GTKY: Share something we don't know about you!

[Ray]

Oct 18, 2015 18:50:14 GMT -5 @wallflwr926 said:

Oct 18, 2015 16:26:51 GMT -5 Ray said:

C'mon wallie, its not like I was doing this while wearing plaid and eating a poutine...


...at least not all at the same time. lol

How aboot them Royals, eh?

We don't speak of that.

[kariann12]

Oct 18, 2015 13:23:46 GMT -5 ohinvrtedworld said:

I've pet a baby penguin before They're very soft and adorable!

I used to work at the Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha, NE, in the penguin exhibit. The adult penguins can be quite asshole-ish to work with. They know exactly where it hurts to bite you. Think behind the knees and armpits.

[penguin129]

Oct 18, 2015 19:58:43 GMT -5 kariann12 said:

Oct 18, 2015 13:23:46 GMT -5 ohinvrtedworld said:

I've pet a baby penguin before They're very soft and adorable!

I used to work at the Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha, NE, in the penguin exhibit. The adult penguins can be quite asshole-ish to work with. They know exactly where it hurts to bite you. Think behind the knees and armpits.

What???!!! Jealous again. All these people touching real penguins. Even if they are jerks...

[penguin129]

Oct 18, 2015 20:43:20 GMT -5 jennykat said:

Oct 18, 2015 20:21:49 GMT -5 penguin129 said:

What???!!! Jealous again. All these people touching real penguins. Even if they are jerks...

I have a friend who works with penguins and I'm always super jealous. He always says not to be because "the fuckers like to bite people on the tits".

LOL!!! All these stories of mean penguins. How could they be so mean when they look sooooo cute?!

[TheEleventhHour]

The visual image of penguins biting people's boobs is hilarious to me. Who would have thought penguins were such jerks?! They are so cute!

[kariann12]

Oct 18, 2015 20:47:03 GMT -5 jennykat said:

Oct 18, 2015 20:45:40 GMT -5 penguin129 said:

LOL!!! All these stories of mean penguins. How could they be so mean when they look sooooo cute?!

That was my thought too! But he swears they're vindictive little bastards. Just adorably evil.

I can confirm this.

[rablissful]

I'm dying thinking of penguins as vindictive boob biting bastards.

Someone send help.

RIP rablissful

[penguin129]

Oct 18, 2015 20:57:09 GMT -5 rablissful said:

I'm dying thinking of penguins as vindictive boob biting bastards.

Someone send help.

RIP rablissful

Watch out! I'm coming for you! LOL!

[rablissful]

Oct 18, 2015 21:08:36 GMT -5 penguin129 said:

Oct 18, 2015 20:57:09 GMT -5 rablissful said:

I'm dying thinking of penguins as vindictive boob biting bastards.

Someone send help.

RIP rablissful

Watch out! I'm coming for you! LOL!

/ded

[penguin129]

Oct 18, 2015 21:09:09 GMT -5 rablissful said:

Oct 18, 2015 21:08:36 GMT -5 penguin129 said:

Watch out! I'm coming for you! LOL!

/ded

ILY!

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[penguin129]

Oct 18, 2015 21:35:34 GMT -5 @wallflwr926 said:

LOL!!! You win I bow to you.

[rablissful]

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Edit: Wrong Gif

[emilie]

My (clothed) butt was once featured in a national print ad campaign.

[thechickencoop]

I don't have a middle name.

[gabride2010]

I had a freak accident when I was 9 that involved my brother and my eye. My pupil (the black hole in the middle of your eye) is misshaped. I developed a cataract, and I had surgery to fix it at the ripe old age of 26.

[housecarder]

Oct 18, 2015 17:53:21 GMT -5 PepperPottsJ said:

Oct 18, 2015 16:37:18 GMT -5 spicysalmonroll said:

penguin129 I did the same thing! Shipped a box of clothes and blankets, stuff my 2 door coupe with breakables, sold all my furniture and drove across the country alone when I was 22. Good times

husbandcarder (do I have this right??) you have competition

Eta I had intended to quote spicysalmonroll's prior post no clue how I messed that up!!

Haha idk. Has spicysalmonroll ever put her sexscapades into spreadsheet format and emailed them to her fiancé?

[housecarder]

Mine would probably be that as a teenager I wanted to be a marine biologist and spent the summer as a intern at the zoo. Hundreds of teens applied and I got one of the like 14 spots in the dolphin pavilion. I got to make their food and shadow the trainers. I also cleaned the stands in between shows, which isn't bad when you have dolphins swimming next to you.

