Post by requiressnacks on Oct 23, 2015 5:42:11 GMT -5
I left my husband a racy note yesterday morning because I knew I was working late and wouldn't see him (it said something like "I want to take a ride on the salami expressway this weekend") Well, unbeknownst to me, H had my BIL come over and let our dog out. So BIL saw my note before H.
DH does almost all of the cleaning and laundry. We made a deal when we lived in a 1 bedroom apartment, and it has stuck around to our 4 bedroom house. I'd help if he asked, but he never does.
ok, Wednesday night our puppy pooped on the bath mat. I plopped it in the toilet, threw the mat in the washing machine, washed my hands, then sat on the potty to pee. Uhm, I sat in dog poop. I cringed, kept peeing, then cleaned up. Ugh, I disgusted myself and was gagging while peeing. It was awful.
Around 11am yesterday, I became aware that my CD1 was going awry. An emergency trip to Gap (a block from work) was necessary. I needed new jeans anyway.
I've had my period for 23 years. And I've learned nothing.
Well, I have learned to laugh at myself. That helps!
Around 11am yesterday, I became aware that my CD1 was going awry. An emergency trip to Gap (a block from work) was necessary. I needed new jeans anyway.
I've had my period for 23 years. And I've learned nothing.
Well, I have learned to laugh at myself. That helps!
Ugh, I'm embarrassed to admit that we are twinsies. At 32 years old, I FORGOT to change my tampon at work yesterday. I was really focused and didn't move from my desk until about 2:00. And when I finally did... yikes.
Though, without only 18 years of menstruation under my belt, I am basically a novice compared to you, joy. ;-)
Around 11am yesterday, I became aware that my CD1 was going awry. An emergency trip to Gap (a block from work) was necessary. I needed new jeans anyway.
I've had my period for 23 years. And I've learned nothing.
Well, I have learned to laugh at myself. That helps!
I had the same confession a month ago or so! I said the same thing - I should know by now. I should know how to take care of this.
Around 11am yesterday, I became aware that my CD1 was going awry. An emergency trip to Gap (a block from work) was necessary. I needed new jeans anyway.
I've had my period for 23 years. And I've learned nothing.
Well, I have learned to laugh at myself. That helps!
Ugh, I'm embarrassed to admit that we are twinsies. At 32 years old, I FORGOT to change my tampon at work yesterday. I was really focused and didn't move from my desk until about 2:00. And when I finally did... yikes.
Though, without only 18 years of menstruation under my belt, I am basically a novice compared to you, joy. ;-)
Haha! I'm sorry, but this makes me feel even better. It still happens - even after all this time - to many of us!
I bought new compact tampons so I'd have a box at work. I went to use one yesterday and was baffled by the applicator. It wouldn't work? I had to read the directions after a very failed attempt.
I was a 13 year old girl yesterday. It was ridiculous.
I too had a period mishap at work last cycle. I was in an all day meeting and thought I could make it to the allotted bathroom break on the agenda. Halfway through a presentation I realized I would not. I felt like I was back in high school.
requiressnacks, DNW sex + cured meat, in any fashion. However, H often asks me if I'd like to go to "pound town," which I readily agree to, so I don't think I am besting you in any way.
You get to Pound Town via train, if anyone was interested.
@kellbell, I am simultaneously incredibly sorry for you and exceptionally grateful, for that story is both frightening and hilarious.
joy I don't know what your sig image is all about but I think it should say "I HAVE A GREAT BATTITUDE"
Hahaha. That's Batman from The Lego Movie. He's basically a dick who thinks he's awesome. It cracks me up.
But really, his angered face, staring down at something (or someone) that he threw there while saying "I have a great attitude!" sums up my feelings on life right now :-)
FFFC: I have gained almost 20 pounds in the last year (not my confession). I have two pairs of jeans and one pair of dress pants that I wore continuously through my enlargening, which have now stretched right along with me. I refuse to buy new pants, even though the only ones I wear are most definitely no longer the single digit size the tag reads.
FFFC: I have gained almost 20 pounds in the last year (not my confession). I have two pairs of jeans and one pair of dress pants that I wore continuously through my enlargening, which have now stretched right along with me. I refuse to buy new pants, even though the only ones I wear are most definitely no longer the single digit size the tag reads.
Story of my freaking life!!! Leggings have been my go to as they are like 6 bucks and stretchy. I also only wear long tops to hide my bulging zipper on the no longer size 14 dress pants I wear...
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