Sunday Funday Drinking!

[mrsbutt]

I'm having a Moscow Mule while we redo DD's closet.

T&Ps we all survive.

[thebay]

So when H and I were dating we lived in South Beach. We had a bunch of those massive bubba keg things, so BRILLIANTLY I decided that putting 12 landsharks in it was a good idea. After having had some rum. We walk to the beach, and we're just laying on towels and people watching and making up stories about how "She must be the princess of boobietown", etc.

I'm thirsty, lying in the sun and giggling will take it out of you. So I'm gulping this beer and looked up, and realised that the hotel behind us had a observation deck with palm trees on it. I freaked, and kept asking WHY WERE TREES ON THE ROOF OMG ELEVENTYWTFBBQ?!?!?!?! I was asking random strangers how the trees got there.

I'm really an adult. I swear.

[soxgirl07]

Never heard of a Moscow mule until last couple months on parenting. Might need to be 1 of my 1st PP drinks!

[harvestmoon]

I'm contemplating how beer #2 might go over after just having tomato bisque for lunch. I should probably dig up some more food before resuming drinking.

DD just played in the snow for about an hour, so she's snuggled up watching Doc McStuffins. We are having the perfect snowy Sunday.

[Deleted]

How do you guys not know what a Moscow mule is yet? In this group. I mean really.

[Deleted]

I can't drink til after 5. Bummer.

[mrsbutt]

Moscow Mule numero dos. H has only cursed twice. This is a miracle!

[thebay]

Two hours until I pick up H and about three until we're home and drinking. Not that I'm counting or anything,

[soxgirl07]

Feb 1, 2015 13:33:50 GMT -5 @jap said:

How do you guys not know what a Moscow mule is yet? In this group. I mean really.

I've heard about them here like eleventy times SINCE I'VE BEEN PREGNANT! Where was this fun drink 7 months ago?!

[Deleted]

Just had to google a Moscow Mule. vodka is a no Brainer for me..but i dont think I'd like the ginger beer Part.

[Cherhorowitz]

I'm so hungover. I need to get it together. I have a SB party. In the city. That I invited my babysitter to.

[thebay]

Feb 1, 2015 13:45:06 GMT -5 @pobrecita said:

OK fine I poured some sangria.

It's....ok.

I've tried a couple of times to make sangria and each time it's meh. 

WHAT IS THE SECRET?

[goldenbird]

I'm on mimosa number one. I've been sipping at it for over an hour. I had to take a break to do a few things around the house and eat an english muffin with butter and some goldfish grahams. Since I only had protein & fat for breakfast I decided some carbs were in order. To soak up the booze ofc.

[athn64]

Are we over here now?
Cause dd is teething and fussy and I need distracted

[mightythorgi]

I look forward to the summer when I can ask H to make me one of these on taco night:
www.fourstjames.com/blogs/stories/13674081-make-my-mule-a-mexican-please

In the meantime I had a bowl of white bean and chicken chili with roasted poblano pepper for lunch, since H made the both chilis yesterday and we cancelled our party later (blizzard conditions this afternoon/tonight).

I'm still going to make the buffalo chicken dip. H was like, Since we are homebound I'm going to eat both chilis (he also made a chipotle beef chili) for lunch and dinner, and drink my beers and sit in my farts. Okay, dude.

[goldenbird]

Feb 1, 2015 13:25:03 GMT -5 theophania said:

Off to Google a moscow mule.

I didn't know what it was either until I heard about it here.

[bennyandthejets13]

One of my childless friends just posted one of those visual dilation charts on fb and said that's why she doesn't have kids cause "she'd rather keep it tight". Wtf?? I commented back "bitch fuck you it goes back". People are weird.

[crazytallgiraffe]

We're in the middle of snow-pocalypse. Currently drinking some Dr. Pepper & rum. But if we get snowed in, in a few days I'll be all

[goldenbird]

Also, I noticed a pack of smirnoff mixed drinks that are moscow mule flavored. Obviously lower alcohol content than the real deal but oh well. I really want to buy them! I know it won't be the same as a real one but I'm too lazy to buy the ingredients and make it myself.

[mrsbutt]

Feb 1, 2015 13:52:11 GMT -5 bennyandthejets13 said:

One of my childless friends just posted one of those visual dilation charts on fb and said that's why she doesn't have kids cause "she'd rather keep it tight". Wtf?? I commented back "bitch fuck you it goes back". People are weird.

She posted a dilation chart? WTAF.

[thebay]

Feb 1, 2015 13:54:18 GMT -5 crazytallgiraffe said:

We're in the middle of snow-pocalypse. Currently drinking some Dr. Pepper & rum. But if we get snowed in, in a few days I'll be all

AND I'M NOT SHARING DAMMIT

[athn64]

Feb 1, 2015 13:59:23 GMT -5 thebay said:

Feb 1, 2015 13:54:18 GMT -5 crazytallgiraffe said:

We're in the middle of snow-pocalypse. Currently drinking some Dr. Pepper & rum. But if we get snowed in, in a few days I'll be all

AND I'M NOT SHARING DAMMIT

That's okay. You can keep your jar of dirt

[Cherhorowitz]

We're debating not going to the city and staying here and drinking. 5 seconds after I told my H we're gross and need to check our drinking.

[bennyandthejets13]

Feb 1, 2015 14:01:35 GMT -5 tLex said:

What does cervical dilation have to do with vaginal canal tightness anyways? It's not like he fucks your cervix.

Yea she has no idea what she's talking about. I just had to say something back though.

[harvestmoon]

Feb 1, 2015 14:01:35 GMT -5 tLex said:

What does cervical dilation have to do with vaginal canal tightness anyways? It's not like he fucks your cervix.

My cervix just shuddered at the thought.

[goldenbird]

My parents are having church people over for a sb party. Ugh. I'll be hiding upstairs watching tv. It's my day off, dammit! No forced socializing with people I don't like. This is when it sucks living here.

[bunnyfungo]

Why are there still people that don't know what a Moscow Mule is?!?

[bunnyfungo]

Oh. And I'm making buffalo chicken dip, chili con queso and pizza for the Super Bowl. It's just me and the kids. FFSC?

[goldenbird]

Feb 1, 2015 14:07:08 GMT -5 bunnyfungo said:

Oh. And I'm making buffalo chicken dip, chili con queso and pizza for the Super Bowl. It's just me and the kids. FFSC?

That sounds freaking delicious though!

[Cherhorowitz]

Feb 1, 2015 14:07:08 GMT -5 bunnyfungo said:

Oh. And I'm making buffalo chicken dip, chili con queso and pizza for the Super Bowl. It's just me and the kids. FFSC?

I want that.