Friday confessional.....

[requiressnacks]

Come on in....confess here....we won't get mad at you.

[requiressnacks]

I left my husband a racy note yesterday morning because I knew I was working late and wouldn't see him (it said something like "I want to take a ride on the salami expressway this weekend") Well, unbeknownst to me, H had my BIL come over and let our dog out. So BIL saw my note before H.

( Partial FFFC/embarrassing sorry. )

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DH does almost all of the cleaning and laundry. We made a deal when we lived in a 1 bedroom apartment, and it has stuck around to our 4 bedroom house. I'd help if he asked, but he never does.

[ironbaby]

requiressnacks, BAHAHAHA. Although, I think admitting that you wrote something akin to "salami expressway" is the real confession here.

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ok, Wednesday night our puppy pooped on the bath mat. I plopped it in the toilet, threw the mat in the washing machine, washed my hands, then sat on the potty to pee. Uhm, I sat in dog poop. I cringed, kept peeing, then cleaned up. Ugh, I disgusted myself and was gagging while peeing. It was awful.

[joy]

Around 11am yesterday, I became aware that my CD1 was going awry. An emergency trip to Gap (a block from work) was necessary. I needed new jeans anyway.

I've had my period for 23 years. And I've learned nothing.

Well, I have learned to laugh at myself. That helps!

[judyblume14]

Oct 23, 2015 7:09:10 GMT -5 joy said:

Around 11am yesterday, I became aware that my CD1 was going awry. An emergency trip to Gap (a block from work) was necessary. I needed new jeans anyway.

I've had my period for 23 years. And I've learned nothing.

Well, I have learned to laugh at myself. That helps!

Ugh, I'm embarrassed to admit that we are twinsies. At 32 years old, I FORGOT to change my tampon at work yesterday.  I was really focused and didn't move from my desk until about 2:00. And when I finally did... yikes.

Though, without only 18 years of menstruation under my belt, I am basically a novice compared to you, joy. ;-)

[mosdub]

@kellbell ew!

[mosdub]

Oct 23, 2015 7:09:10 GMT -5 joy said:

Around 11am yesterday, I became aware that my CD1 was going awry. An emergency trip to Gap (a block from work) was necessary. I needed new jeans anyway.

I've had my period for 23 years. And I've learned nothing.

Well, I have learned to laugh at myself. That helps!

I had the same confession a month ago or so! I said the same thing - I should know by now.  I should know how to take care of this. 

[joy]

Oct 23, 2015 7:19:56 GMT -5 judyblume14 said:

Oct 23, 2015 7:09:10 GMT -5 joy said:

Around 11am yesterday, I became aware that my CD1 was going awry. An emergency trip to Gap (a block from work) was necessary. I needed new jeans anyway.

I've had my period for 23 years. And I've learned nothing.

Well, I have learned to laugh at myself. That helps!

Ugh, I'm embarrassed to admit that we are twinsies. At 32 years old, I FORGOT to change my tampon at work yesterday.  I was really focused and didn't move from my desk until about 2:00. And when I finally did... yikes.

Though, without only 18 years of menstruation under my belt, I am basically a novice compared to you, joy. ;-)

Haha! I'm sorry, but this makes me feel even better. It still happens - even after all this time - to many of us!

I bought new compact tampons so I'd have a box at work. I went to use one yesterday and was baffled by the applicator. It wouldn't work? I had to read the directions after a very failed attempt.

I was a 13 year old girl yesterday. It was ridiculous.

[mosdub]

joy I don't know what your sig image is all about but I think it should say "I HAVE A GREAT BATTITUDE"

[ellabee]

I too had a period mishap at work last cycle. I was in an all day meeting and thought I could make it to the allotted bathroom break on the agenda. Halfway through a presentation I realized I would not. I felt like I was back in high school.

[thechickencoop]

<---- has been rocking out to Selena Gomez lately.

[pinkcat]

FFFC- I was way too excited about finally get a Bronze Reg trophy. I still like seeing it when I post.

Imagine how excited I'll be in 3 years when I finally make it to silver...

[requiressnacks]

Oct 23, 2015 7:00:31 GMT -5 ironbaby said:

requiressnacks, BAHAHAHA. Although, I think admitting that you wrote something akin to "salami expressway" is the real confession here.

MH is very italian. I make a lot of inappropriate sex jokes involving cured meats. Salami, prosciutto, capicola.... I could go on and on.

[juliayadda]

FFFC: I am already whining about how cold it is out. #I'mcoldnow #whycan'titalwaysbe12degreesout #centigrade

[ironbaby]

requiressnacks, DNW sex + cured meat, in any fashion. However, H often asks me if I'd like to go to "pound town," which I readily agree to, so I don't think I am besting you in any way.

You get to Pound Town via train, if anyone was interested.

@kellbell, I am simultaneously incredibly sorry for you and exceptionally grateful, for that story is both frightening and hilarious.

[mosdub]

Oct 23, 2015 8:23:37 GMT -5 juliayadda said:

FFFC: I am already whining about how cold it is out. #I'mcoldnow #whycan'titalwaysbe12degreesout #centigrade

TIT. 

[mosdub]

P.S. juliayadda me too It's not even really cold yet, but I don't like it.

