DH and I never talk about bathroom stuff. I don't think I could ask about what he does with his while using the toilet.. It's too weird.
We never did either until GKU convinced me that I needed to know how he wipes after a shit- either through the legs or around the back. It was a weird conversation.
And now I'm super curious about the location of his balls during a poop session. Damn you GKU!!!!
I asked MH what he does with his junk when he shits. He proceeded to show me by demonstrating on the toilet. His junk does not touch the toilet bowl. He said that he feels sorry for the guys with dangly nads or 12 inch peens that touch the bowl/water.
I am having a very hard time wrapping my brain around the transition from dog licks to bjs??? Although I am an after shower only bj kinda lady, I believe you just guaranteed it will be a while. Image etched in my brain
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Yeah, thank you for etching the image in my head too. Eww!
Just saying if I had never thought of it I considered others hadn't either, it was a PSA. And definitely not talking about it hitting the water or low hangin, just in general inside- the frank and beans gotta sit somewhere, either rested on top or inside, or I guess I'm their hands (?? not sure that makes it better because what else are they touching, mine is usually on his phone in there so I'm glad he's not holding and scrolling).
I don't get the disgust of a man's junk hanging near a poop. Are your H's having massive poop explosions that get on everything in the vicinity? I mean my vag is right next to where I poop, it doesn't get coated in shit.
I asked MH what he does with his junk when he shits. He proceeded to show me by demonstrating on the toilet. His junk does not touch the toilet bowl. He said that he feels sorry for the guys with dangly nads or 12 inch peens that touch the bowl/water.
Youve inspired me to have this conversation !!
So I've never seen the demonstration, does it hang in the bowl though? I'm under the impression that it sits on the interior of the bowl but doesn't touch anything
I don't get the disgust of a man's junk hanging near a poop. Are your H's having massive poop explosions that get on everything in the vicinity? I mean my vag is right next to where I poop, it doesn't get coated in shit.
Just the idea that if you then were to give him a bj before he's next showered, your mouth would come in contact with toilet peen.
I don't get the disgust of a man's junk hanging near a poop. Are your H's having massive poop explosions that get on everything in the vicinity? I mean my vag is right next to where I poop, it doesn't get coated in shit.
Just the idea that if you then were to give him a bj before he's next showered, your mouth would come in contact with toilet peen.
I imagine it just hangs above the water. Do you all have super shallow toilet bowls? Even if your H was a shower and not a grower it would have to be like a foot long soft to hang from the front all the way to the water.
He showers before, that's good. But I still hope you wad your face immediately after lol
Shower for him before, shower for me after. Sometimes during, I like shower foreplay, but he's a foot taller than me so shower sex is out of the question.
Just the idea that if you then were to give him a bj before he's next showered, your mouth would come in contact with toilet peen.
I imagine it just hangs above the water. Do you all have super shallow toilet bowls? Even if your H was a shower and not a grower it would have to be like a foot long soft to hang from the front all the way to the water.
Just the idea of it hangin in the splash zone gets to me.
I imagine it just hangs above the water. Do you all have super shallow toilet bowls? Even if your H was a shower and not a grower it would have to be like a foot long soft to hang from the front all the way to the water.
Just the idea of it hangin in the splash zone gets to me.
But like someone said earlier, your vagina can potentially get splashed.
We're both only after shower types (when it comes to oral).
Then I hope you're not one of those shower every third day people.
Not judging others (I wish I could for the environmental benefits - hello Mother Earth ) but hell nah I'm an every day shower kinda gal, except hair is washed every third day.
Like, as long as you didn't just finish a work out or been outside sweating all day, I'll blow you. The cleaner, the better obvs, but a surprise BJ is always appreciated. How can I surprise my husband if I'm all "Hey hot stuff, how about go wash your balls? WINK"
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Like, as long as you didn't just finish a work out or been outside sweating all day, I'll blow you. The cleaner, the better obvs, but a surprise BJ is always appreciated. How can I surprise my husband if I'm all "Hey hot stuff, how about go wash your balls? WINK"
Oh my god. I just burst out laughing.
And thank you. I was beginning to think I was the weird one here.
Like, as long as you didn't just finish a work out or been outside sweating all day, I'll blow you. The cleaner, the better obvs, but a surprise BJ is always appreciated. How can I surprise my husband if I'm all "Hey hot stuff, how about go wash your balls? WINK"
Like, as long as you didn't just finish a work out or been outside sweating all day, I'll blow you. The cleaner, the better obvs, but a surprise BJ is always appreciated. How can I surprise my husband if I'm all "Hey hot stuff, how about go wash your balls? WINK"
I can't stop laughing at this. He does make it a point now to, yes, wash his balls (or just jump in the shower quick) if he's gonna look for a bj. And that's how I can tell in advance what's up. He'll smell like a sunny spring day at 6:30 on a Thursday after he's just spent an hour in the bathroom. What can I say, we're romantic like that.
Like, as long as you didn't just finish a work out or been outside sweating all day, I'll blow you. The cleaner, the better obvs, but a surprise BJ is always appreciated. How can I surprise my husband if I'm all "Hey hot stuff, how about go wash your balls? WINK"
I'm dying!
But I feel the same way. I don't need it freshly laundered to get at it.
However, ya'll have ruined that for me. I'll be forever wondering what the hell I'm putting into my mouth.
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