Post by ♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪ on Jan 7, 2016 17:35:23 GMT -5
However, movie theater popcorn sounds really good right now.
Oh, I can't remember if I have said this or not, but I am not huge on seeing movies in theaters because I like to watch with subtitles. I'm kind of Armageddon Aerosmith and don't wanna miss a thing.
However, movie theater popcorn sounds really good right now.
Oh, I can't remember if I have said this or not, but I am not huge on seeing movies in theaters because I like to watch with subtitles. I'm kind of Aerosmith Armageddon and don't wanna miss a thing.
Your husband deserves a trophy for letting you watch movies that are in English with subs turned on.
We don't always do that, but I def 100% always do if I am watching something alone.
Here I was thinking he deserved a trophy for holding his thing up when he shits. *shrugs*
Post by ♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪ on Jan 7, 2016 19:25:40 GMT -5
Hey, pippacricket, why don't you come over for some LT sandwiches sometime? No, silly, not love tit sandwiches. I mean lettuce tomato sandwiches. MmmMmMmMMM!!! You know, cuz bacon doesn't belong on sandwiches.
Hey, pippacricket , why don't you come over for some LT sandwiches sometime? No, silly, not love tit sandwiches. I mean lettuce tomato sandwiches. MmmMmMmMMM!!! You know, cuz bacon doesn't belong on sandwiches.
DIS
GUSTED
Listen. Less bacon for me means more bacon for you. I should be thanked for my service.
I asked MH what he does with his junk when he shits. He proceeded to show me by demonstrating on the toilet. His junk does not touch the toilet bowl. He said that he feels sorry for the guys with dangly nads or 12 inch peens that touch the bowl/water.
I asked MH what he does with his junk when he shits. He proceeded to show me by demonstrating on the toilet. His junk does not touch the toilet bowl. He said that he feels sorry for the guys with dangly nads or 12 inch peens that touch the bowl/water.
(raises hand) I like my dog kisses too. But like yours mine aren't all slobbery.
They both just give very quick lick on the cheek or neck. No real residue. :/
But then I tend to like dogs more than most people I meet out and about soo....
+1 for doggy kisses (just not on the mouth or eyes). I guess I never saw the issue since they're not slobbery. I do not get that dogs kisses are gross but not a bj (knowing mh/yh/whomever) has peed and let that thing rest inside a toilet bowl while he craps several times that day. You do know that's what they do ladies, right? I was disgusted when MH told me and brothers agreed.
I am having a very hard time wrapping my brain around the transition from dog licks to bjs??? Although I am an after shower only bj kinda lady, I believe you just guaranteed it will be a while. Image etched in my brain
I am having a very hard time wrapping my brain around the transition from dog licks to bjs??? Although I am an after shower only bj kinda lady, I believe you just guaranteed it will be a while. Image etched in my brain
Lol I think I made that transition. I found it ironic that some of us (myself included) don't like when dogs lick us because they lick their junk, but yet giving a BJ is similar.
I get it... i just... puppy and peen, DNW occupying my brain at same time
OMG at the idea that a man's junk would be actually big and jangly enough to touch the water. He wouldn't be able to wear pants. Or sit down. Or ride a bike. Or walk without waddling. Or make the sex.
Taking a shit without touching the water would be the least of that man's problems.
OMG at the idea that a man's junk would be actually big and jangly enough to touch the water. He wouldn't be able to wear pants. Or sit down. Or ride a bike. Or walk without waddling. Or make the sex.
Taking a shit without touching the water would be the least of that man's problems.
+1 for doggy kisses (just not on the mouth or eyes). I guess I never saw the issue since they're not slobbery. I do not get that dogs kisses are gross but not a bj (knowing mh/yh/whomever) has peed and let that thing rest inside a toilet bowl while he craps several times that day. You do know that's what they do ladies, right? I was disgusted when MH told me and brothers agreed.
I am having a very hard time wrapping my brain around the transition from dog licks to bjs??? Although I am an after shower only bj kinda lady, I believe you just guaranteed it will be a while. Image etched in my brain
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Yeah, thank you for etching the image in my head too. Eww!
OMG at the idea that a man's junk would be actually big and jangly enough to touch the water. He wouldn't be able to wear pants. Or sit down. Or ride a bike. Or walk without waddling. Or make the sex.
Taking a shit without touching the water would be the least of that man's problems.
You know, some people are growers. Maybe they don't have the problem all the time.
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