A Valentine's Day idea for your special someone

[BrewGirl]

I would want mine in white chocolate with nuts. How about you?

[whatsit]

Oh my goodness. Lol! Who comes up with these things?

[icaughtfire]

ETA: my gif failed. Boo.

[whatsit]

Nothing says I love you like a chocolate salty asshole for valentines.

[BrewGirl]

Jan 29, 2015 22:05:41 GMT -5 whatsit said:

Nothing says I love you like a chocolate salty asshole for valentines.

Why buy it when you can get it free at home?

I just gagged a little.

[icaughtfire]

Jan 29, 2015 22:05:41 GMT -5 whatsit said:

Nothing says I love you like a chocolate salty asshole for valentines.

If your asshole is chocolate & salty I suggest a better wiping technique.

[getzystark]

What the fucking fuck?

[SheilaTheTank]

Well that's not what I expected when I opened this thread

[whatsit]

Jan 29, 2015 22:08:01 GMT -5 icaughtfire said:

Jan 29, 2015 22:05:41 GMT -5 whatsit said:

Nothing says I love you like a chocolate salty asshole for valentines.

If your asshole is chocolate & salty I suggest a better wiping technique.

Valentines rimjobs? Now that won't get anyone KTFU ...

[physiomeg]

[SheilaTheTank]

Jan 29, 2015 22:12:21 GMT -5 whatsit said:

Jan 29, 2015 22:08:01 GMT -5 icaughtfire said:

If your asshole is chocolate & salty I suggest a better wiping technique.

Valentines rimjobs? Now that won't get anyone KTFU ...

butt baby?

[JulietRose]

And I gift you this....

[nuggetrn]

Why? Just why? The things I have seen at this place...

[mlgnumbers]

Jan 29, 2015 22:21:35 GMT -5 nuggetrn said:

Why? Just why? The things I have seen at this place...

Ha ha ha ha ha! I'm considering putting a curfew on myself for GKU before bed. Some of the threads are nightmare inducing!

[mlgnumbers]

Jan 29, 2015 22:31:46 GMT -5 hippo said:

Valentine's gift = blowjob. I'm a fancy hippo.

The mental image...

I cannot remove it from my mind.

Damn you, hippo!

[somethingvague]

Jan 29, 2015 22:05:41 GMT -5 whatsit said:

Nothing says I love you like a chocolate salty asshole for valentines.

That escalated quickly.

[GoBigOrGoGnome]

Why in the hell do those exist??? I won't lie and say I wouldn't eat one, though. I love chocolate.

SheilaTheTank I love your Frodo gif!

[kariann12]

It's chocolate? Eh, I'd put it in my mouth.

[wanderingheart]

When I'm craving chocolate, I would prefer for it not to resemble the orifice in which it will later be exiting.

But that's just me.

[nuggetrn]

Jan 29, 2015 22:44:54 GMT -5 wanderingheart said:

When I'm craving chocolate, I would prefer for it not to resemble the orifice in which it will later be exiting.

But that's just me.

[Deleted]

I'm going to go there and ask what kind of filling they have.

[wanderingheart]

Jan 29, 2015 23:08:20 GMT -5 @wallflwr926 said:

I'm going to go there and ask what kind of filling they have.

Don't do it!

[Deleted]

Jan 29, 2015 23:15:19 GMT -5 wanderingheart said:

Jan 29, 2015 23:08:20 GMT -5 @wallflwr926 said:

I'm going to go there and ask what kind of filling they have.

Don't do it!

It can't be undone. Now you're stuck picturing all the different fillings you would normally see.

[Deleted]

Jan 29, 2015 23:19:44 GMT -5 @kemye13 said:

I don't know who would want these. Chocolate penises? sure. Chocolate vagina? why not? Chocolate anus? No thank you!

My SIL wanted to make chocolate penises with white chocolate filling for my sister's bachelorette party. After I finished gagging I told her not a chance in hell.

[achromia]

Since I'm watching the Golden Girls on TV anyway:

[kawaiikitsune]

Why...

[wirt2cute]

I'm enough chocolate for my husband.

[ohinvrtedworld]

This sounds more like an awesome way to dump someone. Along with some glitter in the box to spill everywhere when they open it for extra evil.

[Daikoku]

Nope

[WVaRN]

Jan 30, 2015 0:23:01 GMT -5 ohinvrtedworld said:

This sounds more like an awesome way to dump someone. Along with some glitter in the box to spill everywhere when they open it for extra evil.

wander if BumpMay wants a chocolate asshole? lol