Post by thechickencoop on Oct 30, 2015 6:37:40 GMT -5
Before I get into bed I will take off my pj pants and leave them on the floor right by my side of the bed. Our dog always sleeps right there so by default he sleeps on my pants. When I get up in the morning....HELLO warmed pj pants.
Brought to you by how fucking cold it's been lately.
Post by thechickencoop on Oct 30, 2015 6:41:40 GMT -5
I plan on eating roughly 3/4 of DS's Halloween candy. Not because I care if he eats it or not but I have a serious sweet tooth. And he's still young enough to not really remember exactly how much candy he'll get.
thechickencoop I'm here! First of all, your PJ pants story cracked me up. Second, my kid is two and the only candy he eats is a single M&M when he pees on the potty. I wish he could trick or treat without the candy this year. That's not an option though so Mommy and Daddy will just have to eat it!
I plan on eating roughly 3/4 of DS's Halloween candy. Not because I care if he eats it or not but I have a serious sweet tooth. And he's still young enough to not really remember exactly how much candy he'll get.
#parentoftheyear
Somehow all my snickers would look like it would have a hole in it which means I couldnt have it. But my mom would eat them cause they were her favorite and she was just stealing them.
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Our dog got groomed last week and he must have had a matt in the hair on his face that I missed. Well, the groomer just went ahead and shaved his face instead of calling and asking what we wanted to do. He's still adorable but I'm used to a big poofy face so it's still kind of shocking to me. We have family pictures next weekend and I'm irrationally upset that he looks like a poodle instead of a doodle.
FFFC of being an ultimate dork: as I kid I barely ate my Halloween candy. The fun part for me was cataloguing what I got. Then I just ate the reeses and dots, and left the rest to my parents/to rot.
Also, I'm ready for the colder weather. This summer was brutal.
So, after a long day of walking around, MH and I were making our way back to the Bellagio to relax before dinner. All of a sudden, I had a grumbling in my tummy and I knew that something bad was about to happen. I tell MH that I need a bathroom urgently and we veer into The Flamingo. I start running walking briskly towards the bathroom and all of a sudden my ass explodes. (think runny soup) Luckily I was about 15 feet from the bathroom. I go in, sit down and start to clean myself up. I get the situation under control and luckily I had on black pants and a long shirt. I wash my hands, meet MH and pretend like nothing happened. We get back to the hotel and I rinsed my pants and underwear and put them in a shopping bag and then hop in the shower. Never told MH and I felt totally fine. Weirdest thing.
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I plan on eating roughly 3/4 of DS's Halloween candy. Not because I care if he eats it or not but I have a serious sweet tooth. And he's still young enough to not really remember exactly how much candy he'll get.
#parentoftheyear
My lame confession: When I got home from trick or treating I used to sort and count my candy that night and make notes as to what I had. If any went missing I knew.
My brother didn't realize this and ate the two king sized candy bars out of my bag one year and I threw a tantrum of epic proportions, because... MY CANDY. My mom made him go out and buy me 4 king sized candy bars to make up for it.
FFFC of being an ultimate dork: as I kid I barely ate my Halloween candy. The fun part for me was cataloguing what I got. Then I just ate the reeses and dots, and left the rest to my parents/to rot.
Also, I'm ready for the colder weather. This summer was brutal.
YAS! My candy was cataloged and organized neatly in a caboodle box and lasted me like 8 months.
I do not understand why you would eat the Reece's and Dots and abandon the rest, though. Those would be at the bottom of my list.
I cannot explain my love of Dots, it makes no sense. All gummy things are my kryptonite. I probably also ate any chips and Hershey bars. But I've never had much of a sweet tooth, and have never liked Snickers, Butterfingers, etc.
Post by mustloveerica on Oct 30, 2015 8:31:11 GMT -5
When I was a kid I used to hide my Halloween candy in the freezer in a broccoli bag. My sisters spent years wondering how I made my candy last a whole year. Until I was about 22 and my broccoli bag was discovered.
FFFC of being an ultimate dork: as I kid I barely ate my Halloween candy. The fun part for me was cataloguing what I got. Then I just ate the reeses and dots, and left the rest to my parents/to rot.
Also, I'm ready for the colder weather. This summer was brutal.
My candy never lasted long enough to be cataloged. My mom always tells the story of when I was really little and went out trick-or-treating. All of a sudden she noticed I wasn't by her side so she turned around and saw me plopped down in the middle of the road in my fuzzy bunny costume, eating the candy. Apparently I just couldn't wait to get home.
DD will be trick-or-treating with her cousins this year but since she's not even 2 yet, she will eat a few plain M&Ms, MH will get the Reese's cups, I will get the Butterfingers, and the rest will be taken to my work to be devoured by the vultures there.
I once broke up with a guy over a drowned cellphone.
How do you drown a cell phone? So many questions with this one.
I had just started seeing a guy. He was super sweet and naive, which was good for me at the time since I tend to like loser players. Anyway, the important thing is that what he had going for him was that he was sweet and innocent.
Well, we're at the pool, and he refuses to get in. I keep begging him to swim with me; no dice. Finally, after much persuasion, he bites the bullet and jumps in.
He sputters up out of the water cussing like a sailor. I mean, over the top obscene. Now, I cuss A LOT. This level of profanity scared ME. There were tons of families and little kids around, and when I asked him to keep it down, he just kept spewing cuss words. Of course, because his cell phone was in his pocket and now completely ruined.
Remember now, he was the sweet one. Well, that illusion was busted, so I never saw him again.
How do you drown a cell phone? So many questions with this one.
I had just started seeing a guy. He was super sweet and naive, which was good for me at the time since I tend to like loser players. Anyway, the important thing is that what he had going for him was that he was sweet and innocent.
Well, we're at the pool, and he refuses to get in. I keep begging him to swim with me; no dice. Finally, after much persuasion, he bites the bullet and jumps in.
He sputters up out of the water cussing like a sailor. I mean, over the top obscene. Now, I cuss A LOT. This level of profanity scared ME. There were tons of families and little kids around, and when I asked him to keep it down, he just kept spewing cuss words. Of course, because his cell phone was in his pocket and now completely ruined.
Remember now, he was the sweet one. Well, that illusion was busted, so I never saw him again.
This seems more like you broke up with him because he turned out to be an asshole.
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