Reasons My Kid is Crying

[kewii]

I think it's about time for another one of these.


Reasons my kid is crying:

-because she wants to sit on my lap
-because she doesn't want to sit on my lap
-because I won't let her have my ice cream
-because she wants to press all the keys on my keyboard
-because I need my car keys to drive the car

[ntdane]

-because I dared to sit down while holding her
-because I set her down when she threw a fit about me holding her
-because her brother is attacking her when she is the one who is mobile and moved onto his lap and has the ability to move away (Owen gets so excited when she does this, lol)

[northernlghts]

I wouldnt let her put my shoe in her mouth
Breakfast wasn't instantaneous

[jjsmom80]

- my kid is crying because I took away the bottle he had not been eating for 10 minutes

- because daddy is not playing peek a boo fast enough

-because I won't let him eat my iPhone

[Deleted]

Because he wants to be held
Because he wants up the stairs
Because he dropped a toy, started playing with something else, and now wants the toy back because his brother is playing with it
I wont let him shove one more blueberry into his mouth (thus spewing more out of his mouth)

[younglove316]

Because I won't let her chew on my phone charger
Because I'm quicker than her and catch her before her hand makes it in the dog food bowl
Because I tried moving her after she fell asleep on me for a nap

[g33kyg1rly]

Because she is clinging onto my leg and I need to move.
Because I took her away from the entertainment center for the 10th time.
Because she wants to picked up.
Because she wants to be put down.
Because I won't let her play with the fork she took out of the dishwasher.
Because I won't let her eat the remote control.

[orriskitten]

Because I was not feeding him fast enough.

Because I tried to feed him more.

I wouldn't let him play with the router.

He wasn't allowed to eat my foot.

He wasn't allowed to eat board books.

He couldn't pull his big sister's hair.

[jjsmom80]

Jan 31, 2015 13:47:55 GMT -5 younglove316 said:

Because I won't let her chew on my phone charger
Because I'm quicker than her and catch her before her hand makes it in the dog food bowl
Because I tried moving her after she fell asleep on me for a nap

DS likes to got for the dogs water dish, we refer to it as the swimming pool...

[younglove316]

Jan 31, 2015 16:44:25 GMT -5 jjsmom80 said:

Jan 31, 2015 13:47:55 GMT -5 younglove316 said:

Because I won't let her chew on my phone charger
Because I'm quicker than her and catch her before her hand makes it in the dog food bowl
Because I tried moving her after she fell asleep on me for a nap

DS likes to got for the dogs water dish, we refer to it as the swimming pool...

Oh yes water dish is a big hit too. My mom also has a big bowl down for her dogs and she loves to try and tip it over. I'm hoping this means she will love the water table she is getting for her birthday

[ellabee]

Because it took me longer than .2 seconds to change her diaper.

Because I won't let her eat the mail.

Because she can't get her sock off.

Because daddy tried to touch whatever she was holding.

[redwine410]

Because I had the audacity to change her poopy diaper.

[kaitkat]

Oh jeez can I say everything lol because today everything is setting her off no doubt because of teeth but still she is miserable!
- because she can't have my phone
- because she played a song she didn't like on my phone
- because we took her jacket off
- because I looked away for a second

[fish8412]

Jan 31, 2015 5:48:47 GMT -5 kewii said:

I think it's about time for another one of these.


Reasons my kid is crying:

-because she wants to sit on my lap
-because she doesn't want to sit on my lap
-because I won't let her have my ice cream
-because she wants to press all the keys on my keyboard
-because I need my car keys to drive the car

Yes to the car keys!!! LO is obsessed with my car keys.  Once she gets a hold of them, she flips out when I take them back.  I got her these teether car keys, but they are not as fascinating to her.

[bennieangel]

Jan 31, 2015 21:24:38 GMT -5 fish8412 said:

Jan 31, 2015 5:48:47 GMT -5 kewii said:

I think it's about time for another one of these.


Reasons my kid is crying:

-because she wants to sit on my lap
-because she doesn't want to sit on my lap
-because I won't let her have my ice cream
-because she wants to press all the keys on my keyboard
-because I need my car keys to drive the car

Yes to the car keys!!! LO is obsessed with my car keys.  Once she gets a hold of them, she flips out when I take them back.  I got her these teether car keys, but they are not as fascinating to her.

Did you get her the metal ones?

[katie1885]

Because she can't play in the dogs water bowl

Because she can't eat the dogfood

Because she can't eat the dog treats

Because I moved two feet from her into the kitchen

Because she hates crawling on the tile and is forced to because she is chasing me into the kitchen

Because I put her down for a second to pee

Because I won't let her eat toilet paper

Because I won't let her eat a hunk of dog hair.....

This is really fun!!!

[katie1885]

Yes to the car keys!!! LO is obsessed with my car keys.  Once she gets a hold of them, she flips out when I take them back.  I got her these teether car keys, but they are not as fascinating to her.[/quote]

This is the same for me too...have you tried the play keys by B. You.? They are metal like real Keyes with plastic tops...LO loves them! I love all those B. You toys and you can get them at target.

[fishbulb]

Glad I'm not the only one whose kid is obsessed with the dog bowls! Kibble must taste awesome as often and I find him putting it in his mouth.

- because I'm putting him in his car seat
- because I'm taking him out of the car seat
- because I won't pick up the sippy cup he's thrown for a forth time even though all he's doing is getting big mouth fulls of water and spitting them down his shirt
- because I won't let him play with electrical cords
- because he got stuck under the exersaucer while en route to dismantling the DVD collection

[bennieangel]

Gah! The car seat crying lately. I don't get it!

[fish8412]

Jan 31, 2015 21:27:59 GMT -5 bennieangel said:

Jan 31, 2015 21:24:38 GMT -5 fish8412 said:

Yes to the car keys!!! LO is obsessed with my car keys.  Once she gets a hold of them, she flips out when I take them back.  I got her these teether car keys, but they are not as fascinating to her.

Did you get her the metal ones?

They are plastic

[bebeski]

Because she has to get dressed

Because she is between sleep cycles in the MOTN?? (Best guess at this point)

Because she wants to climb on to the arms of the couch and then fall off

[threetaboos]

I think an easier question for me today would be what didn't he cry about. -.-

[bandteacher]

Because I helped him brush his teeth.
Because I took away the toothbrush.
Because he got stuck under his walker.
Because he pulled his bottle out of his mouth and wanted more.