You slept for 4 hours and then another 3 hours. I feel like a human and I am so happy. Let's do this every night, okay?
Love, Your happily rested mama
Dear DH,
I get that the mets are in the World Series and the panthers are doing well but if you complain one more time about being tired bc you stayed up late watching sports, I will kill you. You get to sleep with no interruptions at night.
I love to stare into your big, blue eyes - just not so much at 4 am. Also, please move your longest sleeping stretch to the beginning of the night, so Mommy can enjoy it too. And, it's 8:30 AM. You need to wake up and nurse before Mommy's boobs explode.
You are officially one day late. Please come out and play. Everyone is so excited me meet you, mommy is super uncomfortable and over everyone asking where you are.
It would be great if you could work on coordinating your naps, so that I can get back to things like showering and eating lunch daily. This alternating nap thing is not working out.
Thx! Hungry stinky mommy
My daughter had this crazy ability to wake up exactly 15 minutes after my son fell asleep--no matter what time of day or how long she had already been napping. You could set a clock to it! They eventually worked it out so I could get 30-45 minutes or so.
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