Apparently we've all been doing it wrong.

[Ray]

Read on for some very scientific-y science stuff about how to get pregnant by aligning our cycles with the moon.

Srs bsns.

empoweredsustenance.com/balance-hormones-with-moon/

[SheilaTheTank]

/ded at lunaception.

[Evelyn3]

Oct 29, 2015 20:28:29 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

/ded at lunaception.

+1  lol

[rablissful]

[SheilaTheTank]

What I took away from this: night lights are the devil and your eyes and ears can sense light.

My life has been nothing but lies up until this point.

[Ray]

Lol like I said to @led - the shit you find on Pinterest lol

[Ray]

My favourite part. Lol it's fact.

[Ray]

lol hippo we already all know your easy pol

[Ray]

Oct 29, 2015 20:38:52 GMT -5 Ray said:

lol hippo we already all know your easy pol

Best autocorrect ever.

**crazy

[rablissful]

Oct 29, 2015 20:37:19 GMT -5 Ray said:

My favourite part. Lol it's fact.

I love how that means all women had their periods at the same time.

Sad sad week in the villages.

[SheilaTheTank]

Oct 29, 2015 20:37:19 GMT -5 Ray said:

My favourite part. Lol it's fact.

How the fuck do you even gather the data for that statistic? Is there a massive tome of every woman's CD1 and cycle length? Where would you find this holy grail of utes?

[Ray]

Oct 29, 2015 20:40:29 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

Oct 29, 2015 20:37:19 GMT -5 Ray said:

My favourite part. Lol it's fact.

How the fuck do you even gather the data for that statistic? Is there a massive tome of every woman's CD1 and cycle length? Where would you find this holy grail of utes?

fertility friend

[SheilaTheTank]

Oct 29, 2015 20:42:39 GMT -5 Ray said:

Oct 29, 2015 20:40:29 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

How the fuck do you even gather the data for that statistic? Is there a massive tome of every woman's CD1 and cycle length? Where would you find this holy grail of utes?

fertility friend

Didn't know the fertility friend app existed in precolonial times. 

[rablissful]

Oct 29, 2015 20:40:29 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

Oct 29, 2015 20:37:19 GMT -5 Ray said:

My favourite part. Lol it's fact.

How the fuck do you even gather the data for that statistic? Is there a massive tome of every woman's CD1 and cycle length? Where would you find this holy grail of utes?

fucking ded

[SheilaTheTank]

Good lord, this woman does a whole thing on toxic mattresses and magnetic waves. She recommends wearing melatonin glasses while watching tv before bed. Why do these even exist?

[Ray]

Oct 29, 2015 20:46:42 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

Oct 29, 2015 20:42:39 GMT -5 Ray said:

fertility friend

Didn't know the fertility friend app existed in precolonial times. 

Yes it did. No VIP though.

[rablissful]

Oct 29, 2015 20:53:25 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

Good lord, this woman does a whole thing on toxic mattresses and magnetic waves. She recommends wearing melatonin glasses while watching tv before bed. Why do these even exist?

[rablissful]

Oct 29, 2015 20:56:52 GMT -5 Ray said:

Oct 29, 2015 20:46:42 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

Didn't know the fertility friend app existed in precolonial times. 

Yes it did. No VIP though.

[SheilaTheTank]

Oct 29, 2015 20:58:26 GMT -5 rablissful said:

Oct 29, 2015 20:53:25 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

Good lord, this woman does a whole thing on toxic mattresses and magnetic waves. She recommends wearing melatonin glasses while watching tv before bed. Why do these even exist?

Seriously this woman's page is a train wreck. I can't look away. She's the kind of person who would want you to own a non-gmo, organic, grain free, rain forest friendly, deodorant rock. 

[mosdub]

Don't know why for sure, but this feels relevant:

[rablissful]

Oct 29, 2015 21:01:54 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

Oct 29, 2015 20:58:26 GMT -5 rablissful said:

Seriously this woman's page is a train wreck. I can't look away. She's the kind of person who would want you to own a non-gmo, organic, grain free, rain forest friendly, deodorant rock. 

I only read a little and was like

[Sammich_Cat]

Oct 29, 2015 20:36:10 GMT -5 hippo said:

Oct 29, 2015 20:23:28 GMT -5 Ray said:

Read on for some very scientific-y science stuff about how to get pregnant by aligning our cycles with the moon.

Srs bsns.

empoweredsustenance.com/balance-hormones-with-moon/

Wasn't there an old poster on TTGP that posted this? I can't for the life of me remember the SN but she also talked a lot about CM.  Someone else please validate this so I know I'm not crazy.

I remember it!

[goldenlove3]

Well I'm in luck! It's a full moon and I should be ovulating today. If I get KTFU this cycle, I'm giving all credit to the moon instead of my RE.

[thechickencoop]

Oct 29, 2015 21:25:55 GMT -5 Sammich_Cat said:

Oct 29, 2015 20:36:10 GMT -5 hippo said:

Wasn't there an old poster on TTGP that posted this? I can't for the life of me remember the SN but she also talked a lot about CM.  Someone else please validate this so I know I'm not crazy.

I remember it!

I remember this too....just...uhhh...I have no clue who. Or I may be remembering us talked about her because I have a feeling this might have been a long time ago?

Either way, this crazy sounds familiar.

[wanderingheart]

Well I guess my body usually operates on an eternal eclipse cycle. #thatsfun

[wanderingheart]

Oct 29, 2015 21:39:30 GMT -5 thechickencoop said:

Oct 29, 2015 21:25:55 GMT -5 Sammich_Cat said:

I remember it!

I remember this too....just...uhhh...I have no clue who. Or I may be remembering us talked about her because I have a feeling this might have been a long time ago?

Either way, this crazy sounds familiar.

Started with a b.....bracing....I can't remember. She was the CM lady, but I don't remember the moon thing.

[Deleted]

I thought this thread was going to be about converting Celcius to Fahrenheit.

I'm very disappointed.

[Deleted]

Oct 29, 2015 20:53:25 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

Good lord, this woman does a whole thing on toxic mattresses and magnetic waves. She recommends wearing melatonin glasses while watching tv before bed. Why do these even exist?

I haven't scrolled all the way up, but someone needs to explain to me how on earth you make melatonin glasses.

[Ray]

Oct 29, 2015 21:51:13 GMT -5 @wallflwr926 said:

I thought this thread was going to be about converting Celcius to Fahrenheit.

I'm very disappointed.

#sorry
#cuzimcanadian

[Sammich_Cat]

Oct 29, 2015 22:09:00 GMT -5 hippo said:

Oct 29, 2015 21:25:55 GMT -5 Sammich_Cat said:

I remember it!

Thank god. Who was the OP?

Oh, no. I meant I remembered when it all went down and reading all that bullshit. Sorry!