DH once challenged me to see who could get more phone numbers. It's not a fair challenge since he's super charming and I'm socially awkward as fuck. Has nothing to do with looks.
Also, our relationship is clearly weird lol.
My sister and I used to play this game. She always won.
My MIL joined FB today. She is going through every photo I've posted in the last 10 years and commenting/liking things.
This is why I haven't accepted my MIL's friend request
My DH's grandmother joined FB and does this, haha. She hasn't figured out that you can comment on each photo, so she posts back to back on my wall with her comments on different pictures. She also signs her posts "love (name of grandmom and granddad). It's actually kind of cute. She's trying.
I mean, I did do my H ten years ago. But I think I had the upper hand back then. He's gotten better looking and I lost the baby fat in my face and gained fat in my thighs.
I met my h after he discovered weight lifting. before that he was super skinny/gangly. I've always been fat, and he's a chubby chaser so that works lol
Can you marry my brother already? You probably just have to run him a boy bath and watch his magic tricks. Oh, did I mention he likes to do magic tricks? I'm making him weirder, aren't I?
I'm kinda dying at the image of your brother doing magic tricks in the bath
Jap, I can hook you up with other guys that live in NY, but it means we won't be sisters. It does mean you will be rich. Also, I may have married my babysitter off to them last night, so you may have a sister wife.
I seriously think I want to take a trip up there this summer. Mostly to see you. But also to become a local rich couple friend of yours. I'm basically rich without the money so I think I'd fit in.
I want some fat to go to my butt. I better do some squats to tighten it up.
My trainer has done amazing things for my butt. Someone actually came up to me in the gym this week and asked what exercises I do to get my butt. I think having a baby ruins butts and its really hard to get it back.
Can you marry my brother already? You probably just have to run him a boy bath and watch his magic tricks. Oh, did I mention he likes to do magic tricks? I'm making him weirder, aren't I?
I'm kinda dying at the image of your brother doing magic tricks in the bath
Jap, I can hook you up with other guys that live in NY, but it means we won't be sisters. It does mean you will be rich. Also, I may have married my babysitter off to them last night, so you may have a sister wife.
I seriously think I want to take a trip up there this summer. Mostly to see you. But also to become a local rich couple friend of yours. I'm basically rich without the money so I think I'd fit in.
Um, please do. I know someone who collects Ferrari's. He is single. You can marry him and we can hang out every day. I will make you buy lunch though.
I met DH 10 yrs ago! He is even hotter now. First it was his smile and laugh that caught my attention. He's got a little more meat to his boney ass now which I love!
I met DH in preschool. That's probably why we're together. I didn't ever have to do that awkward gtky stage.
Yeah, but I don't even know you and I know in my heart that you have an amazing ass. I have never been approached ever. It was the ultimate "I'm doing something right" moment.
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