New Here. Will you have me?

[Rama]

Sept 7, 2015 15:20:57 GMT -5 melindawannababy said:

im going to get all of you banned from this site for being mean. seriously!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Sept 7, 2015 15:20:07 GMT -5 melindawannababy said:

just because i am short dont call me a troll you haven't even seen me in person. you all are so unsupportive of me. im trying to get help.

Here, let me help.

Until you are able to support yourself financially (at a very minimum), don't try to have a kid.

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Sept 7, 2015 15:20:57 GMT -5 melindawannababy said:

im going to get all of you banned from this site for being mean. seriously!

Oh, please do try.

[Rama]

Sept 7, 2015 15:21:40 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

Sept 7, 2015 15:20:57 GMT -5 melindawannababy said:

im going to get all of you banned from this site for being mean. seriously!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Yeah..... Ok.

mind twins

[ceejay]

Sept 7, 2015 15:20:57 GMT -5 melindawannababy said:

im going to get all of you banned from this site for being mean. seriously!

I love the irony of this statement, since bibliothecary is already here ready to ban you.

[Ray]

WWGKUD: i just realize i took out ground turkey instead of ground beef for my lasagna. should i still use it? or just take out ground beef right now. other ingredients include mushrooms, spinach, and tomatoes


eta: posted here because this troll isn't funny enough anymore lol 

eta2: just saw the gonna get you banned statement. that actually made me chuckle. you're getting better OP

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Sept 7, 2015 15:22:01 GMT -5 @led said:

Sept 7, 2015 15:20:57 GMT -5 melindawannababy said:

im going to get all of you banned from this site for being mean. seriously!

Oh, please do try.

Also, you should start with that biblio lady. She's the biggest meanie of them all.

[Rama]

Sept 7, 2015 15:20:44 GMT -5 bibliothecary said:

Sept 7, 2015 15:19:34 GMT -5 Rama said:

Can we get a refund? Or do you think this was on a clearance sale?

Can't find the receipt. Think we can get store credit?

I don't know if I'd even want that. I'm just hoping to break even with not having to pay them to take it back.

[jubilantsquirrel]

Sept 7, 2015 15:20:57 GMT -5 melindawannababy said:

im going to get all of you banned from this site for being mean. seriously!

Lol. 

[melindawannababy]

you shouldnt be drinking while you are making eggs to get sperm to. drinking makes the eggs bad. once on my grandpappys farm i got the chickens drunk and the chicken shitted out square eggs.

[bibliothecary]

Sept 7, 2015 15:22:01 GMT -5 @led said:

Sept 7, 2015 15:20:57 GMT -5 melindawannababy said:

im going to get all of you banned from this site for being mean. seriously!

Oh, please do try.

You should contact an admin about this. Srs bsns.

[Deleted]

Sept 7, 2015 15:22:38 GMT -5 Ray said:

WWGKUD: i just realize i took out ground turkey instead of ground beef for my lasagna. should i still use it? or just take out ground beef right now. other ingredients include mushrooms, spinach, and tomatoes

Just use the turkey. 

[Rama]

Sept 7, 2015 15:22:38 GMT -5 Ray said:

WWGKUD: i just realize i took out ground turkey instead of ground beef for my lasagna. should i still use it? or just take out ground beef right now. other ingredients include mushrooms, spinach, and tomatoes

I'd just use the ground turkey.

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Sept 7, 2015 15:23:04 GMT -5 melindawannababy said:

you shouldnt be drinking while you are making eggs to get sperm to. drinking makes the eggs bad. once on my grandpappys farm i got the chickens drunk and the chicken shitted out square eggs.

Really? Totally giving up then?

[bibliothecary]

Sept 7, 2015 15:22:38 GMT -5 Ray said:

WWGKUD: i just realize i took out ground turkey instead of ground beef for my lasagna. should i still use it? or just take out ground beef right now. other ingredients include mushrooms, spinach, and tomatoes

Make it with the turkey.

[Rama]

Sept 7, 2015 15:23:04 GMT -5 melindawannababy said:

you shouldnt be drinking while you are making eggs to get sperm to. drinking makes the eggs bad. once on my grandpappys farm i got the chickens drunk and the chicken shitted out square eggs.

Oooh, much better! I actually chuckled.

