Part confession part random - I had a dream last night that a bunch of us J15 ladies met up at a beach somewhere and partied. Then we all got on a plane to go back home (surprisingly we all boarded the same plane?). While on that plane this woman sat in front of us and opened up her laptop and she was browsing TCF. Turns out it was Cherhorowitz and we totally fan girled her the whole plane ride home. She barely tolerated us.
I'm always drunk on planes. You would have barely tolerated me.
Part confession part random - I had a dream last night that a bunch of us J15 ladies met up at a beach somewhere and partied. Then we all got on a plane to go back home (surprisingly we all boarded the same plane?). While on that plane this woman sat in front of us and opened up her laptop and she was browsing TCF. Turns out it was Cherhorowitz and we totally fan girled her the whole plane ride home. She barely tolerated us.
I'm always drunk on planes. You would have barely tolerated me.
I love me some drunk people on planes...way more fun than screaming babies.
I love me some drunk people on planes...way more fun than screaming babies.
Aussies heading to Vegas on 16 hour flight wasted talking about clubs and gambling. Give me the babies
Not a confession but completely relevant to the conversation. On our flight home from CA at Christmas we were in the back of the plane and it's SW so everyone is looking for seats. This chick saunters back and takes a middle seat between 2 guys. They are all in their early 20's. She tries to talk to the one near the window and gets nothing so she sets her sights on aisle boy, proceeds to talk the ENTIRE flight about herself, her band, he EXBF and EXH, about how her band has to play these parties for old people (she elaborated that the old women were in fact like 40. Being 37 I visibly turned and stared at her...little bitch) Anywho I told my DH that I'd bet him a bottle of wine that he goes home with her. Wouldn't you know it, he's in the USAF and doesn't have a place for the night so he's just going to drive ALL the way home when we land through the night. (we landed at like 10:30pm) We overheard her on the phone when we were getting our bags telling her ride and roommate that she had offered him a place to stay...at least until it's light out. hahaha got me my bottle of wine!
Probably not really flame worthy but after all the talk of sex and how many times a week on here, I totally bartered with my DH. Of course he started at 7 days a week and we bargained down to 2 days a week and off on "period week". I feel pretty good about this deal.
Bluedaisy we are mixing formula too. Not in the same bottle but every other bottle we are switching from the Alimentum to the sensitive RTF. We are trying to wean her down to the sensitive stuff and see how her tummy takes it.
Post by periwinkledaydreams on Jan 8, 2016 9:18:24 GMT -5
Continued from last night... Sooo I got the bed, no kicking involved. Instead I sadface grabbed my blanket and pillow and reached across the bed to say goodnight and started shuffling out of the room. Mmm passive aggressive guilt trip much? When he asked me where I was sleeping and I said "I don't know yet" he just went to the futon in LOs room, which also means he did SOME of the 476589367489 wake ups that happened. Because I know I am way more likely to hear her than he is, I also slept with headphones in. I mean, if falling asleep and waking up on and off every 20 minutes to an hour counts as sleeping, but anyways.. I got the bed!
I let LO watch Daniel Tiger. My niece had it on once when LO was little and we noticed LO was paying attention (of course, it's flashing lights) and H and I actually really like it. It's adorable. LO will also stop what she's doing when she hears the theme/ending songs of that show. They work really well when she's fussy!
And for a more risque confession...I've only ever had sex with H (I was a virgin until I was 25, whaaaat) and sometimes I fantasize about what sex with another guy would have been like. My sex life is fulfilling, and it's a total case of grass is greener, I know.
Post by fatmilkisdelish on Jan 8, 2016 9:34:06 GMT -5
My kid has already licked 2 dog toys this morning because I've been reading while she moves all around the floor. One of them was a nasty marrow bone. I'm a bad parent.
Post by fatmilkisdelish on Jan 8, 2016 9:43:24 GMT -5
erbear I can say with absolute certainty that sex with a different guy would be shitty compared to sex with your husband. I sincerely wish I had never had sex with another guy before I met mine. So many regrets.
Also, when I write sex my phone Autocorrects to sexxxxxxxxxx. Says a million things about me I guess...
I keep my FB pretty private, I also happily delete anyone that I haven't interacted with recently. However, I do keep 1 person on there just to keep myself entertained with all of the drama she creates in her life. I've only met her once, but she is one of those oversharers who posts EVERYTHING and airs all dirty laundry out. I know so much about her just from fb, you'd think that we were actual friends for a long time, based off of the information I know about her.
tl;dr I keep her as a friend so I can have something to roll my eyes at if I'm having a bad day.
One of my highschool college friends is like this and I'll never stop following her on Insta because her posts are so obnoxious and amazing. She's a Hollywood publicist so sometimes her posts have celebrities. last week she posted a photo of just the bottom of a women and a guy with her hand down his pants saying 'happy 2016!'
Yeah, I didn't do much making out with guys pre-H, either. He was really my first boyfriend.
Aside from the time I went to Texas, the summer before I met H. I made out with a random guy in Austin, he took me out a few days later and we went back to his place. Pretty sure he thought he was getting laid but we made out and I kind of like, rubbed him through his shorts. He then kept sending me sexy pics for a few months until I had to be like, sorry, I have a boyfriend now. He was HOT.
DH and I made a bet while we were engaged, if I lost he would get head whenever he wanted and if he lost I would get massages whenever I wanted. I lost and have no intent of holding up my end of the deal. wife of the year right here...lol
I could be tripping but didn't you have a parenting thread about the fact your H couldn't find your clit? I wouldn't be offering head either. He needs to up his skills first.
@poppyc8, he can find it, just doesn't utilize it. I've been giving him lots of umm well lets say helpful hints the past few weeks. My clit thanks parenting for all the advice.
Oh good. Unlimited head with massage payback didn't seem equal opportunity to me. Glad to hear it's getting better.
I can't believe how many "good girls" we have here, sex only with their husbands??
I was thinking the same thing....I need the NOPEtopus for this one....
*raises hand*. Been with my husband since I was 17. Did NOT plan on only having one sex partner my whole life, in fact, out of all my girlfriends I was the most sexual and I figured I would go around the block and back a few times. I regret it sometimes.
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