New Here. Will you have me?

[jubilantsquirrel]

Sept 7, 2015 15:28:34 GMT -5 @led said:

Sept 7, 2015 15:27:30 GMT -5 jubilantsquirrel said:

What about man meat? Can I touch that without getting Salmonella?

Yes. Always.

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Sept 7, 2015 15:27:21 GMT -5 @led said:

Sept 7, 2015 15:26:38 GMT -5 hippo said:

I'm getting day drunk, fuck it.

I've always felt day drunk was a better drunk. Then you have the option to sober up before bed.

I've never thought of it that way. You're a genius.

[Rama]

Sept 7, 2015 15:29:33 GMT -5 hippo said:

Sept 7, 2015 15:25:49 GMT -5 melindawannababy said:

dont touch meat while you are trying to get preggo either, at least make sure you dont lick your fingers cause saminola makes people have alien babies

You should be a doctor. Your TTC advice is spot on.

I'm shocked she's not already pregnant, considering how much of an expert she is.

[Ray]

Sept 7, 2015 15:29:33 GMT -5 hippo said:

Sept 7, 2015 15:25:49 GMT -5 melindawannababy said:

dont touch meat while you are trying to get preggo either, at least make sure you dont lick your fingers cause saminola makes people have alien babies

You should be a doctor. Your TTC advice is spot on.

"I used to be a doctor for pretend"

[Ray]

Sept 7, 2015 15:30:58 GMT -5 Rama said:

Sept 7, 2015 15:29:33 GMT -5 hippo said:

You should be a doctor. Your TTC advice is spot on.

I'm shocked she's not already pregnant, considering how much of an expert she is.

probably a butt baby.

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I would bone Richard Ayoade in a heartbeat if given the chance.

[TheEleventhHour]

Sept 7, 2015 15:30:58 GMT -5 Rama said:

Sept 7, 2015 15:29:33 GMT -5 hippo said:

You should be a doctor. Your TTC advice is spot on.

I'm shocked she's not already pregnant, considering how much of an expert she is.

She should really write a book. She could help so many ladies get knocked up. 

[Andrea]

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Sept 7, 2015 15:32:24 GMT -5 jennykat said:

Sept 7, 2015 15:30:58 GMT -5 Rama said:

I'm shocked she's not already pregnant, considering how much of an expert she is.

I'm still curious why (and how) she got chickens drunks.

It was an experiment done by Dunkin Donuts in order to make the perfect breakfast sandwich.

[SheilaTheTank]

Sept 7, 2015 15:35:10 GMT -5 @wallflwr926 said:

Sept 7, 2015 15:32:24 GMT -5 jennykat said:

I'm still curious why (and how) she got chickens drunks.

It was an experiment done by Dunkin Donuts in order to make the perfect breakfast sandwich.

But... Bagels are round.

[bibliothecary]

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Sept 7, 2015 15:35:10 GMT -5 @wallflwr926 said:

Sept 7, 2015 15:32:24 GMT -5 jennykat said:

I'm still curious why (and how) she got chickens drunks.

It was an experiment done by Dunkin Donuts in order to make the perfect breakfast sandwich.

Where they aiming for a change in shape or alcohol content?

[melindawannababy]

if you have a square baby your vagina will blow up

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Sept 7, 2015 15:38:18 GMT -5 melindawannababy said:

if you have a square baby your vagina will blow up

Please explain. I need details.

[Rama]

Sept 7, 2015 15:39:41 GMT -5 @led said:

Sept 7, 2015 15:38:18 GMT -5 melindawannababy said:

if you have a square baby your vagina will blow up

Please explain. I need details.

Square peg, round(ish) hole.

[SheilaTheTank]

Sept 7, 2015 15:38:18 GMT -5 melindawannababy said:

if you have a square baby your vagina will blow up

Whelp. I had a good run GKU. It was nice knowing you.

[RajahMD]

Sept 7, 2015 15:38:18 GMT -5 melindawannababy said:

if you have a square baby your vagina will blow up

I'm going to need a diagram of this. Please and thank you.

[Rama]

Sept 7, 2015 15:41:03 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

Sept 7, 2015 15:38:18 GMT -5 melindawannababy said:

if you have a square baby your vagina will blow up

Whelp. I had a good run GKU. It was nice knowing you.

I call dibs on your desktop!

[melindawannababy]

well vaginas can only stretch so much. my bf got his hand up to his elbow up once and that hurt and thats roundish so a big square would hurt the lips

[bibliothecary]

Still boring. Don't you feel sorry for our husbands, or anything?

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Sept 7, 2015 15:41:58 GMT -5 RajahMD said:

Sept 7, 2015 15:38:18 GMT -5 melindawannababy said:

if you have a square baby your vagina will blow up

I'm going to need a diagram of this. Please and thank you.

See, you get me. 

[Rama]

Sept 7, 2015 15:42:25 GMT -5 melindawannababy said:

well vaginas can only stretch so much. my bf got his hand up to his elbow up once and that hurt and thats roundish so a big square would hurt the lips

Welp, I'm out

[SheilaTheTank]

Holy fuck. Return of the fisting thread. Best day ever.

[Deleted]

Sept 7, 2015 15:42:25 GMT -5 melindawannababy said:

well vaginas can only stretch so much. my bf got his hand up to his elbow up once and that hurt and thats roundish so a big square would hurt the lips

You know even round babies can cause tearing, right?

[bibliothecary]

Sept 7, 2015 15:42:25 GMT -5 melindawannababy said:

well vaginas can only stretch so much. my bf got his hand up to his elbow up once and that hurt and thats roundish so a big square would hurt the lips

Are you a Muppet?

[SheilaTheTank]

Sept 7, 2015 15:43:47 GMT -5 bibliothecary said:

Sept 7, 2015 15:42:25 GMT -5 melindawannababy said:

well vaginas can only stretch so much. my bf got his hand up to his elbow up once and that hurt and thats roundish so a big square would hurt the lips

Are you a Muppet?

/ded

[Rama]

Sept 7, 2015 15:43:47 GMT -5 bibliothecary said:

Sept 7, 2015 15:42:25 GMT -5 melindawannababy said:

well vaginas can only stretch so much. my bf got his hand up to his elbow up once and that hurt and thats roundish so a big square would hurt the lips

Are you a Muppet?

FATALITY.

[Deleted]

Sept 7, 2015 15:42:25 GMT -5 melindawannababy said:

well vaginas can only stretch so much. my bf got his hand up to his elbow up once and that hurt and thats roundish so a big square would hurt the lips

Also, I'd be more worried about the perineum than the vulva. 

[Ray]

Sept 7, 2015 15:43:47 GMT -5 bibliothecary said:

Sept 7, 2015 15:42:25 GMT -5 melindawannababy said:

well vaginas can only stretch so much. my bf got his hand up to his elbow up once and that hurt and thats roundish so a big square would hurt the lips

Are you a Muppet?

BAHAHAHA

[melindawannababy]

ive seen hundresd of babies born. i watch mtv teen mom.