Musical Tampon

[ronniesgirl]

www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2016/01/05/the_babypod_is_an_intravaginal_stereo_system_for_your_fetus.html

You know you want one.

[misshart00]

No way am I paying $130 for something I can't sell as soon as the baby comes out.

[ronniesgirl]

Jan 6, 2016 20:23:04 GMT -5 misshart00 said:

No way am I paying $130 for something I can't sell as soon as the baby comes out.

I feel like there might be a market for used Babypods....but it ain't pregnant gals. 

[agpjt413]

"Vagina-friendly songs," eh? I guess depending on each mom's preference...but I guess mine would be playing something heavy on the bass

[bocaburger]

Best thing I've read all day

[ronniesgirl]

Jan 6, 2016 20:43:10 GMT -5 bocaburger said:

Best thing I've read all day

This came in second for me, but I just read an article about a man with two penises. 

[ameliabird]

Wow, I think Dr. Dre should jump on this! Lol

[agpjt413]

Jan 6, 2016 21:08:23 GMT -5 ameliabird said:

Wow, I think Dr. Dre should jump on this! Lol

Right?!

[remylove1011]

This is amazing.

[elebishi]

Am I the only one who read the thread title and thought musical chairs? But with a tampon. OMG. I don't even know what exactly I was imagining that would entail.

[dorkusmalorkus]

I heart this thread. You ladies crack me up. I needed that, so thanks.

[monicageller]

I can't even handle that....

Can you imagine the people sitting in a room somewhere coming up with this fabulous new product idea.

[Rama]

Jan 6, 2016 21:58:30 GMT -5 elebishi said:

Am I the only one who read the thread title and thought musical chairs? But with a tampon. OMG. I don't even know what exactly I was imagining that would entail.

Thank god I wasn't alone. I was getting totally grossed out.

[thelorax]

Noooope!

Apparently there is a Bluetooth pregnancy test coming out soon too.

[elm1214]

Wow.. that is.. interesting. I wonder who came up with that and why they thought it was a good idea!

[thepax89]

Jan 6, 2016 22:56:54 GMT -5 thelorax said:

Noooope!

Apparently there is a Bluetooth pregnancy test coming out soon too.

Yes. It calms you while you wait 3 minutes.

Id like to know who waits 3 minutes.

[juliayadda]

Jan 7, 2016 12:11:53 GMT -5 thepax89 said:

Jan 6, 2016 22:56:54 GMT -5 thelorax said:

Noooope!

Apparently there is a Bluetooth pregnancy test coming out soon too.

Yes. It calms you while you wait 3 minutes.

Id like to know who waits 3 minutes.

More like every 10 seconds or so for me!

[hrushka]

Apparently there's a market for just about anything. Wow!

[thelorax]

Jan 7, 2016 12:11:53 GMT -5 thepax89 said:

Jan 6, 2016 22:56:54 GMT -5 thelorax said:

Noooope!

Apparently there is a Bluetooth pregnancy test coming out soon too.

Yes. It calms you while you wait 3 minutes.

Id like to know who waits 3 minutes.

You can also tell the app if you want to be pregnant or not and it will tailor the message.

[misshart00]

Jan 7, 2016 12:32:31 GMT -5 thelorax said:

Jan 7, 2016 12:11:53 GMT -5 thepax89 said:

Yes. It calms you while you wait 3 minutes.

Id like to know who waits 3 minutes.

You can also tell the app if you want to be pregnant or not and it will tailor the message.

What if you're unsure?

[spicysalmonroll]

[coffeequeen14]

Looking at this subject line makes me want to puke. It's such a gross visual. I can't even read the article.

[Rama]

Jan 7, 2016 12:11:53 GMT -5 thepax89 said:

Jan 6, 2016 22:56:54 GMT -5 thelorax said:

Noooope!

Apparently there is a Bluetooth pregnancy test coming out soon too.

Yes. It calms you while you wait 3 minutes.

Id like to know who waits 3 minutes.

I'll be over here with my waiting five minutes. >_>;;

[coffeequeen14]

Jan 6, 2016 22:56:54 GMT -5 thelorax said:

Noooope!

Apparently there is a Bluetooth pregnancy test coming out soon too.

DH always says I can only test if he gets to pee on a $10 bill because it's practically the same thing.

[thepax89]

Jan 7, 2016 16:43:56 GMT -5 coffeequeen14 said:

Jan 6, 2016 22:56:54 GMT -5 thelorax said:

Noooope!

Apparently there is a Bluetooth pregnancy test coming out soon too.

DH always says I can only test if he gets to pee on a $10 bill because it's practically the same thing.

This is exactly what mine says.

So now I pee on wondfos.

[remylove1011]

Jan 7, 2016 17:24:16 GMT -5 thepax89 said:

Jan 7, 2016 16:43:56 GMT -5 coffeequeen14 said:

DH always says I can only test if he gets to pee on a $10 bill because it's practically the same thing.

This is exactly what mine says.

So now I pee on wondfos.

I will fully admit to peeing on 6 tests. I did more than one and then liked seeing the line darken. MH thought I'd lost my mind.

[thepax89]

Jan 7, 2016 21:33:35 GMT -5 remylove1011 said:

Jan 7, 2016 17:24:16 GMT -5 thepax89 said:

This is exactly what mine says.

So now I pee on wondfos.

I will fully admit to peeing on 6 tests. I did more than one and then liked seeing the line darken. MH thought I'd lost my mind.

I peed on a test today. I poas like once a week now. I always safely dispose of them before he sees them and accuses me on peeing on money again.