least, these are the easiest rules to remember and are right most of the time.

[icaughtfire]

Sept 4, 2015 7:31:14 GMT -5 rablissful said:

Sept 4, 2015 7:18:29 GMT -5 frankenboom said:

I mean basically what joy said.

The whole what day it falls on THIS YEAR thing is making me think that some people might not be aware that Halloween is not and will not ever be on the 13th.....

I just need to know that everyone understands that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My SO had no idea Easter is on a different Sunday every year. He thought it was like Labour Day where it was the first Sunday in April (or something to that effect).

I laughed at him up until I realized he was serious. I had to pull up a calendar to show him.

(I believe he celebrated Easter growing up, I know his grandmother was religious, so he has no excuse.)

::raises hand::

I also thought Easter was like..the first Sunday in April or sumshit. I don't holiday real good, apparently.

[requiressnacks]

FFFC: In the past couple of months I have had one hickey (so lame) on my neck and burned myself on my neck so it looked like a hickey. My sister called me out on it both times and I just told her I burned myself both times. Since I'm 33, I think people tend to believe me when I say it's not a hickey.