[SheilaTheTank]

Sept 7, 2015 15:22:38 GMT -5 Ray said:

WWGKUD: i just realize i took out ground turkey instead of ground beef for my lasagna. should i still use it? or just take out ground beef right now. other ingredients include mushrooms, spinach, and tomatoes

I'd use it. Just know that ground turkey has more water content so it will cook down a lot more and may produce a waterier lasagna.

Also, when should I come by for dinner?

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Sept 7, 2015 15:22:38 GMT -5 Ray said:

WWGKUD: i just realize i took out ground turkey instead of ground beef for my lasagna. should i still use it? or just take out ground beef right now. other ingredients include mushrooms, spinach, and tomatoes

Or go meatless?

[jubilantsquirrel]

Sept 7, 2015 15:23:04 GMT -5 melindawannababy said:

you shouldnt be drinking while you are making eggs to get sperm to. drinking makes the eggs bad. once on my grandpappys farm i got the chickens drunk and the chicken shitted out square eggs.

Lol.

omg.

/ded.

[melindawannababy]

dont touch meat while you are trying to get preggo either, at least make sure you dont lick your fingers cause saminola makes people have alien babies

[Ray]

Sept 7, 2015 15:23:04 GMT -5 melindawannababy said:

you shouldnt be drinking while you are making eggs to get sperm to. drinking makes the eggs bad. once on my grandpappys farm i got the chickens drunk and the chicken shitted out square eggs.

aw you need to learn some perseverance. that play was too early.

let us know when you feel sorry for our husbands k?

k

[Deleted]

Sept 7, 2015 15:23:04 GMT -5 melindawannababy said:

you shouldnt be drinking while you are making eggs to get sperm to. drinking makes the eggs bad. once on my grandpappys farm i got the chickens drunk and the chicken shitted out square eggs.

That's cool. Perfect for sandwiches that way.

[Deleted]

Sept 7, 2015 15:25:49 GMT -5 melindawannababy said:

dont touch meat while you are trying to get preggo either, at least make sure you dont lick your fingers cause saminola makes people have alien babies

I think I'd be okay with an alien baby. Ray, I"m coming over.

[Deleted]

Sept 7, 2015 15:25:49 GMT -5 melindawannababy said:

dont touch meat while you are trying to get preggo either, at least make sure you dont lick your fingers cause saminola makes people have alien babies

Listeria is what you are probably thinking of.

You really suck at trolling.

[jubilantsquirrel]

Sept 7, 2015 15:25:49 GMT -5 melindawannababy said:

dont touch meat while you are trying to get preggo either, at least make sure you dont lick your fingers cause saminola makes people have alien babies

What about man meat? Can I touch that without getting Salmonella?

[SheilaTheTank]

Sept 7, 2015 15:23:04 GMT -5 melindawannababy said:

you shouldnt be drinking while you are making eggs to get sperm to. drinking makes the eggs bad. once on my grandpappys farm i got the chickens drunk and the chicken shitted out square eggs.

Looks like ill be having a square baby. Good thing because round ones are so last year.

[Deleted]

Sept 7, 2015 15:26:38 GMT -5 hippo said:

I'm getting day drunk, fuck it.

I've always felt day drunk was a better drunk. Then you have the option to sober up before bed.

[Rama]

Sept 7, 2015 15:25:49 GMT -5 melindawannababy said:

dont touch meat while you are trying to get preggo either, at least make sure you dont lick your fingers cause saminola makes people have alien babies

ded at saminola

[Ray]

Sept 7, 2015 15:25:49 GMT -5 melindawannababy said:

dont touch meat while you are trying to get preggo either, at least make sure you dont lick your fingers cause saminola makes people have alien babies

yeah i think i read that somewhere too actually.


I think I'm gonna go with the turkey just because DH likes his meat. (hehe) and ill just brown it up extra before adding it to the sauce. Thank for the heads up about water content!!

eta SheilaTheTank,

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Sept 7, 2015 15:27:30 GMT -5 jubilantsquirrel said:

Sept 7, 2015 15:25:49 GMT -5 melindawannababy said:

dont touch meat while you are trying to get preggo either, at least make sure you dont lick your fingers cause saminola makes people have alien babies

What about man meat? Can I touch that without getting Salmonella?