So how often do YOU steam clean your vajayjay?

[Deleted]

Just curious because this is a thing apparently?   I mean Gwynth is the specialist of snowflakes, no doubt, but someone is offering this service in the first place?   



m.usmagazine.com/celebrity-beauty/news/gwyneth-paltrow-gets-vagina-steam-at-spa-preaches-its-virtues-on-goop-2015291

[mmo2112]

"The real golden ticket here is the Mugworth V-Steam: You sit on what is essentially a mini-throne, and a combination of infrared and mugwort steam cleanses your uterus, et al."

That seems physically possible. Just goes straight up through your cervix, yeah?

Also, whole new level of disgusting associated with the word "goop," which I already loathed.

[sugarbean17]

Wow! I had no idea that was a thing. I wonder how many women are going to go out and do this now?!

[Deleted]

I don't know about you guys, but steam up my vagina sounds fucking painful.

[nettje]

For realz?

So it's a glorified douche? Wouldn't that upset the ph balance of your vagina? And something most drs advise against?

[tatersalad]

Gross. She is officially the specialist of the snowflakes fo sho.

[wormgerm]

I saw this on an episode of the Tia and Tamara reality show a year or so ago. They wore these kimono robe things and sat on a glorified steaming portapotty. I guess I could just hover over my cold steam oil diffuser and pretend I'm in LA.

[blasto!]

Jan 29, 2015 17:26:13 GMT -5 mmo2112 said:

"The real golden ticket here is the Mugworth V-Steam: You sit on what is essentially a mini-throne, and a combination of infrared and mugwort steam cleanses your uterus, et al."

That seems physically possible. Just goes straight up through your cervix, yeah?

Also, whole new level of disgusting associated with the word "goop," which I already loathed.

This was exactly the sentence that really got me. The headline alone raised my bullshit preparedness level pretty significantly, but seriously? It cleans out your uterus?? Not buying.

[mmo2112]

Jan 29, 2015 17:29:34 GMT -5 @littlebee said:

I don't know about you guys, but steam up my vagina sounds fucking painful.

Yeah, and doesn't it need to be like 2398472398 degrees to kill bacteria anyway?  Assuming its not, wouldn't that just breed more bacteria?  (Vom.)

Is SS Gwyneth trolling us?

[Deleted]

Can I assume my OB would recommend me to NOT do this while pregnant?

[Deleted]

This whole thread reminds of that one SS that posted on the dump a while back asking if she could die if her SO went down on her. Something to do with blowing air up her cooch?

[mrskblack11]

Claims it is an "energetic release".....

[khaze]

This is one thing I am having no issues missing out on.
jimbobcooter - going to take a stab in the dark here, but I am guessing it would not be recommended. Bummer! Probably should be ok after your 6 week PP checkup

[billyhorrible]

I feel like someone misunderstood - "steaming your curtains" refers to your actual window curtains. Not meat curtains.

[holliberry28]

Gwenyth is something else alright.

On a side note, I used to get bladder infections when I was little and my mom used to make me squat over a bin filled with boiling water to help with the pain. Haha. I think here it's called a sitz bath?

[nicolec78]

I think it's a "I'm so rich let's see how I can waste my money and time thing". I could go for a pedicure though.

[purpledaisy923]

People actually do this?!?!?

[kemdupuis]

Hahahaha this is SO incredibly strange. I can't believe the crazy things people will try.

[taisree]

Jan 29, 2015 17:29:34 GMT -5 @littlebee said:

I don't know about you guys, but steam up my vagina sounds fucking painful.

Exactly.

Couldn't open the link but I predict some clueless girls trying this and home and going horribly wrong.
Who the hell comes up this crap? SMH.

[erbear]

I just involuntarily closed my legs. No thanks!

[leenziepops]

Cool, now i get a 2nd use when hiring the carpet steam cleaner. Cleaning out all the "rugs"

[ladysif]

I just read an article about this, too - apparently there is now a huge surge in women seeking the steam clean. It just sounds painful.

[sugarkissed]

Ugh... just why?!

[teenybird]

I think local ERs may see an increase in vulva scald wounds for the DIY types who are stupid enough to try this on their own. My word, the dumb shit people hawk as "healthy" these days! Though I guess we can't forget that mercury used to be touted as a cure for STDs, Coca Cola up the cooch used to be thought of as a douche/contraceptive, and the product Lysol was originally intended to be a douche. Yowch!!

[schnurette]

Jan 29, 2015 17:50:44 GMT -5 @littlebee said:

This whole thread reminds of that one SS that posted on the dump a while back asking if she could die if her SO went down on her. Something to do with blowing air up her cooch?

Oh my god I remember this! We should track her down and point her into the direction of Gweneth...who would no doubt confirm her worst fears with a story of the time a friend of a friend of hers went to an unlicensed vagina steamer and died of an angry hymen.

[hb4]

What. The. Fuck!

[noeliav]

Of course it would be Gwennie saying such nonsense. Of course.