GTKY: The most embarrassing moment.

[yalllow]

Tell us about the time you were most embarrassed. Did you fart in church? Fall asleep in class? Set up the picture and we'll laugh right along with you.

[yalllow]

I was working for a traveling hospice while I was going back to school for my Master's. This meant that I would drive around four counties and then have to drive an hour away from my home for school at night.

My nurse called me while I was in the huge university parking lot. Was a bright cold day and everyone had washed the salt off their cars and people were rushing to class and campus. My nurse was talking to me about some patients, etc. When suddenly a innocent little toot turned into something more.

"Oh crap, Jamie." I said. And I told her what happened ((we were close)). I always wear khakis and I was worried about you know what and being stranded with shit pants.

I got out and put my coat around my waist and started to campus with Jamie's recommendations in my ear. I was walking down the long isle of cars when suddenly a clean Hummer caught my eye. It was just washed and the chrome seemed like a glass mirror.
"Hang on Jamie, let me see the damage." I stop to look in the Hummer's bumper. Perfect, I lift my coat and I start inspecting my ass.
"Looks good Jamie." I'm relieved "think I'll be okay..." And i happen to glance up. In the drivers seat, was the most beautiful man:


He was on the phone. Frozen in horror: his mouth open too afraid to say anything. We looked at each other for two seconds. "Jamie?" I whispered. "I gotta go."

And this fat girl ran to class.

[angelsnight]

My senior year, I asked this guy to my prom (he had been out of school for a couple years, he liked me but I didn't like him back. I wanted to be friends, and I needed a date to prom). He said he would go, but a week before he bailed on me. I can only guess because I didn't want to be more than friends.

I wasn't going to go to prom, I didn't want to third wheel with my friend and her date. My friend kept telling me I had to go...she was that friend that would "make" you do things, always threatening to not be your friend anymore and I stupidly gave in to her all the time. When she found out I didn't buy a ticket to prom, she got mad. I ended up having to call the class president and ask her if I could come to her house and buy one to shut my friend up. I walk in, and the entire prom committee is there working on decorations and stuff. In front of everyone she asked if I was going alone and therefore only needed one ticket, and I had to say yes.

I was soooo embarrassed to be going alone, and having to tell all the "popular people" and they all stared at me while she got my ticket, and I didn't even want to go. I am sure my face was bright red when I walked out of there.

[orriskitten]

I was a teenager and enjoyed having a hot box on our cable so we could watch any channel. Including the adult channels.

I was home alone and decided to enjoy some porn. I switched off TRL that had nsync and that was that.

Little did I know my mom was recording a soap opera.

When she got home, she started to rewind the tape and there is nsync on TRL. I tried to get the tape, completely freaking out.

My mom asked what was wrong and I confessed. She had to ask me "was there anything that you have questions about? Anything you didn't understand?" I told her no and she let me take the tape and tape over it with something and she never mentioned it again.

[denverbride]

My high school had a sunken commons area. My 1st day of high school, I tripped and fell down the stairs in front of basically the entire school. So graceful.

[bandteacher]

My freshman year of high school, I accidentally wore a lime green bra under a white sweater. You could see right through. Luckily, my bff had a hoodie in her locker to loan me. I know that wasn't good, but I can't think of any better ones.

[bandteacher]

Oh, I have a better one. DH and I tried anal once and he had poop all over his penis when we were done. It smelled awful and needless to say, we haven't tried it since.

[yalllow]

Feb 2, 2015 21:16:50 GMT -5 bandteacher said:

Oh, I have a better one. DH and I tried anal once and he had poop all over his penis when we were done. It smelled awful and needless to say, we haven't tried it since.

[yalllow]

Feb 2, 2015 21:16:50 GMT -5 bandteacher said:

Oh, I have a better one. DH and I tried anal once and he had poop all over his penis when we were done. It smelled awful and needless to say, we haven't tried it since.

okay just one more, because I'm obnoxious... 

[Deleted]

That time.. I was like.. not even a month away from having James.. I peed myself in front of a customer..

Not a little dribble either.. Like- unpotty trained pee.

[bebeski]

I barfed on the metro...was three steps to the door. It happened This past summer. All over this Teen girl. It was a festival weekend so I assume everyone thought I was drunk but I definitely was not. I'll never eat corned beef again.

[kimberpoo]

omg I'm an embarrassment every day of my lyfeee.

can't think of any super good ones right now. I do remember when I was little (like 1st grade or so) I was at a party at one of those chuck-e-cheese type places and the stupid girl at the counter told me there wasn't a bathroom (obvs there was, but I was little and didn't know better) so I ended up peeing my leggings. it was SO obvious. I was too embarrassed to tell the truth, so I told my friend's mom I fell in a puddle (again, so obvs I peed myself).

[kimberpoo]

oh, here's one that's totally forgivable, and I'm sure you can all relate:

while giving birth to my ginormous baby, I shit everywhere. the entire time. all over. everywhere. it was AWFUL. at the time IDGAF, but looking back now....omg. everywhere. really, everywhere. at one point DH had to hold me still and wipe down my entire side (armpit to knee) because I was covered.in.poop.
now that's love.

[yalllow]

Feb 4, 2015 13:10:45 GMT -5 kimberpoo said:

oh, here's one that's totally forgivable, and I'm sure you can all relate:

while giving birth to my ginormous baby, I shit everywhere. the entire time. all over. everywhere. it was AWFUL. at the time IDGAF, but looking back now....omg. everywhere. really, everywhere. at one point DH had to hold me still and wipe down my entire side (armpit to knee) because I was covered.in.poop.
now that's love.

[fishbulb]

yalllow, Your GIF skills both amaze and frighten me.

[lincbeesmom]

Feb 4, 2015 23:43:17 GMT -5 fishbulb said:

yalllow, Your GIF skills both amaze and frighten me.

This. Where do you even find half the shit you post? (No pun intended)

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I did not want to see that..