WTELF Wednesday 1/28

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WTELF, body? You give up on BFing weeks ago so we start waiting for AF so we can TTC again but nooooo, you don't like that, do you? Woke up with 'splodey boobs and pump 18+ oz. 18.

[bullybutt]

Jan 28, 2015 10:01:08 GMT -5 @darkangel42 said:

WTELF, body? You give up on BFing weeks ago so we start waiting for AF so we can TTC again but nooooo, you don't like that, do you? Woke up with 'splodey boobs and pump 18+ oz. 18.

HOLY SHIIIIIIIT!!!!  My boobs would look like a porn star freak show with that much milk.  That hurts just thinking about it.

[lucanjo14]

WTF husband- we took apart the car seat Sunday because of a projectile spit up situation and you said you'd put it back together when it was clean. You left for work without putting it back together; I had no clue how the stupid buckles connected to the T hook. It's hard enough getting ready for work in the am now that he's mobile, that just made it even more difficult to get out the door on time. Sigh.

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Jan 28, 2015 10:10:20 GMT -5 bullybutt said:

Jan 28, 2015 10:01:08 GMT -5 @darkangel42 said:

WTELF, body? You give up on BFing weeks ago so we start waiting for AF so we can TTC again but nooooo, you don't like that, do you? Woke up with 'splodey boobs and pump 18+ oz. 18.

HOLY SHIIIIIIIT!!!!  My boobs would look like a porn star freak show with that much milk.  That hurts just thinking about it.

I have giant porn star boobs anyway so feel like it doesn't make much difference but, if anything, I thought they were getting smaller lately! No idea where all the milk was hiding.

[Lola]

Jan 28, 2015 10:38:59 GMT -5 @darkangel42 said:

Jan 28, 2015 10:10:20 GMT -5 bullybutt said:

HOLY SHIIIIIIIT!!!!  My boobs would look like a porn star freak show with that much milk.  That hurts just thinking about it.

I have giant porn star boobs anyway so feel like it doesn't make much difference but, if anything, I thought they were getting smaller lately! No idea where all the milk was hiding.

Jealous! Mine have turned into sad pancake boobs. 

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Jan 28, 2015 11:16:23 GMT -5 Lola said:

Jan 28, 2015 10:38:59 GMT -5 @darkangel42 said:

I have giant porn star boobs anyway so feel like it doesn't make much difference but, if anything, I thought they were getting smaller lately! No idea where all the milk was hiding.

Jealous! Mine have turned into sad pancake boobs. 

Don't be, they look like half-deflated balloons! It's really not attractive

[dawnfire]

WTF body? I have a super raspy/hoarse throat and congestion, but no fever or sore throat and I don't feel crappy, but I sound like I smoke 20 packs a day. What gives?

And omigosh, you pumped 18+ ounces? That makes my boobs hurt just thinking about it.

[mary1217]

Jan 28, 2015 11:53:36 GMT -5 dawnfire said:

WTF body? I have a super raspy/hoarse throat and congestion, but no fever or sore throat and I don't feel crappy, but I sound like I smoke 20 packs a day. What gives?

And omigosh, you pumped 18+ ounces? That makes my boobs hurt just thinking about it.

This is me exactly right now. I think it is allergies.  Because FL is super awesome and our cars are covered in pollen.  

WTF boss leave me alone I cannot call people to schedule shit I barely have a voice and getting full sentences out is questionable.

[sararl07]

WTF MIL....just because dd has gotten sick several times from daycare doesn't mean we need to look into a nanny or an au pair. This is normal all babies get sick and I like where she is at and nannies are more expensive. She offered to chip in money but I'm afraid that if you start helping with her daily cost you will think you get a say in how she should be raised. NO THANK YOU

[kam3100]

Jan 28, 2015 10:01:08 GMT -5 @darkangel42 said:

WTELF, body? You give up on BFing weeks ago so we start waiting for AF so we can TTC again but nooooo, you don't like that, do you? Woke up with 'splodey boobs and pump 18+ oz. 18.

Dude....

[anotherdreamer]

Wtf DD2, why are you so clingy today? I can't get anything done and your twin sister keeps giving me mommy guilt with her sad eyes. And poor big brother, he is so sad/jealous today too. I need more arms so I can cuddle you both better. And how about staying asleep for your nap, just because I lay you down it is not the end of the world...

I'm on my phone right now, she's napping on my lap, DD1 is in the jumparoo, and DS fell asleep on the couch. Wish me luck moving her...

[missquela]

WTAF pump?! Why you stop working when I'm at work and purposely skipped a morning feed so I could pump more? and WTF boobs, WHY YOU NO RESPOND TO THE MANUAL PUMP ANYMORE? I have two huge rocks on my chest right now and the big bosses are on their way in. Pray for my boobs please.

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Yep, 18. Only this morning after getting drips, if anything, for ages. It must have been hiding in nearby internal organs or something...

anotherdreamer you must have some kind of superpowers looking after 2 DDs and DS. Much admiration for you.

[anotherdreamer]

Jan 28, 2015 14:51:28 GMT -5 @zerozeroone said:

Jan 28, 2015 14:42:45 GMT -5 anotherdreamer said:

Wtf DD2, why are you so clingy today? I can't get anything done and your twin sister keeps giving me mommy guilt with her sad eyes. And poor big brother, he is so sad/jealous today too. I need more arms so I can cuddle you both better. And how about staying asleep for your nap, just because I lay you down it is not the end of the world...

I'm on my phone right now, she's napping on my lap, DD1 is in the jumparoo, and DS fell asleep on the couch. Wish me luck moving her...

I seriously don't know how you do it. I have my hands full with one baby. In my eyes you are supermom!

I barely do, honestly. I think we're still in survival mode. It got better, then it got harder. I think we'll be doing that yo-yoing for a few years yet.

Btw, laying her down? Nope hahaha. Cue screaming/crying hysterically. Maybe next time...

[anotherdreamer]

Jan 28, 2015 15:24:46 GMT -5 missquela said:

WTAF pump?! Why you stop working when I'm at work and purposely skipped a morning feed so I could pump more? and WTF boobs, WHY YOU NO RESPOND TO THE MANUAL PUMP ANYMORE? I have two huge rocks on my chest right now and the big bosses are on their way in. Pray for my boobs please.

Oh no that has to be painful! And just... Gah.

[anotherdreamer]

Jan 28, 2015 10:01:08 GMT -5 @darkangel42 said:

WTELF, body? You give up on BFing weeks ago so we start waiting for AF so we can TTC again but nooooo, you don't like that, do you? Woke up with 'splodey boobs and pump 18+ oz. 18.

Nooooo owwwww.