[ironbaby]

Oct 23, 2015 8:23:37 GMT -5 juliayadda said:

FFFC: I am already whining about how cold it is out. #I'mcoldnow #whycan'titalwaysbe12degreesout #centigrade

If you turn this into a Canadian thread a la Parenting, I'll die.

WTF is 12 degrees centigrade? Yes, I know I can google.

Also #tit <-- mosdub beat me to it

[singingsea]

FFFC: I had a sexy dream last night that didn't involve H. Just some random guy my mind made up. Holy shit he was hot.

[joy]

Oct 23, 2015 7:38:38 GMT -5 mosdub said:

joy I don't know what your sig image is all about but I think it should say "I HAVE A GREAT BATTITUDE"

Hahaha.  That's Batman from The Lego Movie.  He's basically a dick who thinks he's awesome.  It cracks me up.

But really, his angered face, staring down at something (or someone) that he threw there while saying "I have a great attitude!" sums up my feelings on life right now :-)

[ironbaby]

FFFC: I have gained almost 20 pounds in the last year (not my confession). I have two pairs of jeans and one pair of dress pants that I wore continuously through my enlargening, which have now stretched right along with me. I refuse to buy new pants, even though the only ones I wear are most definitely no longer the single digit size the tag reads.

[juliayadda]

Oct 23, 2015 8:47:30 GMT -5 ironbaby said:

FFFC: I have gained almost 20 pounds in the last year (not my confession). I have two pairs of jeans and one pair of dress pants that I wore continuously through my enlargening, which have now stretched right along with me. I refuse to buy new pants, even though the only ones I wear are most definitely no longer the single digit size the tag reads.

Story of my freaking life!!! Leggings have been my go to as they are like 6 bucks and stretchy. I also only wear long tops to hide my bulging zipper on the no longer size 14 dress pants I wear... 

[juliayadda]

Oct 23, 2015 8:29:53 GMT -5 ironbaby said:

Oct 23, 2015 8:23:37 GMT -5 juliayadda said:

FFFC: I am already whining about how cold it is out. #I'mcoldnow #whycan'titalwaysbe12degreesout #centigrade

If you turn this into a Canadian thread a la Parenting, I'll die.

WTF is 12 degrees centigrade? Yes, I know I can google.

Also #tit <-- mosdub beat me to it

I am going to say 45 F? ALL THREADS ARE CANADIAN THREADS IF I AM IN THEM!!! 

METRIC SYSTEM GET WITH IT. FOR SERIOUS.

mosdub, ILY

#tit is now trending on twitter ironbaby,

[ironbaby]

Oct 23, 2015 8:53:27 GMT -5 juliayadda said:

Oct 23, 2015 8:29:53 GMT -5 ironbaby said:

If you turn this into a Canadian thread a la Parenting, I'll die.

WTF is 12 degrees centigrade? Yes, I know I can google.

Also #tit <-- mosdub beat me to it

I am going to say 45 F? ALL THREADS ARE CANADIAN THREADS IF I AM IN THEM!!! 

METRIC SYSTEM GET WITH IT. FOR SERIOUS.

mosdub, ILY

#tit is now trending on twitter ironbaby,

Wait, so you always want it to be 45 degrees (F, obviously)?

I looked it up. 12 degrees C = 53.6 F

That is still fucking cold. Why would you want that???

Also, WTF is centigrade. Yeah, I looked it up too. Celsius is still the right word.

All this to say, I still love you. But you are completely off base here.

[ironbaby]

#tit should be the LT, jus' sayin'

[Rama]

Oct 23, 2015 8:58:54 GMT -5 ironbaby said:

Oct 23, 2015 8:53:27 GMT -5 juliayadda said:

I am going to say 45 F? ALL THREADS ARE CANADIAN THREADS IF I AM IN THEM!!! 

METRIC SYSTEM GET WITH IT. FOR SERIOUS.

mosdub, ILY

#tit is now trending on twitter ironbaby,

Wait, so you always want it to be 45 degrees (F, obviously)?

I looked it up. 12 degrees C = 53.6 F

That is still fucking cold. Why would you want that???

Also, WTF is centigrade. Yeah, I looked it up too. Celsius is still the right word.

All this to say, I still love you. But you are completely off base here.

*sits with Julia*

I'd be in heaven for 12*C weather all the time. (And prefer "Centigrade" over "Celsius"...)

[ironbaby]

Now I am lost on the internet learning about centrigrade versus celsius.

Ya'll. There had to be a fricking TREATY to /gavel which name was correct. At an international conference on weights and measures.

How do people get so passionate about temperature that we need a treaty?

#Kelvinforthewin

[ironbaby]

Oct 23, 2015 9:01:13 GMT -5 Rama said:

Oct 23, 2015 8:58:54 GMT -5 ironbaby said:

Wait, so you always want it to be 45 degrees (F, obviously)?

I looked it up. 12 degrees C = 53.6 F

That is still fucking cold. Why would you want that???

Also, WTF is centigrade. Yeah, I looked it up too. Celsius is still the right word.

All this to say, I still love you. But you are completely off base here.

*sits with Julia*

I'd be in heaven for 12*C weather all the time. (And prefer "Centigrade" over "Celsius"...)

According to the Treaty of the Meter, you're wrong.

Wrong, I say!