Post by sabrinaml on Sept 22, 2015 10:06:38 GMT -5
My period from hell finally ended in Saturday. I had 4 days of spotting before 13 days if heavy (need to change a super tampon every 2-3 hours heavy) bleeding. Dear birth control pills please bring back my old periods!
TMI Tuesdays about poops always make me think of leenziepops lol!!! Miss that silly poop talkin girl! Where you at?!
My 4 and 6 year old nieces have overheard somebody (pretty sure its my 11 year old nephew) using the word shart and figured out what it meant and think it is hilarious. They keep using it in reference to my baby when she poop farts hahahaha.... so hard not to laugh.
This is probably way too tmi even for this thread but I have to make a dr appointment because I'm shitting blood. No just a little bit, the whole toilet looked like when I peed postpartum. I checked and it's not my period. I'm not in any pain and I didn't even realize I was bleeding until I was finished. Probably a hemorrhoid on the inside ruptured.
TMI TuesdaySept 22, 2015 15:47:59 GMT -5via mobile
Post by wegrowsheep on Sept 22, 2015 15:47:59 GMT -5
36 days since last AF. cyle before that was 24 days. BF hormones are a bitch. Using condoms, and sex is infrequent, but it doesn't take the anxiety away....
Post by turtletyme on Sept 22, 2015 16:00:14 GMT -5
wegrowsheep I always cycle my bc for 3 months so I only have 4 periods a year. We still haven't had sex long enough for him to finish but I am super paranoid about it anyway. I may have to go back to giving myself that withdrawal bleed so I don't have to pee on all the sticks. Will this paranoia ever go away!
I've become obsessed with keeping boogers out of DD's nose...they gross me out so I keep baby qtips in the diaper bag to get them when I see them!
Maybe that's more of a FFFC....
LOL!!!! When I read this through the first time, my brain comprehended "keeping" as in, hoarding them. Like, collecting them and keeping them hhahahaa. I just automatically pictured this lady stockpiling baby boogers in a baggy in her diaper bag and like sealing them up somewhere all sentimental like. Oh man.
I've become obsessed with keeping boogers out of DD's nose...they gross me out so I keep baby qtips in the diaper bag to get them when I see them!
Maybe that's more of a FFFC....
LOL!!!! When I read this through the first time, my brain comprehended "keeping" as in, hoarding them. Like, collecting them and keeping them hhahahaa. I just automatically pictured this lady stockpiling baby boogers in a baggy in her diaper bag and like sealing them up somewhere all sentimental like. Oh man.
OMGGGGGG NO!!! Literally lololololol-ing at that mental image.
TMI TuesdaySept 22, 2015 19:52:51 GMT -5via mobile
Post by tiffbot on Sept 22, 2015 19:52:51 GMT -5
This past weekend we were at my parents farm and my siblings were home. I was sitting out on the deck with my mom, sister, and DD while DS was inside napping. I had to go in and use the bathroom. On my way into the bathroom I caught a glimpse upstairs and saw that the bedroom door was open and light on in the room DS was napping in.
Well I'm pooping, but in true mom fashion think I should be checking on him. So clench I go, and open the bathroom to find my (single, childless 22 year old) brother hanging outside the bathroom saying 'DS wants you' (bless his heart for trying to help him)
Go upstairs, DS looks at me and goes 'want dad!!' And is upset. He doesn't often wake up grumpy, but i figured he forgot where he was and was confused why his uncle had been standing in his room. H is in the basement doing some work, but because I still need to finish pooping I'm not fighting this and down two flights of stairs I go to pass the message along to H. I then run into the bathroom down there to relieve myself once again.
Well I can a little bit, but obviously the holding half of it in and running between floors has stopped more of the production, and I head back to the main floor when suddenly the urge to once again finish hits me once again.
Tl;dr, Moral of the story is, it took me about 10 minutes, 3 toilet breaks, running between 3 floors of house, in two bathrooms to let out all of my poop. Oh momhood.
wegrowsheep I always cycle my bc for 3 months so I only have 4 periods a year. We still haven't had sex long enough for him to finish but I am super paranoid about it anyway. I may have to go back to giving myself that withdrawal bleed so I don't have to pee on all the sticks. Will this paranoia ever go away!
I'm constantly paranoid. Periods are never on time anymore. I hope the paranoia goes away BUT I doubt it. Lol.
I know a girl who had a baby in March and in July announced she was pregnant AGAIN. More power to her. Haha
This is probably way too tmi even for this thread but I have to make a dr appointment because I'm shitting blood. No just a little bit, the whole toilet looked like when I peed postpartum. I checked and it's not my period. I'm not in any pain and I didn't even realize I was bleeding until I was finished. Probably a hemorrhoid on the inside ruptured.
I hope yours gets better and isn't anything major. Sounds like an internal hemroid.
+1 to this except that I have pain(not a lot but a little) and my anus comes out about an inch. Apparently I pushed too hard in labor.... Also my heartburn is so much worse now that I can't swallow half the time I eat and I feel like I could spit acid like a fucking alien. Doc said my heartburn from pregnancy scared my esophagus. I need surgery in both. I don't think I want to get pregnant again.
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