[spicysalmonroll]

Oct 19, 2015 5:13:43 GMT -5 thechickencoop said:

I don't have a middle name.

Me neither!! Well when I got married at 30 I legally made my maiden my middle so I guess NOW I have one but that doesn't really count.
I kinda don't want to give my (future) kids middle names either. I liked not having one.

[spicysalmonroll]

Oct 19, 2015 6:42:57 GMT -5 housecarder said:

Oct 18, 2015 17:53:21 GMT -5 PepperPottsJ said:

husbandcarder (do I have this right??) you have competition

Eta I had intended to quote spicysalmonroll's prior post no clue how I messed that up!!

Haha idk. Has spicysalmonroll ever put her sexscapades into spreadsheet format and emailed them to her fiancé?

hahahahah WUT. Can't say that I have, you win! I have them for spending, budgeting, comparing vacations, comparing new cars, party planning, but not that!

[acorn99]

I spent a very short period of time as a professional horse rider, foxhunting the horses of a very entitled rich guy.

He fired me after I went home for a funeral.

[housecarder]

Oct 19, 2015 6:50:01 GMT -5 spicysalmonroll said:

Oct 19, 2015 6:42:57 GMT -5 housecarder said:

Haha idk. Has spicysalmonroll ever put her sexscapades into spreadsheet format and emailed them to her fiancé?

hahahahah WUT. Can't say that I have, you win! I have them for spending, budgeting, comparing vacations, comparing new cars, party planning, but not that!

It came up in a FFFC about someone's husband not knowing their actual number of people they'd been with because it never came up. So I confessed that when we first got engaged that my husband, who is an accountant, sent me a spreadsheet with everyone he had been with, including columns for names, age, relationship status, checked boxes for anal, oral, or vaginal, and any other info he thought was relevant. I opened it and immediately was like "Nope! Don't need that much detail about anything." closed it, and sent him a tl;dr response.
I appreciate the sentiment of being open with your fiancé, but no thank you.

[housecarder]

Oct 19, 2015 5:13:43 GMT -5 thechickencoop said:

I don't have a middle name.

But what did your parents call you when they were mad?
Both my kids have two MNs. They know how much trouble they are in by if they get their full name over nickname (Jocelyn over Jocie) or one or two middle names.

[spicysalmonroll]

housecarder, shut up that is the funniest thing I've ever heard! Did he already have the list and he just updated it as he went through life, or did he sit down and make it specifically for you?

[spicysalmonroll]

Oct 19, 2015 7:01:01 GMT -5 housecarder said:

Oct 19, 2015 5:13:43 GMT -5 thechickencoop said:

I don't have a middle name.

But what did your parents call you when they were mad?
Both my kids have two MNs. They know how much trouble they are in by if they get their full name over nickname (Jocelyn over Jocie) or one or two middle names.

That's the funny thing is that I have a half a first name too. Example (not my name) Sam rather than Samantha.
My best friend in college thought that was just insane so she would call me the full version of my name plus a middle she made up for me. lol

[housecarder]

Oct 19, 2015 7:02:04 GMT -5 spicysalmonroll said:

housecarder, shut up that is the funniest thing I've ever heard! Did he already have the list and he just updated it as he went through life, or did he sit down and make it specifically for you?

Sat down and made it specifically for me. That masters education being put to really good use there. Lol
The problem I had with the list is that we knew each other since we were 14, so some of the people I knew personally. DNW those mental images in my head when I see their names and a check mark in the anal box.

[housecarder]

I have to admit, it was probably the most entertaining FFFC without any flames.

[icedtea]

Between the penguins and the sex spreadsheet, this has made my morning. I also love spreadsheets, but have not gone quite that far.

Also, re: penguins: I almost volunteered at the New England Aquarium one summer in college and was definitely warned that they are super evil.

[jwinct]

I have a firebelly newt that is approximately 29 years old. My mom bought me two of them when I was in 5th grade. I named them Elizabeth and Kyle, after two characters from the original TV show "V" that was on in the mid 80s. My cats knocked their tank over right after DH and I moved in 2006 and I never found Kyle (I fear he was eaten - I cried), but I found Elizabeth buried in the gravel, still alive. She resides in a small tank on my kitchen counter and keeps me company while I'm in there.